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<b>C o o k i e s With Grandpa</b>
One day, a little boy goes over to his grandparents house and is sitting out on the poarch with his grandfather. Grandpa is drinking a beer and the little boy asks if he can have a sip. "can your dick touch your asshole?" replies the grandpa. He says no, so the grandpa says "well, then you arent old enough yet to drink beer". The little boy goes back to his grandparents house about a week later and is again sitting on the poarch with grandpa, and again asks if he can have a sip of grandpa's beer. "Can your dick touch your asshole yet?" He says it still cant, so Grandpa say "Sorry, but youre still not old enough yet" The little boy goes inside where grandma gives him a plate of fresh hahahahahahas. He goes back outside and Grandpa asks him if he can have one. "Can YOUR dick touch YOUR asshole, Grandpa?" "Sure can" says Grandpa. "Well good for you, then go fuck yourself, cuz these are my hahahahahahas"
<b>Dirty Priests</b>
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
- A pimple waits until puberty to come all over a boys face.
<b>Mr Peter wants a raise</b>
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I work head first
I do not get RDO?s, weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don?t get paid overtime or shift penalties
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Response from the administration:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work eight hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
You take a lot of non-rostered breaks
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don?t always observe OH&S measures, such as wearing the correct protective outfits
You don?t wait untill pension age before retiring
You don?t like working double shifts
You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day?s work
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
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