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ANDY KAUFMAN'S "HUNDRED BOTTLES OF BEER"

"100 bottles of beer on the wall, 100 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 99 bottles of beer on the wall.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 97 bottles of beer on the wall.

97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 96 bottles of beer on the wall.

96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 95 bottles of beer on the wall.

95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 94 bottles of beer on the wall.

94 bottles of beer on the wall, 94 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 93 bottles of beer on the wall.

93 bottles of beer on the wall, 93 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 92 bottles of beer on the wall.

92 bottles of beer on the wall, 92 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 91 bottles of beer on the wall.

91 bottles of beer on the wall, 91 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 90 bottles of beer on the wall.

90 bottles of beer on the wall, 90 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 89 bottles of beer on the wall.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 88 bottles of beer on the wall.

88 bottles of beer on the wall, 88 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 87 bottles of beer on the wall.

87 bottles of beer on the wall, 87 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 86 bottles of beer on the wall.

86 bottles of beer on the wall, 86 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 85 bottles of beer on the wall.

85 bottles of beer on the wall, 85 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 84 bottles of beer on the wall.

84 bottles of beer on the wall, 84 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 83 bottles of beer on the wall.

83 bottles of beer on the wall, 83 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 82 bottles of beer on the wall.

82 bottles of beer on the wall, 82 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 81 bottles of beer on the wall.

81 bottles of beer on the wall, 81 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 80 bottles of beer on the wall.

80 bottles of beer on the wall, 80 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 79 bottles of beer on the wall.

79 bottles of beer on the wall, 79 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 78 bottles of beer on the wall.

78 bottles of beer on the wall, 78 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 77 bottles of beer on the wall.

77 bottles of beer on the wall, 77 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 76 bottles of beer on the wall.

76 bottles of beer on the wall, 76 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 75 bottles of beer on the wall.

75 bottles of beer on the wall, 75 bottles of beer. Nut ichmedibeikechee baccerda issy da - 74 bottles of beer on the wall.

74 bottles of beer on the wall, 74 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 73 bottles of beer on the wall.

73 bottles of beer on the wall, 73 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 72 bottles of beer on the wall.

72 bottles of beer on the wall, 72 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 71 bottles of beer on the wall.

71 bottles of beer on the wall, 71 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 70 bottles of beer on the wall.

70 bottles of beer on the wall, 70 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 69 bottles of beer on the wall.

69 bottles of beer on the wall, 69 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 68 bottles of beer on the wall.

68 bottles of beer on the wall, 68 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 67 bottles of beer on the wall.

67 bottles of beer on the wall, 67 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 66 bottles of beer on the wall.

66 bottles of beer on the wall, 66 bottles of beer. Take one down - pass it around - 65 bottles of beer on the wall.

65 bottles of beer on the wall, 65 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 64 bottles of beer on the wall.

64 bottles of beer on the wall, 64 bottles of beer. 63 bottles of beer on the wall.

63 bottles of beer on the wall, 63 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 62 bottles of beer on the wall.

62 bottles of beer on the wall, 62 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 61 bottles of beer on the wall.

61 bottles of beer on the wall, 61 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 60 bottles of beer on the wall.

60 bottles of beer on the wall, 60 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 59 bottles of beer on the wall.

59 bottles of beer on the wall, 59 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 58 bottles of beer on the wall.

58 bottles of beer on the wall, 58 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 57 bottles of beer on the wall.

57 bottles of beer on the wall, 57 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 56 bottles of beer on the wall.

56 bottles of beer on the wall, 56 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 55 bottles of beer on the wall.

55 bottles of beer on the wall, 55 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 54 bottles of beer on the wall.

54 bottles of beer on the wall, 54 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 53 bottles of beer on the wall.

53 bottles of beer on the wall, 53 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 52 bottles of beer on the wall.

52 bottles of beer on the wall, 52 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 51 bottles of beer on the wall.

51 bottles of beer on the wall, 51 bottles of beer. 50 bottles of beer on the wall.

50 bottles of beer on the wall, 50 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 49 bottles of beer on the wall.

49 bottles of beer on the wall, 49 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 48 bottles of beer on the wall.

48 bottles of beer on the wall, 48 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 47 bottles of beer on the wall.

47 bottles of beer on the wall, 47 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 46 bottles of beer on the wall.

46 bottles of beer on the wall, 46 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 45 bottles of beer on the wall.

45 bottles of beer on the wall, 45 bottles of beer. 44 bottles of beer on the wall.

44 bottles of beer on the wall, 44 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 43 bottles of beer on the wall.

43 bottles of beer on the wall, 43 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 42 bottles of beer on the wall.

42 bottles of beer on the wall, 42 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 41 bottles of beer on the wall.

41 bottles of beer on the wall, 41 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 40 bottles of beer on the wall.

40 bottles of beer on the wall, 40 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 39 bottles of beer on the wall.

39 bottles of beer on the wall, 39 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 38 bottles of beer on the wall.

38 bottles of beer on the wall, 38 bottles of beer. Are you still here?? - 37 bottles of beer on the wall.

37 bottles of beer on the wall, 37 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 36 bottles of beer on the wall.

36 bottles of beer on the wall, 36 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 35 bottles of beer on the wall.

35 bottles of beer on the wall, 35 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 34 bottles of beer on the wall.

34 bottles of beer on the wall, 34 bottles of beer. 33 bottles of beer on the wall.

33 bottles of beer on the wall, 33 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 32 bottles of beer on the wall.

32 bottles of beer on the wall, 32 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 31 bottles of beer on the wall.

31 bottles of beer on the wall, 31 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 30 bottles of beer on the wall.

30 bottles of beer on the wall, 30 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 29 bottles of beer on the wall.

29 bottles of beer on the wall, 29 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 28 bottles of beer on the wall.

28 bottles of beer on the wall, 28 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 27 bottles of beer on the wall.

27 bottles of beer on the wall, 27 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 26 bottles of beer on the wall.

26 bottles of beer on the wall, 26 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 25 bottles of beer on the wall.

25 bottles of beer on the wall, 25 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 24 bottles of beer on the wall.

24 bottles of beer on the wall, 24 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 23 bottles of beer on the wall.

23 bottles of beer on the wall, 23 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 22 bottles of beer on the wall.

22 bottles of beer on the wall, 22 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 21 bottles of beer on the wall.

21 bottles of beer on the wall, 21 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 20 bottles of beer on the wall.

20 bottles of beer on the wall, 20 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 19 bottles of beer on the wall.

19 bottles of beer on the wall, 19 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 18 bottles of beer on the wall.

18 bottles of beer on the wall, 18 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 17 bottles of beer on the wall.

17 bottles of beer on the wall, 17 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 16 bottles of beer on the wall.

16 bottles of beer on the wall, 16 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 15 bottles of beer on the wall.

15 bottles of beer on the wall, 15 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 14 bottles of beer on the wall.

14 bottles of beer on the wall, 14 bottles of beer. 13 bottles of beer on the wall.

13 bottles of beer on the wall, 13 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 12 bottles of beer on the wall.

12 bottles of beer on the wall, 12 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 11 bottles of beer on the wall.

11 bottles of beer on the wall, 11 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 10 bottles of beer on the wall.

10 bottles of beer on the wall, 10 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 9 bottles of beer on the wall.

9 bottles of beer on the wall, 9 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 8 bottles of beer on the wall.

8 bottles of beer on the wall, 8 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 7 bottles of beer on the wall.

7 bottles of beer on the wall, 7 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 6 bottles of beer on the wall.

6 bottles of beer on the wall, 6 bottles of beer. Move along - There's nothing to see here - 5 bottles of beer on the wall.

5 bottles of beer on the wall, 5 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 4 bottles of beer on the wall.

4 bottles of beer on the wall, 4 bottles of beer! 3 bottles of beer on the wall.

3 bottles of beer on the wall, 3 bottles of beer!! If one of those bottles should happen to fall - 2 bottles of beer on the wall.

2 bottles of beer on the wall, 2 bottles of beer!!! Take one down and pass it around - 1 bottle of beer on the wall.

1 bottle of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer!!!! Take it down and pass it around - NO MORE bottles of beer on the wall!!"

hmmm...I didn't actually read any of that...but I don't know what it has to do with Andy Kaufman...

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50 bottle 0f beer on The wall, 50 bottlwez of beer!!!!!!!!!111~ OLOLOLOLOLOLOLO.. if noe of th0Se bottles ahould ahppen toi fall - 49 bottl;ez of bbe3r oN teh wall!!!!!!!!!!!~~ 49 bott;les fo beer on the wall, 49 Bottlse of beEr~~~~~ LOLOOLOLOLOLOLLOLO... if oneo F those bottlez sholud ahppen to faLl - 48 bottles of beer on the wall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~ 48 b0ttlews fo beer oon teh wlal, 48 bottlez Of beer/ if oen of th0se bottles should ahPpen to fall - 47 bottlkez 0f bEar oN teh wall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~ 47 botTls 0f beer o|\| eth wall, 47 bottles of bdeer!!!!!!!!!!!111 IFG oNE OF THOSE BOTTLES SHOULD HApPEN TO FZALL - 46 BOTTLZE OF BEAR ON THE WALL!!!!!!!~~~~~ LOLOLLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~ ool 46 BOTTLES OFB EER NO THE WA7L,, 46 BIOTTLEZ OF bEAR!!!!!!!!111~~~ if oNe of tHose bottlez should happen t0 fall - 45 bottlez of ebeR ojn teh wa7l~~~~~~ 45 botTlEsd of bear on the weall, 45 bpottlez of beer~~~~~ 44 bottels of beer on trhe wall/// 44 BOTTLEZ FO BER ON THE WALL, 44 B0TYTLES OF B3ER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~ h4Ck tep lannet if one of rtHos bott7ws sh0Uld ahpen to fal7 -43 bottlez odf beeR on teh wall,,, 43 bottles of bee on the wlal, 43 bottles of beer if one of those bottlwes should 4hpp3n to fall - 42 bbottles of b3er on teh wwall. LOLLOLOOL.... 42 bottlez of beer on t3h wall, 42 bbotltes of beer if one of thsoe Bottles shiulD 4hPpen to fqall - 41 bottlez o fbeer on Teh wall!!!!!!!!!11 41 bottles pof beeer on trhe \/\/alll, 41 b0ttl;ws o fbedr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~ LOLOLOLOLOLOLO if one of those bott7es should Happen TO faal;l - 40 bottlse of besr on teh Wa7lk 40 bottles Of b33r on th3 wall, 4O bottleds of bear, if one of thosE bottles shou7d happe|\| to fll - 39 bott7se of beer 0n the wall. 39 BOTTLES OF EAR ON THE WALL,, 39 BOTTLES OF BEER~~~ LOLOLOL~ if 0ne of thioase btotles should happen tof all - 38 botltes of bvear on teh wall!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~ 38 BOTTLES oF B3eR ON THE WALL, 38 BOTTlES OF BEER/// r u still herre!????!? - 37 BOTTL3S OF bEER ON TEH WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~ ololololololol 37 bortles og beer on thew all,37 bottl3z of beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 IF ONE O FTHOSE BOTTLES SSHOULD H4PPWEN TO FALL - 36 BOtTLEZ OF BEAR ON T3h AWLL,, 36BOTTLE OF BEER NO TEH WALL, 36 BOTTLES OF BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!11~ if one of thosE botles shuo7d ahpPe nto fall - 35 gbottlez ofb eeR on teh wall OLOLOL... 35 bottles of bear on teh wal7, 35 b0ttles of bear. IF ONE O FTHOSE BOTT7ES SHOUILD HAPPEN TO FALL - 34 B0TTLES OF BEAR ON TE W4LL!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~ ololoololollololo~~ 34 bottles of Beer ont eh wall, 3$ bott;lez of bear. T3IR IS a RATIO DDONT RIPE MW OFD becuz I will 4hck~~~~~~ 3# bottles of bear no tehj wall, copme 2 my ftp cause I will hack LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLO~~~~~ 33 bottles of be3r on tHe wall, 33 bottles odf beer. if one of thoseb ottlez shouold happenm to fsll - 32 bottlz of b3asr on t3h wall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~~ 32 bottles o fb3er on the Wall, 32 bottles of beer 1g opne fo those botltes should ahppen t0 fall - 31 bottlez of bear on th ewaLl 31 BOTTLES OF BEERON THE WALL, 31 B0TTLEZ 0F BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~ IF NOE OF THOES BOTLTEZ SHOULD HAPPEN TO FA7L - 30 BOTTLES OF BEER On THE WALL!!!!!!!111~ 30 bottles of beer o nteh wall, 30 bottez of bere!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~ if one of those b0ttles should Ahppen tpo fall - 29 bottles 0f beer omn the wasll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 29 bottles pf beer on t3h \/\/a7l, 9 bottles of beer/// TAKE ONE DOPWN A|\|D PAASS IT AROU|\|D - 28B OTLES OPF BEAR0N T3H AWLl come rto my ftp 28 b0ttles of bear on the wall, 28 obttles of b3er~~ take on3 down and pass it aorund - 27 b0ttlEz 0f beer on teh wall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~ 27 BOTtLEZO F BEASR ON TEH WALL, 27 BOTTLEZ OF BEAR!!!!!111~~~~~~~ 1f oNe of th0se bottles dshOuld ahppem t ofall - 26 bportles of beer on teh wall~~~~~~ lolololollolololol~~~~ ololololollol 26 obttles of bear on teh \\\\////\\\\////4ll,, 26 obttles of beer,,, UIF ONE OF THOSE BOTTLES SH0ULD APHPEN T0 FLL -2 5 BOTTLEZ OF BEER ON TEH WAK7!!!!!!!!1~~ 25 botltes fo Beaqr 0n teh wall, 2% bottles of beer tAkeo ne dowmn and pasz it aorund - 24 bottl3s of eb4r on treh wall!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~ 24 bpottleZ ob eer onth wall, 24 botltEs of bear,, take one d0wn And pass it aorund - 23 b0ttles of bear on the w4ll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~ 23 bottlEs of beer on the wall, 23 bottles of be4r!!!!!!!!!1 THEIR IS A RATIO DONT RIpE ME OFF if one 0f those bittles shouL h4ppern to fall - 22 b0ttles of bear on teh walll 2@ bott7ez f beer on the wall, 22 bottles 0f beear u Suck i wi7l AHCKK!!!!!!!!!!!111~ If 0ne of those b0ttles should happne to fa7l - 21 bottl3s Of b3er on teh wall 21bottlea fo b3er on the wall, 2l bottleso dfb eer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if one of thos3 bott;es should ahppen ot fal l- 2O bottles 0f bear on tEh wall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~ l 20 bOTT7ES OF BEER 0N TEh WALL, 20 bOTTLeS 0F BEER,, igf On3 of thosew bOttles should ahppen to fall - 19 b0ttle sof beer oNt he wa7l!!!!!!!!!!!1 19 bottlez of beer on teh wall, 19 bottlees of bear... take ond down and pass iitr aropund - l8 bottles of bear o nteh wall!!!!!!!!!!!!! 18 vbottles of BeeR on the wall 18 obttles of beer... 1f one of Those bottles sholud haPpen To fa7l - 17 b0ttles 0f bear in teh wall 17 bottles of beer o|\| teh qwall, 17 botltes of ber LOLOLOLLOLOL... if one of those b0ttleas shoUld ahppen to fall - 16 bottles of beeR on the w4ll 16 bottles oif be3r On teh wa7l, 16 bottles of vbeer!!!!!!!!11~~~~~ if one of those B0tles should ahppen to fall - 15 bottlEs of ve3r o teh wall,, lollololo 15 bottlez of bear oN teh wall, 15 bottlez of bear. If 0ne of those bottles shoul;d hpapen t0 fall - 14 bottles o fbeer on te waLl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~ 14 btotles of bear on teh wall, 14 bottles 0F beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~ lololol... 13 BoTT7ESO F bEER 0n THEW aLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~~ 13 BOTTL3S OF BEER ON HTE WALL, 13 BOTTLES OFG BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~ cRmoe 2 my ftp becauz you r lme if one o fthose bottles sohu7d h4ppen to fall -1 2 bottles of bear 0n the \/\/4l;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~ olololololololo 12 b0ttlez ofb e3tr on teh walL, 12 bottles of beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~ if 0nE of those bott7ez should hpapEn to faL- 11 bopttlez 0f Beer no teh wall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 11 botlEs of bEeR On the wall, 11 bottle sof B3ar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~ 1f pn eof those b0ttles sh0uld ahppen to fakll - 10 bpttles of beer 0n trehwall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~ 10 bottlez of bear on rteh wall, l) borttlez oF bear... if oneof those bottles should haopPen to fsall - 9 bottlees of beer on Th3 wall~~ 9 bott7es of beEr o|\| the waall, 9 bottles of beer. oololloololololo~~~ if ione of thosed botltez sh0uld happeN ti fa7l - 8 bottleso f beero n the wall!!!!!!!!!111~~~~ olololoololol 8 obttl3z of beer o ntjhe wall 8 b0ttl3s of beer!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~~ taek one down an dpass it aorund - 7 obttles of beer on tehhw all. 7 bottles of beer on teh wal7, 7 bottles of bear OLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 ollolololololo~~ take o|\|e down and pass it aorun d- 6 bottlez of bear on teh \/\/la7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~ lolllo~~~~~~ I wsill hack... 6 b0ttles pf b33r o|\| teh wall, 6 botyles of beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~ move a7ong - htres nothing to s3e here - 5 Bottlez ofg beer on teh wall!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~ 5 b0ttles of beer on tEh wall, 5 bottles 0f beer... lolololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if oneo f trhose b0ttles should ahppen to fzalkl- 4 bottlez of Bear o|\| the \\\\////\\\\////47l.. l 4 bottles og bear on teh wall, 4 bottles o fbwar!!!!!~~~~ 3 BTTLEZ0F bESR ON THE W4L7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~ 3 bottels of beer on the walL, 3 b0ttLes of beer!!!!!111~ IGF ONE OF TOHSE BOTTLEZ SDHOULD AHPPEN TO FALL - 2 B0TTLeZ 0F BRAR oN THE WA77 2 bottles 0f beer o|\| The wsall, 2 bottlez opf bear~~~~~~ t ake one down and p4s sit arounnd -- 1 bottle 0ff bv3er on teh wal7,,, 1 bottle 0f beer oN the wall, 1 b0ttle f be3r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~ tkke it down sand asz ot 4round - npo mroebottLez iof beer on te wal;!!!!!1~~~~~~~ "

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hello

hehe...I think DarkBob's counter has just been reset ;-)

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bingo...we have a winner!!

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you counting all those bottles of beer confused me and I lost count...

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loopback, baby...it's all coming right back at you now ;-)

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aw shit...sorry, wildcard...but I think I killed your thread...

yo yo yo glad to see we reached page 10

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not even halfway there

1000 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"You-Can't-Even-Come-Close-So-Jump-Back-K-B00MIDY-B00MIDY-B00M" ...aw man...I just love that...kids had style back in the 70's and 80's...hehe ;-)

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yo yo yo...invite only thread...who gave you a key?

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