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soccer: most played sport on the planet


plates: we use em everyday in some form or fashion

Nice.

Beer is our friend

or wine and herbs.

or pussy and coke

"be the ball"

thats my line.

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sorry....won't use it again..
hehe

Mrs. Yin: All rational thinking contains limitations.

Mr. Yang: All limitations contain rational thinking.

uh, not quite.

pimpdog: I am a true being in the light.
chashire: I am your bitch.

I forgot Saturday was open mike at the Parthenon.

Those guys are such cut ups.

It could be polished...

Y'know what the world really needs? Existential fortune cookies. Instead of "You will have lucky day", it should read "And if you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into thee". That would be stellar.

A few other favorites from Freidrich:

"He who has a why to live can bear almost any how."

"Wit is the epitaph of an emotion."

"In heaven all the interesting people are missing"

"Without music, life would be a mistake."

q: so you're saying my life is meaningless?

a: absolutely!

q: but what's the point of it all then?

a: that's exactly it! there is none! welcome to your freedom!

The door on the left is the one that goes in,
come out on the right an it's neat as a pin!

Say this using 4/4 time signature @ 90 beats per second.

Dude, how neat is a pin supposed to be in this case?

Neat as in clean, or neat as in "cool" ?

or both?

For those of you that don't get it...

See, on the outside, the Plato statement is at first obviously true, because it is an answer to a question, it's the last thing we read, because Plato is in agreement -- and we all like things that are in agreement. Socrates perhaps intends to play a trick on Plato -- or maybe just on you, for most people would not want their next statement to be "false" -- nobody really wants to be wrong. But think about how Plato has just validated his own false-ness -- thereby transfering the insult into a compliment. This is of course assuming that there is an audience listening -- for if Socrates and Plato were alone, there probably would be no animosity -- unless there was some kind of mental challenge attached... but we can assume for an intelligent person such as Plato that, "being false", is not really a big deal... It's just a binary switch. Plato has turned around the potentially insulting statement (you can see it that way) -- by validating the Socrates statement, and so the next logical step is to conclude that:

If Socrates speaks the truth, then Plato is false.
If Plato is false, yet speaks the truth about Socrates being "correct", then Socrates is incorrect about Plato being false.

Now you could stop here and laugh -- gee that is witty -- this logical puzzle that makes no sense, like a tongue twister for a buggin' noggin... Or you could continue -- do we have somewhat of a broken chain... or do the statements keep looping and referencing themselves forever -- in a necklace of infinity?

Let's say the chain is never broken. Now we know Socrates to be a liar, and what Plato is about to say is "true", then Plato says that Socrates has spoken truely, which is another lie. Why do we dislike lies? Why do we want people to be honest? The only way you can be honest is if you have access to some kind of ultimate truth -- and only TheFLY has access to the ultimate truth right now... Until you meet TheFLY, you will have to accept the funny reality without being awares -- there is honesty within the lies, and false within the true -- and that is the root of why sarcasm is so funny -- because it gets at the core of the dual nature of existance.

Socrates is my fish's name.

I had a cat named Xenophanes.

...

Now, along with my 20" sony monitor, my playstation, a bunch of my CDs, some furniture, and a number of collectable books, my ex-girlfriend has a cat named Xenophanes.

this thread is gay

I got it the first time. Get over yourself

i have some of his arguments on paperback. ;)

have i always been stupid?

Socrates: Plato your hands are very idle.

Plato: Be quiet!

;)

AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

*BOOM*

There goes my head again

neither of them, Socrates or Plato, can be trusted as far as you can throw them. ban both of their homo asses and bring back pimpd0g.