Yo mama

Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

yo mommas so stupid, she sold her car for gas money

Yo mama's so stupid that she had you!

Yo mama's so stupid she thought yo daddy's dick was a dipstick!

Yo mama's so stupid that she thought her vomit was pea soup!

Yo mama's so stupid that she had seconds!

Yo mama's so stupid that the doctor slapped her when you was born!

Yo mama's so stupid that the French look up to her!

Yo mama's so stupid that God smacked himself in the head when she read the Bible upside down!

Yo mama's so stupid that she wipes her ass with her finger and use the toilet paper to draw pictures of flowers!

Yo mama's so stupid that even Forrest Gump won't offer her any of his chocolates!

yo mama so stupid, shes just damn stupid. I'm talkin' stupid.

yo momma is so ugly she goes trick or treating through the mail

Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

Yo momma so stupid she posts on GFY!


Errr.. wait a minute...

Yo momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples

Yo mama's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.

^^ewww^^

Yo mama so nasty, she put ice in her drawers tokeep the crabs fresh.

Yo mama's so nasty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.

Yo mama's so stupid, she had Dan Quayle check her spelling.

Yo mama's so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.

Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to your house said what's for dinner, yo mama jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said "crabs!"

Yo mama's so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to insult you and started with "Yo mama's so..."

Yo mama is so stupid that she's even stupider than you.

Yo momma so stupid she thought the TV guide was directions to get to the televison

Yo mama so stupid.... she thought taco bell was a Mexican phone company!!!!!

Yo' mama is so freakin stupid I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope.

I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Leaving a voice mail."

Yo moma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Yo mama so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I wear,and I said 'GUESS, she said Levi's.

Yo mama is so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's

Yo' mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo Momma is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.

yo momma pubic hairs so nappy, it look like burt taco meat

yo mama is so fat she uses VCR as a pager

Yo momma's so fat, even her clothes have stretch marks.

Yo momma got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail

yo mamma is so stupid she posted in this thread ;)

Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Cap'n Crunch while he was still a private.

Yo mama's so hairy, if she could fly she'd look like a magic carpet.
Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.
Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like Bigfoot in a tank top.
Yo mama' so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers.
Yo mama's so hairy, when she went to Remington and said "Shave this!" the salesman died laughing.
Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
Yo mama's so hairy, Jane Goodall follows her around.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."

Yo momma's so stupid,
she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

Yo momma's so stupid,
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she ordered her sushi well done.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she thought she needed a token to get on soul train.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she got hit by a parked car.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she sold the car for gas money.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she thought asphalt was a skin disease.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.

Yo momma's so stupid,
when she saw the "NC-17" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.

Yo momma's so stupid,
when she heard 90% of all accidents occur around the home, she moved.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she got fired from a blow-job.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she asked you what the number for 911 was.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Doggy Dogg's holiday album.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.

my mom wont let me post mine

The only thing I can say about "YO MAMA" is,

I am glad she's yours and not mine!

Yo mama's missing a finger and can't count past 9
Yo mama's so bald her hair looks like stitches.
Yo mama's so bald she curls her hair with rice.
Yo mama's so ballheaded when she showers she gets brainwashed
Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo mama's so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama's so greasy she sweats crisco
Yo mama's so greasy she uses bacon as a band aid
Yo mama's so greasy when she slid into second she ended in detroit
Yo mama's blind and seeing another man.
Yo mama's car's so ugly, someone broke in just to steal The CLUB.
Yo mama's cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama's house is so dusty the roaches ride around on dune buggys

That's the best one! I vote for him

Your momma is so fat that she could eat an elephant.

I'm a genius!

Yo mamma so stupid on her job application under 'SEX' she put 'YES, ONCE'

Yo Mama so fat for a tampon she uses Bounty and a Rope

Yo Mama sa fat she was standing on a corner wearing yellow pants, she bent over and three Japanese guys got in and asked to go to the airport

Yo Mama so fat her IUD picks up Radio Free Europe


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Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama's so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levi's?"
Yo mama's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.
Yo mama's so stupid, her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors.
Yo mama's so stupid, her shirt says TGIF- tits go in first.
Yo mama's so stupid, her shoes say TGIF- toes go in front.
Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.
Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.
Yo mama's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen the bitch since.
Yo mama's so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.
Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were gas she wouldn't have enough to power a flea-mobile around the inside of a Fruit Loop.
Yo mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
Yo mama's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911".
Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
Yo mama's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the box.
Yo mama's so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
Yo mama's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.
Yo mama's so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1"
Yo mama's so stupid, she fell up the stairs.
Yo mama's so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got a part time job painting skittles.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got shot running to the border after seeing a Taco Bell commercial.
Yo mama's so stupid, she had Dan Quayle check her spelling.
Yo mama's so stupid, she invented a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mama's so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama's so stupid, she married Yo daddy.
Yo mama's so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble.
Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."
Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a peephole in a glass door.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put on a coat to chew winterfresh gum.
Yo mama's so stupid, she ran out of gas leaving Texaco.
Yo mama's so stupid, she said "what's that letter after x" and I said Y she said "Cause I want to know".
Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the house to pay the mortgage.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stands up on an empty bus.
Yo mama's so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks a sanitary belt is drinking a shot out of a clean glass.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks stereotype is the brand on her clock-radio.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought asphalt was a skin disease.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Boyz2Men was a daycare center.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she could get food stamps at the post office.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Thailand was a men's clothing store.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the board of education was a piece of wood.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the Internet was something you catch fish with.
Yo mama's so stupid, she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took lessons for a player piano.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a carpool.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to insult you and started with "Yo mama's so..."
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to mail a letter with food stamps.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to melt squeeze Parkay.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to strangle herself with a cordless phone.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to throw a bird off a cliff.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama's so stupid, she used a vibrator for an egg beater.
Yo mama's so stupid, she was locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she went on Double Dare and when they asked her name she said "I think I'll take the physical challenge."
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the Gap to get her teeth fixed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she wiped her ass before she took a shit.
Yo mama's so stupid, she wouldn't know up from down if she had three guesses.
Yo mama's so stupid, the bitch snuck on the bus and paid to get off.
Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.
Yo mama's so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade.
Yo mama's so stupid, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F, and sometimes Wednesday too."
Yo mama's so stupid, when her husband lost his marbles she bought him new ones.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I asked her if she wanted to play one on one, she said "Ok, but what's the teams?"
Yo mama's so stupid, when I gave her a dollar and asked for a quater back, she gave me Dan Marino.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she pulls up to a flashing red light it sounds like this... Vroom, Screech, Vroom, Screech.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line, she put "O.K."
Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw a "Wrong Way" sign in her rearview mirror, she turned around.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she went by the YMCA she said "Hey, they spelled Macy's wrong."
Yo mama's so stupid, when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she worked at McDonald's and someone ordered small fries, she said "Hey Boss, all the small one's are gone."
Yo mama's so stupid, when someone said "Take the trash out," she moved.
Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke."
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said they were playing craps she went and got toilet paper.
Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo mama's so stupid, you can make her eyes twinkle by shining light in her ears.
Yo mama's so stupid, you can tell when she's used the computer because there's White Out all over the screen.

Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.
Yo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.
Yo mama's so big, she rollerskates on busses.
Yo mama's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.
Yo mama's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker.
Yo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.
Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.
Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass.
Yo mama's so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"
Yo mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.
Yo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!
Yo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.
Yo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.
Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.
Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.
Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.

Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo mama's so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill.
Yo mama's so fat that she has TB... two bellies.
Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!
Yo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week.
Yo mama's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor.
Yo mama's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seat belts.
Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
Yo mama's so fat, and her back is so crooked, when she lays down...people say "I didn't know we had mountains."
Yo mama's so fat, and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop.
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo mama's so fat, but I fucked her anyway.
Yo mama's so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.
Yo mama's so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirits.
Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her.
Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo mama's so fat, God created her, and on the seventh day he rested.
Yo mama's so fat, her ass has it's own congressman.
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
Yo mama's so fat, her belt size is the equator.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is rocky-road.
Yo mama's so fat, her car is made of spandex.
Yo mama's so fat, her car is made out of spandex.
Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial.
Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
Yo mama's so fat, her favorite blouse is a tent.
Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."
Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.
Yo mama's so fat, her skates went flat.
Yo mama's so fat, her tailor takes her measurements in light years.
Yo mama's so fat, her yearbook picture is an aerial.
Yo mama's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat.
Yo mama's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.
Yo mama's so fat, I had to roll over twice to get off of her.
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo mama's so fat, I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.
Yo mama's so fat, I saw her in New York, and when I told my friend in LA, he'd seen her too.
Yo mama's so fat, I shot the bitch and Crisco came out.
Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
Yo mama's so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test!
Yo mama's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!
Yo mama's so fat, if she were an airplane, she'd be a jumbo jet.
Yo mama's so fat, instead of Levi's 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.
Yo mama's so fat, instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.
Yo mama's so fat, I've got to tell two snaps just to cover her fat ass.
Yo mama's so fat, Jenny Craig did a credit check.
Yo mama's so fat, last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a hard on.
Yo mama's so fat, NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer.
Yo mama's so fat, NASA orbits satellites around her.
Yo mama's so fat, no one can talk behind her back.
Yo mama's so fat, on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a 747.
Yo mama's so fat, one day she was lifting up her rolls and a car fell out.
Yo mama's so fat, one day when she got in a fight the person fighting her got lost in her.
Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a triet... She be like "What y'all eating? I'll try it!"
Yo mama's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.
Yo mama's so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell.
Yo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't just work one corner, she has to work all four.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't lose weight, only find it.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't reach her back pocket.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't tie her own shoes.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't wear Daisy Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.
Yo mama's so fat, she could go a week without eating and still not lose weight.
Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.
Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck.
Yo mama's so fat, she don't eat Wheat Thins, she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama's so fat, she don't know whether she's walking or rolling.
Yo mama's so fat, she don't wear a G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F, G-String.
Yo mama's so fat, she eats biscuits like tic tacs.
Yo mama's so fat, she eats cereal out of a satellite dish.
Yo mama's so fat, she eats pumpkin pies like Skittles.
Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama's so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Yo mama's so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled "Land Ho!"
Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.
Yo mama's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
Yo mama's so fat, she gets her toenails painted at Earl Schieb's.
Yo mama's so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.
Yo mama's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says "Okay."
Yo mama's so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama's so fat, she had to roll over 4 times just to get an even tan.
Yo mama's so fat, she has 48 midnight snacks.
Yo mama's so fat, she has a greater gravitational attraction than a black hole.
Yo mama's so fat, she has her own area code.
Yo mama's so fat, she has more nooks and crannies than a Thomas' English Muffin.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to get out of the car to change gears.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to get out of the car to change the radio station.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the other.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to use sleeping bags for tube socks.
Yo mama's so fat, she has two stomachs: One for meat, one for vegetables.
Yo mama's so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck.
Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the ocean jumped back and said "I'll wait my turn."
Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing "We are family!"
Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama's so fat, she leaves stretch marks on the bathtub.
Yo mama's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen.
Yo mama's so fat, she looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids.
Yo mama's so fat, she made Richard Simmons cry.
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo mama's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.
Yo mama's so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a Tic-Tac.
Yo mama's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
Yo mama's so fat, she masturbates reading cookbooks.
Yo mama's so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.
Yo mama's so fat, she needs a road map to find her ass.
Yo mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Seattle, NY.
Yo mama's so fat, she plays pool with the planets.
Yo mama's so fat, she pulls up a chair to an all-u-can-eat buffet.
Yo mama's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat in Big Foot and made it a lowrider.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rowing machine and it sank.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on four quarters and made a dollar.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came & said "Break it up!"
Yo mama's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop.
Yo mama's so fat, she shows up on radar.
Yo mama's so fat, she smells like bacon at 90 degrees.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it said "Please step out of the car."
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her "Sorry, we don't do livestock."
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the fuck off."
Yo mama's so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H d.
Yo mama's so fat, she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses a kiddie slide for a shoe horn.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxi-pad.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses blanket as a washcloth.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses diet soap.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks.

Yo mama's so nasty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.
Yo mama's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
Yo mama's so nasty, her tits give sour milk.
Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
Yo mama's so nasty, she bit the dog and gave it rabies.
Yo mama's so nasty, she bought her boyfriend kneepads for Christmas.
Yo mama's so nasty, she breeds crabs.
Yo mama's so nasty, she calls Janet "Miss Jackson."
Yo mama's so nasty, she had sex with a woman and got pregnant.
Yo mama's so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."
Yo mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.
Yo mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.
Yo mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.
Yo mama's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.
Yo mama's so nasty, she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive.
Yo mama's so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
Yo mama's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!!
Yo mama's so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.
Yo mama's so nasty, they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head.
Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to your house said what's for dinner, yo mama jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said "crabs!"
Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to your house said what's for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"
Yo mama's so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor.

Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.
Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.
Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Yo mama's so old, she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party.
Yo mama's so old, she drove a chariot to high school.
Yo mama's so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket.
Yo mama's so old, she has all the apostles in her black book.
Yo mama's so old, she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers.
Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
Yo mama's so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.
Yo mama's so old, she used to gang bang with the Flintstone's.
Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Yo mama's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license.
Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.

Your momma's so stupid even GFY doesn't makes sense to her.

Yo mama's so ugly and fat, Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant.
Yo mama's so ugly, even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her.
Yo mama's so ugly, even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide won't come back in.
Yo mama's so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail-order.
Yo mama's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!
Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo mama's so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel.
Yo mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night.
Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.
Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow ran away from her.
Yo mama's so ugly, I can fuck her in any position and its still doggy style.
Yo mama's so ugly, I can't even make a joke out of it.
Yo mama's so ugly, I have to watch your sister undress just to calm down.
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the monkeys said "Damn, how'd you get out so fast."
Yo mama's so ugly, if she were a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
Yo mama's so ugly, if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be next to it.
Yo mama's so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym.
Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she's been bobbing for French fries.
Yo mama's so ugly, it makes me wish birth control is retroactive.
Yo mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama's so ugly, Medusa is jealous.
Yo mama's so ugly, my dog took one look at her and ran away.
Yo mama's so ugly, people at the circus pay money not to see her.
Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama's so ugly, people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen.
Yo mama's so ugly, people make jokes about her.
Yo mama's so ugly, Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
Yo mama's so ugly, roaches go "Hi mom!"
Yo mama's so ugly, she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it.
Yo mama's so ugly, she can't even bare the thought of fucking herself.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare Cujo off a meat truck.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the flies off a shit wagon.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the moss off a rock!
Yo mama's so ugly, she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit with the ugly log.
Yo mama's so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares.
Yo mama's so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Yo mama's so ugly, she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror.
Yo mama's so ugly, she has a sign in her yard that says "Beware of Dog."
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup.
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on water to get a drink.
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to get the baby drunk to breast feed it.
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone.
Yo mama's so ugly, she hurt my feelings.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and the police fined her for mooning.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she got hit with a bag of "What the fuck?!?!"
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like you.
Yo mama's so ugly, she makes blind children cry.
Yo mama's so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo mama's so ugly, she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.
Yo mama's so ugly, she pretends SHE's someone else when she's having sex.
Yo mama's so ugly, she scares roaches away.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back.
Yo mama's so ugly, she tied a pork chop around her neck and the dog still wouldn't play with her.
Yo mama's so ugly, she uses her face for birth control.
Yo mama's so ugly, she was a guard for Castle Greyskull.
Yo mama's so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness.
Yo mama's so ugly, she's never seen herself 'cause the mirrors keep breaking.
Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were a crime, she'd get the electric chair.
Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team.
Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama's so ugly, that when she was a baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
Yo mama's so ugly, the doctor is still smacking her ass.
Yo mama's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama's so ugly, the kids call her Lassie and feed the bitch dog biscuits.
Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.
Yo mama's so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train.
Yo mama's so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case.
Yo mama's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.
Yo mama's so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama's so ugly, they know what time she was born, because her face stopped the clock!
Yo mama's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama's so ugly, they put her face on a poster for abstinence.
Yo mama's so ugly, they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty.
Yo mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.
Yo mama's so ugly, we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation.
Yo mama's so ugly, well.. look at you!
Yo mama's so ugly, when I took her to a haunted house she came out with a paycheck.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back shaking it's head.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she masturbates she gets arrested for cruelty to animals.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped in for curtains.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her ass, then her face, and said "Twins!"
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked everyone.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, her mama saw the afterbirth and said "Twins."
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her and her parents.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor smacked the wrong end.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she went camping, the park ranger was like "Hey Yogi!"
Yo mama's so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.
Yo mama's so ugly, when two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled "rape" and they yelled "NO!"
Yo mama's so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Yo mama's so ugly, yo dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama's so ugly, yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.
Yo mama's so ugly, yo father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye.
Yo mama's so ugly, yo father's breath smells like shit 'cause he'd rather kiss her ass.
Yo mama's so ugly, you could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies.
Yo mama's so ugly, your real pops could only be a fuckin' dog.

Yo momma' so nasty, I asked, "What's for dinner"


She put her foot on the table and said, "Korn"

Yo mama's head is so long it snows at the top ..........

Yo mama is so fat she uses a fire hose as a belt.........

Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her Drivers license pic.......

Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!!

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!

Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.

Yo Momma so poor she can't afford the o or the r.

Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving."

Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"

Yo Momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.

Yo Momma is so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps.

Yo Momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

Yo Momma so poor she drives a peanut.

Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.

Yo Momma so poor you put RoundUp on the weeds and she said, "There goes breakfast, lunch, and dinner!"

Yo Momma so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, "Pick a corner, any corner."

Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!

Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop!

Your mama is so fat She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Your mama is so fat When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw HER peanuts.
Your mama is so fat The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade. Does she accept paypal?
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.



Yo mama so generous she's gonna give me $200 no matter what!

Yo mamma so stupid, she sale short icq uin

Yo mamma so stupid, she thought copy and paste from google would win her $200