I went to put gas in my car. I put in $10 worth and went inside to pay the guy. I picked up a bag of chips and go up to the register. The total was $11 something, I give the guy a ten dollar bill and a $1 and he throws the $10 dollar bill back at me and saids "I gave you a discount."
badass shit. thanx random gas station guy

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Often times I wonder why
There's love and hate, theres live or die.
When sickness comes I must decide:
When feelings go, theres suicide.