A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a
handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the
front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her
to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might
need were in the garage.
The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation, and said to her
husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a porch, it's a Ferrari."
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Keep on truckin,But watch out for the idiots
handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the
front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her
to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might
need were in the garage.
The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation, and said to her
husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a porch, it's a Ferrari."
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Keep on truckin,But watch out for the idiots
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