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Lowest thing you've ever done?

08-23-2003, 06:41 AM

What's the lowest, most dastardly, asshole-like thing you have ever done? I'm talking about all-time lows here.

For me, there are three things that take the cake:
- stole a guy's girlfriend while he was away risking his life in a warzone (he was in the military)
- fucked my former best friend's girlfriend
- dated 3 girls at the same time, of which one actually believed I was going to marry her

So, what are the vilest things you guys have ever done?

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08-23-2003, 06:42 AM

I drank my friends last booze at his own birthday party.

..and I'm off.
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08-23-2003, 06:42 AM

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I drank my friends last booze at his own birthday party.

Dude... that's just wrong...

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08-23-2003, 06:42 AM

When I was 10 I named my pet frog Jesus and crucified him
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08-23-2003, 06:43 AM

I don't think I have ever really screwed anyone really bad.

Must be the reason I'm not making a 6 figure income yet.
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08-23-2003, 06:43 AM

fucked my girlfriends younger sister while she was a sleep in the other room

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08-23-2003, 06:47 AM

Originally posted by lEricPl
I don't think I have ever really screwed anyone really bad.

Must be the reason I'm not making a 6 figure income yet.

Nah... karma exists, bad things come back to you twice as hard.
So, you should have some good things to look forward to

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08-23-2003, 06:50 AM

Originally posted by Asthma
fucked my girlfriends younger sister while she was a sleep in the other room

who was sleeping ?

the sister or the girlfriend ?
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08-23-2003, 06:52 AM

I once sold someone a shitty $17k mailing list. He would broker it for me.
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08-23-2003, 06:52 AM

Ate my dog's last bit of pet food.

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08-23-2003, 06:54 AM

met a waitress at a coffee shop, she called the cops on her husband so he got put in jail for some bs, then she came by that night with her sister and her kids. I fucked her in the garage while her sister watched the kids in the car
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08-23-2003, 06:55 AM

Originally posted by Asthma
fucked my girlfriends younger sister while she was a sleep in the other room

who was sleeping ?

the sister or the girlfriend ?
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08-23-2003, 06:55 AM

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08-23-2003, 07:25 AM

let people take pics of me doing coke and some slut doing it off my cock, so people could post them all over the net...

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that was Easton

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08-23-2003, 07:32 AM

Originally posted by sid

who was sleeping ?

the sister or the girlfriend ?

Most likely both.

Lowest thing I have ever done....

Registered and started posting here.

Beat that you fuckers.
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08-23-2003, 07:33 AM

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I drank my friends last booze at his own birthday party.

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08-23-2003, 07:34 AM

Originally posted by Asthma
fucked my girlfriends younger sister while she was a sleep in the other room

sweet. hehe.
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08-23-2003, 07:55 AM

I posted on GFY once........ (and yes, I am so ashamed.)

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08-23-2003, 07:59 AM

Originally posted by sarettah
I posted on GFY once........ (and yes, I am so ashamed.)

Got tired of the big egos did ya?
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08-23-2003, 08:22 AM

I got my best friend's fiance drunk and de-virginized her 3 nights before the wedding. He still dont know I was the one to pop her cherry.
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08-23-2003, 08:24 AM

I got a aquaintances wife drunk, then fucked her on his couch while he slept upstairs.

she was 6mos pregnant at the time.
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08-23-2003, 08:27 AM

Originally posted by MattO
When I was 10 I named my pet frog Jesus and crucified him
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08-23-2003, 08:29 AM

Originally posted by Asthma
fucked my girlfriends younger sister while she was a sleep in the other room

I tried that with a mother/daughter once. Was staying at my girlfriends mothers house, g/f went to sleep in the spare bedroom and I went back to the living room because the TV was still on. There was mom, sipping wine, watching late night TV.

I came soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking close it pains me to think about it to this day.

She cuddled up to me for a while.. but couldn't go through with it in the end.

thinking about it makes me weep
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08-23-2003, 08:42 AM

I tried to stab someone with a broken bottle because I lost my cigarettes somewhere, pissed in someone's drink when they went to the bathroom then gathered a crowd of people to watch her sip it when she returned, set someone's lazy boy on fire and threw it on the beer pong table, talked on the phone with my girlfriend while my old exgirlfriend was sucking my dick, and I've masturbated at every job I've ever worked at.
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08-23-2003, 08:44 AM

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08-23-2003, 08:49 AM

Originally posted by Asthma
fucked my girlfriends younger sister while she was a sleep in the other room

hahaha, clever move.
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08-23-2003, 08:55 AM

Crazy glued this guy's palm to his forehead when he was drunk and passed out..
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08-23-2003, 11:18 AM

Originally posted by StupidNewbie
I tried to stab someone with a broken bottle because I lost my cigarettes somewhere, pissed in someone's drink when they went to the bathroom then gathered a crowd of people to watch her sip it when she returned, set someone's lazy boy on fire and threw it on the beer pong table, talked on the phone with my girlfriend while my old exgirlfriend was sucking my dick, and I've masturbated at every job I've ever worked at.

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08-23-2003, 03:35 PM

Most of you people are pretty disappointing.

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08-23-2003, 03:37 PM

emptied a used condom in someones quart of milk in the fridge coz they were a prick

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08-23-2003, 03:40 PM

Originally posted by punkworld
Most of you people are pretty disappointing.

was about to post the same thing.
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08-23-2003, 03:44 PM

I picked my nose and rolled it into a ball, and dropped it in this guy's pocket.
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08-23-2003, 03:50 PM

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08-23-2003, 03:53 PM

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08-23-2003, 03:58 PM

Originally posted by punkworld
What's the lowest, most dastardly, asshole-like thing you have ever done? I'm talking about all-time lows here.

For me, there are three things that take the cake:
- stole a guy's girlfriend while he was away risking his life in a warzone (he was in the military)
- fucked my former best friend's girlfriend
- dated 3 girls at the same time, of which one actually believed I was going to marry her

i did two out of your three.

- fucked two former friends girlfriends. both guys rightfully tried to kill me but were unsuccesful.

- dated 3 girls at once too. actually fucked all three in one day. one was my long term girlfriend who got me back in the end by crackin my heart in two....so yeah, karma is a bitch.
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