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  • I Am The Walrus
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2003
    • 1000
    #1

    guys... have you ever ...

    faked an orgasm when fucking a chick to get it over and done with?
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    • Joe Average
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2003
      • 785
      #2
      Only with you mother.

      She's a lousy lay.
      I used to get high on life but then I built up a tolerance.

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        • RRRED
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2001
          • 6754
          #3
          How can a guy fake an orgasm?

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            • juicylinks
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 122992
              #4
              Originally posted by RRRED
              How can a guy fake an orgasm?
              Yes

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                • progex
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 405
                  #5
                  This guy is getting very annoying.

                  Putting on the money hat
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                    • I Am The Walrus
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 1000
                      #6
                      Originally posted by RRRED
                      How can a guy fake an orgasm?
                      Simple really...

                      You wrap it up before you start fucking the chicks brains out then when she just lies their like a used sack of potatos you just kinda shudder a bit and let out a moan.

                      Whip your stick outta her fish parcel, take of the rubber and flush it down the toilet.
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                        • detoxed
                          vip member
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 17798
                          #7
                          yep

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                            • Sly_RJ
                              Live Hard - Die Hard
                              • Feb 2002
                              • 17042
                              #8
                              Originally posted by RRRED
                              How can a guy fake an orgasm?
                              You get a fist full of lotion before you start. Then when you get bored and want to stop, you squeeze your fingers together so that the lotion sprays all over her lower back.
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                                • playa
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 6432
                                  #9
                                  I would never do it,, getting blue balls ain't no joke

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                                    • MarkTiarra
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 3833
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by RRRED
                                      How can a guy fake an orgasm?
                                      If you're wearing a condom you can.

                                      Retired Pornosticator

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                                        • RRRED
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 6754
                                          #11
                                          So then what do you do? Wait till your girls asleep and then finish business yourself?

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                                            • I Am The Walrus
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2003
                                              • 1000
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by RRRED
                                              So then what do you do? Wait till your girls asleep and then finish business yourself?
                                              Usually yep after the cream has been spilt (metaphorically speaking) i always make sure i wipe it on the curtain so as not to disturb her when flushing the toilet
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                                                • Vasocongestion
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • May 2003
                                                  • 56
                                                  #13
                                                  1. Why would you fuck someone that isn't going to satisfy you?
                                                  2. Why would a guy ever fake an orgasm, I can understand a girl doing it?
                                                  3. I can't understand a guy not cumming if they are the one in control, you do what you like and get yourself off!

                                                  At the moment I can only think of one instance where a guy would fake and still I think it's a long shot...and that's if the guy wasn't in the mood to fuck(lmao) and did it just bc she wanted it and so he didn't get shit from his girl for the rest of the day.

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                                                    • JamesK
                                                      hi
                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                      • 16731
                                                      #14
                                                      you're gonna get banned
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