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  • Fake Nick
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2004
    • 7708

    #1

    Crazy Rednecks Try To Kill ALI G !!

    Ali G Escorted From Angry Rodeo Crowd

    A man purportedly from Kazakhstan launched into a diatribe instead of "The Star-Spangled Banner."


    By Laurence Hammack
    981-3239
    The Roanoke Times


    No one knows for sure who he was, that Middle Eastern man in an American flag shirt and a cowboy hat who was supposed to sing the national anthem at a rodeo Friday night in the Salem Civic Center.

    But he sure shook up this town before leaving in a hurry.

    Introduced as Boraq Sagdiyev from Kazakhstan, he was said to be an immigrant touring America. A film crew was with him, doing some sort of documentary. And he wanted to sing "The Star-Spangled Banner" to show his appreciation, the announcer told the crowd.

    Speaking in broken English, the mysterious man first told the decidedly pro-American crowd - it was a rodeo, of all things, in Salem, of all places - that he supported the war on terrorism.

    "I hope you kill every man, woman and child in Iraq, down to the lizards," he said, according to Brett Sharp of Star Country WSLC, who was also on stage that night as a media sponsor of the rodeo.

    An uneasy murmur ran through the crowd.

    "And may George W. Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq," he continued, according to Robynn Jaymes, who co-hosts a morning radio show with Sharp and was also among the stunned observers.

    The crowd's reaction was loud enough for John Saunders, the civic center's assistant director, to hear from the front office. "It was a restless kind of booing," Saunders said.

    Then the man took off his hat and sang what he said was his native national anthem. He then told the crowd to be seated, put his hat back on, and launched into a butchered version of "The Star-Spangled Banner" that ended with the words "your home in the grave," Sharp said.

    By then, a restless crowd had turned downright nasty.

    "If he had been out there a minute longer, I think somebody would have shot him," Jaymes said. "People were booing him, flipping him off."

    Rodeo producer Bobby Rowe, who by then had figured out that he was the victim of some kind of hoax, had the man escorted out of the civic center. Rowe told him that he and his film friends had best leave right then.

    "Had we not gotten them out of there, there would have been a riot," said Rowe, who has been bringing his Imperial Rodeo Productions to Salem for years.

    As his wife, Lenore, put it: "It's a wonder one of these cowboys didn't go out there and rope him up."

    Saunders agreed. "I was concerned for his personal safety," he said.

    Once the film crew members and their star realized the severity of the situation, Bobby Rowe said, "they loaded up the van and they screeched out of there."

    After apologizing to the crowd for being duped, Rowe was left to wonder who pulled such a hoax, and why. Months ago, he was approached by someone from One America, a California-based film company that was reportedly doing a documentary on a Russian immigrant, Rowe said.

    The outfit asked if Sagdiyev could sing the national anthem at the rodeo in Salem. After listening to a tape, Rowe said sure.

    By Saturday afternoon, Jaymes had observed that Sagdiyev looked a lot like the title character of "Da Ali G Show," a Home Box Office production that often catches its guests and audiences unaware and then records their reaction to "shock value" material such as Friday night's performance.

    The show has a character named Borat from Kazakhstan, according to the HBO Web site.

    Jaymes said she recalls that one of the five cameras was turned on her and others on stage, as if to catch their reactions.

    "I looked at Brett and said, 'Why do I feel like I'm in the middle of a bad "Saturday Night Live" episode?'" Jaymes said.

    As Rowe prepared Saturday for a second night of the rodeo, he was playing it safe on who would sing the national anthem.

    "It'll be a tape," he said.

    http://www.roanoke.com/news/roanoke/16655.html


  • Bigwilly
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    • Oct 2003
    • 1101

    #2
    that was stupid on his part

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    • Manowar
      jellyfish  
      • Dec 2003
      • 71528

      #3
      sasha baron cohen is fucking funny.

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      • DEA - banned for life
        V.I.P.
        • Nov 2004
        • 7886

        #4
        wheres the ficking vid...that would be great

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        • SmokeyTheBear
          ►SouthOfHeaven
          • Jun 2004
          • 28609

          #5
          Originally posted by DEA
          wheres the ficking vid...that would be great
          i'm sure it will be on the ali g show
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          • Heineken
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2002
            • 134

            #6
            yo yo yo
            Wheres the video at ?
            I wish i had a website ...

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            • EyesWideShut
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2004
              • 354

              #7
              he cracks me the fuck up... very funny comedian and he's got a giant pair of balls doing all of the crazy shit that he does
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              • Tala
                Fucked if I know
                • Dec 2002
                • 23368

                #8
                All bullshit aside, that was one of the stupidest things that Ali G could have done and he's damn lucky he didn't get shot or lynched.

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                • canplayer
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                  • Oct 2004
                  • 557

                  #9
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                  • dij
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2003
                    • 2163

                    #10
                    haha
                    he's the funniest comedian ever!

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                    • David!
                      By the wrath of Agamemnon
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 6501

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Tala
                      All bullshit aside, that was one of the stupidest things that Ali G could have done and he's damn lucky he didn't get shot or lynched.
                      I conccur.
                      .

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                      • Twe Russ
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 3493

                        #12
                        rofl poor ali.

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                        • SkyRunner
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                          • Mar 2003
                          • 269

                          #13
                          Hehe, thats the coolest thing he could have done!
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                          • JimmiDean
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                            • Nov 2004
                            • 3433

                            #14
                            Gotta find that vid on the net youknow it has to be somewhere
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                            • galleryseek
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2002
                              • 8234

                              #15
                              i dont like him much, at all. i guess you have to be non-american to find his stuff funny... he interviews people and just acts immature and tries to patronize people? right? - how is that all that funny? hardly is it unique.

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                              • Cirrus
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2002
                                • 1145

                                #16
                                This one is good also
                                Ali G goes to Cannes
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                                • kiana
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 126

                                  #17
                                  borat is by far the funniest character of his.

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                                  • jacked
                                    sperm tail
                                    • May 2004
                                    • 11019

                                    #18
                                    ali G is the man to bad those hicks don't have much of a sense of humor

                                    and he's more or less right about this part "your home in the grave" GW dug it were gonna be put in it ;)
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