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08-10-2003, 12:13 AM

Bill Parcells is a big homo. Stop crucifying Jeremy Shockey.

Parcells matronly hips and ample bosom suggest he is not only a homo but more likely a very confused woman whose real name is Francis.

HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!!!

how far the mighty have fallen, from the quiet manly dignity of Tom Landry and Tex Schramm to Jerry Jones the vain nancy boy hillbilly addicted to futile cosmetic surgery and Frances Parcells the homo.

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08-10-2003, 12:18 AM

Parcells will always be a GOD because he took the totally suck ass G-Men to the Promised Land - TWICE!

I dont give a fuck if he coaches the Cowboys, Eagles, and Redskins at the same time, I'll always have 86 and 89, and when I was a kid watching Czonka fumble Pisarcik's handoff, I never thought I'd see the Giants as champs in my lifetime. They SUCKED BAD.

And Shockey was just pissed that Parcells thought he got too much hype off that pre-seaon game steamroll in the Hall Of Fame game. Great tight end, but he needs to keep the trash talk on the field.
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08-10-2003, 01:25 AM

Parcells is a hump. Great coach but I really don't like the man.

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08-10-2003, 01:31 AM

he is a brilliant motivator

sad to see him with the cowboys
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08-10-2003, 01:32 AM

i have absolutely no idea what you guys are talking about

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08-10-2003, 01:37 AM

Originally posted by quiet
i have absolutely no idea what you guys are talking about

thats because your canadian
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08-10-2003, 01:38 AM

Originally posted by freeme

thats because your canadian

i thought it was pretty obvious

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08-10-2003, 01:48 AM

not a football fan I presume quiet.

Jeremy Shockey is a loudmouth hotshot tightend for the New York Giants. A good ol boy from the South somewhere. Last year as a rookie he went on Howard Stern and he got in some hot water by making some comments about homosexuals.

This week he called Bill Parcells, the head coach of Dallas, - a homo. So the media is making a big deal out of it.

Sports media are the biggest fucking hypocrites in the world. I have read countless columns by sports writers about how this guy or that guy is boring and then when a guy like this says something controversial they're all over him like a fat guy on a cheeseburger.

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08-10-2003, 05:56 AM

I cannot stand the man either , but it seems every team he coaches turns to gold. I think I hate the Cowboys more than Parcells though.

I would like nothing more than to see the Cowboys and Parcells fall flat on their face.

Anyhow being from Detroit it will be very interesting to see how Steve Mariucci does this year after 2 very dissapointing seasons, with that other wannabe coache we had.

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08-10-2003, 07:24 AM

Shockey will get his ass kicked this year. Wait til he crosses the middle when someone like Ray Lewis is coming with a full head of steam.

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08-10-2003, 07:37 AM

Originally posted by AcidMax
I cannot stand the man either , but it seems every team he coaches turns to gold. I think I hate the Cowboys more than Parcells though.
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08-10-2003, 07:56 AM

DOnt hate DALLAS cause we have 5, count em 5 SuperBowl Rings... and you lame ass Detroit Lion fan, mad cause of 2 bad years... Your franchise has been shit from Day 1 you idiot.

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08-10-2003, 08:24 AM

Yes 5 super bowls. and a 6th coming before some of you
clowns get a 1st.
Shockey is a punk, no respect for the game or for those
that made it great so he could get his "bling-bling"

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08-10-2003, 08:56 AM

Originally posted by M P
Shockey will get his ass kicked this year. Wait til he crosses the middle when someone like Ray Lewis is coming with a full head of steam.

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08-13-2003, 11:24 AM

Originally posted by M P
Shockey will get his ass kicked this year. Wait til he crosses the middle when someone like Ray Lewis is coming with a full head of steam.

Shockey looks for reasons to get fired up - he is a very aggressive player. If someone talks shit about him the kid looks for reasons to run into his ass on the field. He's a big dude with a mean streak - he's not afraid of hits.

The kid is just not used to being crucified for opening his mouth. I guess sportwriters are so used to monotone cliche machines, that guys like Shockey attract them like blood in the water draws sharks. Too bad they'll make him stop doing interviews if they keep this shit up.

Ray Lewis and Shockey are both former Miami Hurricanes, and it's rare those guys talk shit about each other. I remember how insulted Lewis was when Denver's Clinton Portis popped off about him before a game.
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08-13-2003, 11:34 AM

Old joke, but somewhat appropriate for this thread:

Q: Why is there a hole in the top of Texas Stadium?

A: So God can watch his favorite football team...

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08-13-2003, 11:40 AM

shockey had better watch out for the majority of the MLB's this season and those hard hitting safeties. he is a target. a rookie who made it to the probowl, cmon now EVERYONE is gunning for this kid. should make for an interesting football season.
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08-13-2003, 12:05 PM

Ahhh, I love it.. Starting to sound like football season...

This will be the true test for Parcells. If he can take the Boys to the playoffs within two years he will truly go down as one of the greatest coaches of all time.

For all you Cowboy haters: Remember, the mark of a great champion is being on top; getting knocked down, only to stand back up to reclaim your title.... They have done this since 1960.

My analogy is this, Muhammad Ali is considered by many to be the greatest boxer ever. It's not because he was on top and stayed on top but because ever time he loss his title it didn't take long before he reclaimed it. Simple as that. The Cowboys are the Ali of football.. simply put.. 2 to 3 years.. Super Bowl Bound

Btw, can you tell I am a Cowboys fan?
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08-13-2003, 12:37 PM

Shockey is a fuckin HAWG !! As far as people gunning for him.......Guys gun for everyone who has the ball. They hit who ever they can as hard as they can. People start head hunting for one guy they blow their assignments.......Then they find themselves on the pine. Shockey will be the most productive TE in the league this year. Alot of the fantasy predictions have him putting up receiver type numbers. Kid is big , strong , fast and runs excellent pass routes. He can run away from most strong safety's and there is not a backer in the league that than cover him one on one. I saw him beat cornerbacks last year when they split him out wide. If he can keep from doing something stupid in the heat of battle he will be awesome.

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08-13-2003, 06:39 PM

Originally posted by SCJason
Shockey is a fuckin HAWG !! As far as people gunning for him.......Guys gun for everyone who has the ball. They hit who ever they can as hard as they can. People start head hunting for one guy they blow their assignments.......Then they find themselves on the pine. Shockey will be the most productive TE in the league this year. Alot of the fantasy predictions have him putting up receiver type numbers. Kid is big , strong , fast and runs excellent pass routes. He can run away from most strong safety's and there is not a backer in the league that than cover him one on one. I saw him beat cornerbacks last year when they split him out wide. If he can keep from doing something stupid in the heat of battle he will be awesome.

are you kidding me? no backers who can cover him? um the starting line backers for the bucs can cover him with ease! have you seen how fucking fast and atheletic they are? and what corners did you see him beat?
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08-13-2003, 07:23 PM

Detroit Lion fan, mad cause of 2 bad years... Your franchise has been shit from Day 1 you idiot.

ummm, the detroit nfl team won 4 nfl championships before there even was a dallas coyboys team.

why don't you fact check before talking shit, or is that too much to ask?
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08-13-2003, 07:29 PM

Originally posted by nap

are you kidding me? no backers who can cover him? um the starting line backers for the bucs can cover him with ease! have you seen how fucking fast and atheletic they are?

Not sure if the Bucs play the G-Men this season, but I figure they'll meet in the playoffs, so we should get a chance to see...

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and what corners did you see him beat?

Philly's, for one team. And they probably have the 1st or 2nd best Defensive Secondary in the NFL.
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