Angelina Jolie Just Broke Up With Me

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  • Buff
    GFY Assassin
    • May 2003
    • 2993

    #1

    Angelina Jolie Just Broke Up With Me

    She said she couldn't handle the fact that I was fucking all these chicks on camera and putting it on the internet. She says I don't have any respect for women and that I'm a closet misogynist.

    I tried to explain my side of the story -- that I just have a really big ego (cuz I'm a guy), and that even though I'm not in love with her, the sex is really good, so there's no reason to break up.

    Anyway, now I'm looking for a new girlfriend.
  • Groove
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2003
    • 3852

    #2
    Originally posted by Buff
    Anyway, now I'm looking for a new girlfriend.
    I suggest lil2rich4u2, the two of you are made for each other

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    • Buff
      GFY Assassin
      • May 2003
      • 2993

      #3
      Originally posted by Groove


      I suggest lil2rich4u2, the two of you are made for each other
      I don't so. I'm thinking more along the lines of one of the $150million dollar Hilton twins, probably Paris.

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      • SkyWalker
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2003
        • 933

        #4
        Aim high! Good work.
        "You don't know the power of the Dark side!"

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        • loverboy
          When it rains, it pours
          • May 2003
          • 20609

          #5
          too bad dude

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