You know I don't post this type of shit often, but recently I have received three or four girls contacting me looking for work. Here's one of them:
MASHA
18 years old
From NJ (Student)
Loves Sex
FIRST TIMER
She's willing to do up to b/g, and say she needs the money, so I can probably hook you with a good deal on exclusive.
And I'll get her to shave that Beav before I shoot her...