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  • greentea
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2002
    • 6580

    #51
    your mama so fat she uses a vcr for a beeper
    blunts

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    • SweetT
      Shank-A-Potamus
      • Jan 2002
      • 1756

      #52
      Originally posted by richard


      Yo mamma so stupid, she thought copy and paste from google would win her $200


      DING DING DING


      I think we have a winner


      --T

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      • TondaB
        Confirmed User
        • May 2002
        • 3162

        #53
        Yo Mama is so hungry that tonight she wants to go to WEGCash FREE BEER and FREE WINGS at Hooters Newport Beach
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        • Tala
          Fucked if I know
          • Dec 2002
          • 23368

          #54
          Originally posted by richard
          Yo mamma so stupid, she sale short icq uin

          Yo mamma so stupid, she thought copy and paste from google would win her $200


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          • Oracle Porn
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            • Oct 2002
            • 24433

            #55
            Yo mama is so stupid she doesn't use WegCash!


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            • DarkJedi
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              • Feb 2001
              • 28301

              #56
              Q: What's long and black and smells like shit?

              A: The welfare line.




              Q: What's the most confusing day in Harlem?

              A: Father's Day

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              • bringer
                i have man boobies
                • Jul 2003
                • 13082

                #57
                Originally posted by DarkJedi
                Q: What's long and black and smells like shit?

                A: The welfare line.




                Q: What's the most confusing day in Harlem?

                A: Father's Day
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                • bringer
                  i have man boobies
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 13082

                  #58
                  yo mamas so loose, she makes the goatse.cx guy jealous
                  Last edited by bringer; 08-21-2003, 01:45 PM.
                  333-765-551

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                  • bringer
                    i have man boobies
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 13082

                    #59
                    where's my $200
                    333-765-551

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                    • GFED
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2002
                      • 8121

                      #60
                      I guess this is limited to one joke per entry, so here is mine... best one I could find...

                      Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.
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                      • bringer
                        i have man boobies
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 13082

                        #61
                        Originally posted by GFED
                        I guess this is limited to one joke per entry, so here is mine... best one I could find...

                        Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.
                        yo mama's so old, she farts dust
                        333-765-551

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                        • Hustlin Entertainment
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • May 2002
                          • 2326

                          #62
                          yo mamas so fat, she uses a pillow as a tampon

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                          • Aza
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2002
                            • 818

                            #63
                            Yo mama is so ugly she has to get the baby drunk before breast feeding!
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                            • RRRED
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 6754

                              #64
                              Keep 'em coming! We will be judging tomorrow... Sorry we added an extra day like that.

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                              • MattO
                                The O is for Oohhh
                                • Feb 2003
                                • 10861

                                #65
                                Original ones I made up, not some Google cut-n-paste


                                Yo Mama's so fat she can see her own ass over the horizon.

                                Yo Mama's so fat she can't go to the beach cuz she fucks up the tide

                                Yo Mama's pussy's so big she uses a kiddy pool for a diaphragm

                                Yo Mama's so ugly, everyone on her block has eye insurance in case they accidentally look at her

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                                • StupidNewbie
                                  Registered User
                                  • Apr 2002
                                  • 864

                                  #66
                                  yo momma so skank she got a pussy on her hip to make some money on the side...


                                  money on the side nigga, he said money on tha side - that be straight hilarious nigga

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                                  • StupidNewbie
                                    Registered User
                                    • Apr 2002
                                    • 864

                                    #67
                                    yo momma so po, her front and back door on the same hinge

                                    boo yeah

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                                    • StupidNewbie
                                      Registered User
                                      • Apr 2002
                                      • 864

                                      #68
                                      yo momma so dope sick skinny she goes hang gliding on a dorito .. a DORITO NIGGA

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                                      • Dravyk
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2001
                                        • 1202

                                        #69
                                        Yo mama's so hairy even sponsors can't shave her!
                                        All Of 'Em

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                                        • Tala
                                          Fucked if I know
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 23368

                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by Dravyk
                                          Yo mama's so hairy even sponsors can't shave her!

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                                          • Dravyk
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jan 2001
                                            • 1202

                                            #71
                                            Yo mama's so fat even Nat Net don't got big enough pipe.
                                            All Of 'Em

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                                            • Dravyk
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 1202

                                              #72
                                              Yo mama's so lame even Serge won't insult her!
                                              All Of 'Em

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                                              • Ad3pt
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Aug 2002
                                                • 476

                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by spamofon
                                                yo mama is so fat she uses VCR as a pager
                                                Don't look here for the joke. It's in your pants.

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                                                • I Am The Walrus
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                  • 1000

                                                  #74
                                                  Yo mommas so stupid she thinks her name is Headless
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                                                  • fiveyes
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                    • 1680

                                                    #75
                                                    Yo mamma so stupid, pappa died while she tried to find the "eleven" on the phone dial.
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                                                    • MetaMan
                                                      I AM WEB 2.0
                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                      • 28682

                                                      #76
                                                      you mama is so fat when i fuck her in the ass all i get it cheek

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                                                      • I Am The Walrus
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Aug 2003
                                                        • 1000

                                                        #77
                                                        Yo momma's so fat she got a SPAM email and ate her computer
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                                                        • MetaMan
                                                          I AM WEB 2.0
                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                          • 28682

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by I Am The Walrus
                                                          Yo momma's so fat she got a SPAM email and ate her computer
                                                          yawn,
                                                          u r boring

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                                                          • I Am The Walrus
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Aug 2003
                                                            • 1000

                                                            #79
                                                            Originally posted by MetaMan


                                                            yawn,
                                                            u r boring
                                                            Well your a fag and you dont hear me complaining
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                                                            • chodadog
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                              • 9736

                                                              #80
                                                              Yo' Momma's so nasty that not even Dugmor would fuck the bitch.
                                                              26 + 6 = 1

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                                                              • MetaMan
                                                                I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                • Jan 2003
                                                                • 28682

                                                                #81
                                                                Originally posted by I Am The Walrus


                                                                Well your a fag and you dont hear me complaining
                                                                good one,

                                                                i think ur momma is calling you to do your homework.

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                                                                • warlock667
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                  • 142

                                                                  #82
                                                                  Yo' Momma's so fat when I yell "Kool-Aid" she comes crashing through the wall

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                                                                  • tranza
                                                                    ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                    • 57559

                                                                    #83
                                                                    Originally posted by fiveyes
                                                                    Yo mamma so stupid, pappa died while she tried to find the "eleven" on the phone dial.
                                                                    I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                    • ScriptBall
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                      • 376

                                                                      #84
                                                                      Yo mama is so stupid, when you asked her to defrost some dogs for dinner, she put fluffy in the nuker!
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                                                                      • theharvman
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Sep 2002
                                                                        • 1366

                                                                        #85
                                                                        Your momma is so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out!
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                                                                        • Oracle Porn
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                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 24433

                                                                          #86
                                                                          Yo mama is so stupid she buys content from sobegirl!


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                                                                          • High Quality
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                                            • 5741

                                                                            #87
                                                                            Yo mama's so hairy, when she lifts her arms its like she's got buckwheat in a headlock!

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                                                                            • Nismo
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                              • 4977

                                                                              #88
                                                                              yo mama so stupid she wasnt able to get into harvard via scholarship, even though she did volentary community service, and graduated from one of the most highly regarded high schools in the country with a 4.4GPA in all advanced classes!

                                                                              boooo ya!
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                                                                              • spamofon
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jun 2003
                                                                                • 2999

                                                                                #89
                                                                                yo mama is so stupid she link hotten lil2rich

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                                                                                • Dugmor
                                                                                  The Traffic Cowboy
                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                  • 7688

                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  Originally posted by chodadog
                                                                                  Yo' Momma's so nasty that not even Dugmor would fuck the bitch.
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                                                                                  • nosey
                                                                                    Talk Hard
                                                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                                                    • 14413

                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    yo momma so hot, i'd titty fuck her in church

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                                                                                    • MuleScrote
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                      • 4601

                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      Yo mama is so juicy that guidos slick thier hair with her punani
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                                                                                      • richard
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Feb 2001
                                                                                        • 543

                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        Like Whoa, yo mamma's stupid!

                                                                                        Good ones Dravyk

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                                                                                        • chodadog
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                                          • 9736

                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          Originally posted by Dugmor


                                                                                          Thanks
                                                                                          Haha, it was a joke. Sheesh.
                                                                                          26 + 6 = 1

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                                                                                          • Seb From Holland
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • May 2002
                                                                                            • 2747

                                                                                            #95
                                                                                            Yo mama is so stupid, she spammed Acacia to signup for her movie paysite using her GloBill refcodes!

                                                                                            Seb.

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                                                                                            • bringer
                                                                                              i have man boobies
                                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                                              • 13082

                                                                                              #96
                                                                                              Originally posted by warlock667
                                                                                              Yo' Momma's so fat when I yell "Kool-Aid" she comes crashing through the wall
                                                                                              333-765-551

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                                                                                              • DarkJedi
                                                                                                No Refunds Issued.
                                                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                                                • 28301

                                                                                                #97
                                                                                                Yo mama's so hairy even sponsors can't shave her!

                                                                                                Your momma is so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out!



                                                                                                these are the best

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                                                                                                • save11
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                  • 222

                                                                                                  #98
                                                                                                  Your Mom's so fat she went out on a date wearing high heels and when she came back they were flats.
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                                                                                                  • amph
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                                                                    • 1245

                                                                                                    #99
                                                                                                    Originally posted by richard
                                                                                                    Yo mamma so stupid, she thought copy and paste from google would win her $200

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                                                                                                    • Shok
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                      • 5611

                                                                                                      #100
                                                                                                      can I play?


                                                                                                      Yo mamma is so poor, she cant even pay attention

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