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  • Tam
    Rude Bitch
    • Jan 2001
    • 8533
    #1

    This is hilarious......

    Ok not all of it, but I can laugh about it now... I have just had the worst possible damn week.

    Saturday, a week ago, I go to buy me a new pair of shoes, 35 damn miles away...... ok not a big thing right? I get them home, work keeps me hopping so I don't even get to look at them..... Monday I go to wear them out and find out I have two damn LEFT shoes..... ok it's just my damn luck, I can laugh about it now......

    Ok Tuesday I get a certified letter in my mail, I sign for it, open it and I find out I am being sued for a $2300 debt for a MasterCard, which freaks me out because you have to actually HAVE a MasterCard before you can be in debt with one right? I go online and find out it is a telemarketing scam where they can charge bogus shit on you, and most would have just paid it, and GOD I was pissed..... ok so I find out that while ANYONE can file charges, THEY have to back it up....... I never had a damn MasterCard, so that's all cleared up, I filed charges right back on them.

    Yesterday I am at my pc working like a damn dog, my kids come flying up the stairs, YES all 4 of them, and since I am sitting right by the stairs, they scared me half outta my mind, screaming the Sheriff is here...... JESUS, what next huh? Turns out my son has to go to court and testify against a kid trying to sell him stolen band instruments.... ok so that one is ok too.

    Ok, finally, I am sitting here day after day hearing my hubby say that his pc won't do SHIT, it just sucks ass.... it's a Gateway, *rolling my eyes* what do you expect..... so today he is checking one of MY hotmail boxes and finds an attachment, well he downloads it and tries to open it....... it won't open.... DUH!!! It's that fucking virus, so I run over there like a mad woman, trying to make sure he isn't infected, all the while calling him an idiot for opening any attachment right now.... keep in mind this thing has infected EVERY single one of my friends on here on some level...... well guess what?

    NOT HIS!!! He can't even catch a damn computer virus.... rotfl.... yeah this is good but jesus when you can't even extract a damn virus on a damn computer....... good grief...... he looks at me and says very seriously, "See, I told you it was a fucking piece of shit, I can't even download a damn virus on it" and the wild part is he DIDN'T even have a damn spec of anything resembling a virus scanner on it, he by god does now though.

    Ok I can laugh about it now.... but dammit what a week.

    So how was your week? LMAO

    Tam



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    • Lift
      Registered User
      • Jul 2001
      • 12
      #2
      All I did this week was hit F5 every 10 mins to watch my dialer mins grow...went to the loo a few times....had some munchies...smoked some pot.....ummm cant remember anything else....damn...if it comes back to me ill let ya know

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        • titmowse
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          • Jan 2001
          • 5320
          #3
          i think mine was better. although, totally boring compared to yours



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            • xxxpit
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              • Apr 2001
              • 148
              #4
              Tam Tam Tam ...

              I feel for you dear...

              Lets hope your luck changes..

              as to my week..
              Best in my life to date..(please dont think I m rubbing it in)

              LQQk at this post if you havnt already..
              http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/...ML/005899.html

              Hey will a small prayer help..
              or would that be kinda off key since we are in this biz..lol

              Heres to a better week 4 ya!

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                • tenletters
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                  • Jan 2001
                  • 2079
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Tam:
                  he looks at me and says very seriously, "See, I told you it was a fucking piece of shit, I can't even download a damn virus on it"

                  Wooo LMMFAO ahhhhehehehehe.... I love it!
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                    • Pete
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 6617
                      #6
                      Hey Tam.....Do you drink?
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                        • Jamdin
                          Registered User
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 3560
                          #7
                          My week was pretty boring except for Tuesday when I had to take my mother to see a neurologist in another town an hour's drive away. We go by their "map" that they sent & we almost got lost because they put the doc's office on the wrong side of the street. We get there & we find the neurologist is in the new office of the neurologist she went to 5 years ago (he sent her to Oklahoma...got to spread that insurance money around you know).

                          The new neurologist give her the same damn tests that she had from the other doc years earlier. The local hospital sent them the x-rays but forgot to include the MRIs. They give her a prescription & she thinks they are for pain pills (she has severe arthritis or detoriating discs in the neck depending on which doc she talks to). We get back home & she takes the prescription to the pharamacy but it turns out it's for a pain shot kit which she has to set up an appointment for at the hospital.

                          We go to the hospital & she sets up an appointment & also tells the x-ray department about their fuck up.

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                            • aprilkorova
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 649
                              #8
                              I can 100% guarantee you no one wants to hear about my week. Just just call it "The Week of Incredible Stress, Overload and to Top Off...Family Comes Down To Be Shuttled Around To All The Tourist Spots" week.

                              That's it in a nutshell lol.

                              BTW, I feel for you Tam, glad you have a sense of humor about it...wish I could find mine, I could use it right now lol.

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                                • aprilkorova
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 649
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by aprilkorova:
                                  I can 100% guarantee you no one wants to hear about my week. Let's just call it "The Week of Incredible Stress, Overload and to Top Off...Family Comes Down To Be Shuttled Around To All The Tourist Spots" week.

                                  That's it in a nutshell lol.

                                  BTW, I feel for you Tam, glad you have a sense of humor about it...wish I could find mine, I could use it right now lol.

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                                    • aprilkorova
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 649
                                      #10
                                      Oops, so stressed hit the quote instead of edit. Please excuse me y'all...not quite myself lol.

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                                        • Tam
                                          Rude Bitch
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 8533
                                          #11
                                          april, girl I have to laugh because if I didn't I'd be freaking out.

                                          tenletters........ you think you laughed, you should have seen his face, I literally laughed til I hurt. LMAO I still laugh when I think about the look on his face when I went off on him.

                                          Pete, GOD no, I am high strung enough, god don't give me alcohol........ JEEZ, babe, I don't have a death wish. LMAO

                                          Tam

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                                            • fantasyc
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 672
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Tam:
                                              Ok not all of it, but I can laugh about it now... I have just had the worst possible damn week.

                                              Saturday, a week ago, I go to buy me a new pair of shoes, 35 damn miles away...... ok not a big thing right? I get them home, work keeps me hopping so I don't even get to look at them..... Monday I go to wear them out and find out I have two damn LEFT shoes..... ok it's just my damn luck, I can laugh about it now......

                                              Ok Tuesday I get a certified letter in my mail, I sign for it, open it and I find out I am being sued for a $2300 debt for a MasterCard, which freaks me out because you have to actually HAVE a MasterCard before you can be in debt with one right? I go online and find out it is a telemarketing scam where they can charge bogus shit on you, and most would have just paid it, and GOD I was pissed..... ok so I find out that while ANYONE can file charges, THEY have to back it up....... I never had a damn MasterCard, so that's all cleared up, I filed charges right back on them.

                                              Yesterday I am at my pc working like a damn dog, my kids come flying up the stairs, YES all 4 of them, and since I am sitting right by the stairs, they scared me half outta my mind, screaming the Sheriff is here...... JESUS, what next huh? Turns out my son has to go to court and testify against a kid trying to sell him stolen band instruments.... ok so that one is ok too.

                                              Ok, finally, I am sitting here day after day hearing my hubby say that his pc won't do SHIT, it just sucks ass.... it's a Gateway, *rolling my eyes* what do you expect..... so today he is checking one of MY hotmail boxes and finds an attachment, well he downloads it and tries to open it....... it won't open.... DUH!!! It's that fucking virus, so I run over there like a mad woman, trying to make sure he isn't infected, all the while calling him an idiot for opening any attachment right now.... keep in mind this thing has infected EVERY single one of my friends on here on some level...... well guess what?

                                              NOT HIS!!! He can't even catch a damn computer virus.... rotfl.... yeah this is good but jesus when you can't even extract a damn virus on a damn computer....... good grief...... he looks at me and says very seriously, "See, I told you it was a fucking piece of shit, I can't even download a damn virus on it" and the wild part is he DIDN'T even have a damn spec of anything resembling a virus scanner on it, he by god does now though.

                                              Ok I can laugh about it now.... but dammit what a week.

                                              So how was your week? LMAO

                                              Tam
                                              Cheer up, it can only get better right

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                                                • Tam
                                                  Rude Bitch
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 8533
                                                  #13
                                                  LOL

                                                  Well they can always get worse, I found that out the damn hard way, that's for damn sure.

                                                  Mine are as follows.. and don't laugh dammit... LMAO

                                                  2 Girls ages 17 and 3 and 2 boys ages 12 and 7........ my poor boys go thru total hell being between these two girls...... those two are always teaming up on my boys.

                                                  My hubby wanted more but after 4 I think that pretty much does it for me, I turned my happy ass into a toy... LOL

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                                                    • fantasyc
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                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 672
                                                      #14
                                                      WOW!!! What age differences. My favorite of course would be the three year old I love small children, of course that's because we can relate. We are on the same mentality

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                                                        • Tam
                                                          Rude Bitch
                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                          • 8533
                                                          #15
                                                          She is my favorite age too... I don't have a favorite kid, just a favorite age...... and from 3-5 is my personal favorite, they are going thru so many changes and explorations at that age........ To hear her talk though, you'd swear she was 15........ they say the more you have the smarter they will be at a younger age..... she has 5 teachers whereas my first only had me and her dad..... and these kids have taught her some of themost goofball shit. Jeez, she just recently admitted she was a girl...... she demanded she was a guy for a long damn time. lol

                                                          Tam

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                                                            • deluxe
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                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                              • 1434
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Tam:

                                                              Saturday, a week ago, I go to buy me a new pair of shoes, 35 damn miles away...... ok not a big thing right? I get them home, work keeps me hopping so I don't even get to look at them..... Monday I go to wear them out and find out I have two damn LEFT shoes..... ok it's just my damn luck, I can laugh about it now......
                                                              Lol that happend to me to once only it were shoes that a friend brought for me from the usa... well guess what i did not go back to change them.

                                                              hang in there tam everyone has a bad week sometimes
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