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  • BlackCrayon
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jun 2003
    • 19634
    #1

    Jesus Science Fair lol

    http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html

    pretty funny stuff

    "1st Place: "My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)"
    Cassidy Turnbull (grade 5) presented her uncle, Steve. She also showed photographs of monkeys and invited fairgoers to note the differences between her uncle and the monkeys. She tried to feed her uncle bananas, but he declined to eat them. Cassidy has conclusively shown that her uncle is no monkey."
    you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..
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    • On-top
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2001
      • 2283
      #2
      LoL
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        • Feivel
          Confirmed User
          • May 2003
          • 1203
          #3
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            • Doctor Dre
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jan 2001
              • 51692
              #4
              jesus loves you
              Originally posted by rayadp05
              I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                • MattO
                  The O is for Oohhh
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 10861
                  #5
                  That shit is just sad... poor brainwashed kids...

                  although this one's funny:

                  2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"

                  Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.


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                    • JohnW
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 642
                      #6
                      Save me Jeebus!!!

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                        • SpaceAce
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 6493
                          #7
                          I started a thread on this quite a while ago. Check it out, pretty funny:
                          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=152459

                          SpaceAce

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