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Originally posted by Dildozer
Clubbing baby seals is part of our canadian heritage.
When we reach adulthood (12 years old), our father and his father take us out of the igloo to go baby seal clubbin'. We ride a moose until we reach the shore then club ourselves some nice baby seals. Then when we're done clubbin we take the skins and send them to China to make cheap ass boots for french tourists.
We then party by huffing monoxide from exhaust pipes and propane.
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I remember my adult-hood rally well.