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  • -=HOAX=-
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2001
    • 4365

    #1

    Cybersex logs...so funny I pooped a lil bit.

    http://members.cox.net/daguilar1/funny.shtml
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  • bryany
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 2037

    #2
    LMFAO



    "bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
    sweet17: this isn't you.
    bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't!
    sweet17: You don't look like that.
    bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
    sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
    bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
    bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
    sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
    bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
    bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
    sweet17: Go fuck yourself "

    Enuff said
    Last edited by bryany; 08-06-2003, 01:47 PM.
    ya ya, I'll fill this in later...

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    • jonasty
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2002
      • 126

      #3
      "You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn."

      that is some damn funny shit right there...
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      • Ice
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2002
        • 26053

        #4
        HAHAHAHA
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        • Corleone
          C.R.E.A.M
          • Apr 2003
          • 15262

          #5

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          • brizzad
            holla
            • Jul 2003
            • 11769

            #6


            rofl

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            • StupidNewbie
              Registered User
              • Apr 2002
              • 864

              #7
              You can't hurry good pizza.

              funny even though I've seen them before.

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              • brizzad
                holla
                • Jul 2003
                • 11769

                #8
                sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
                bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
                bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
                sweet17: Go fuck yourself

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                • Holly
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 10017

                  #9
                  I love http://www.baiting.org They have some of the best shit. I'm also in love with Doug Stanhope http://dougstanhope.com who is one of the funniest fuckers ever. He does stuff for baiting.org, as well.

                  Check this one out:

                  http://www.baiting.org/Logs/Doug+Stanhope/1039895654/

                  This is a different guy, but he's fucking hilarious:

                  http://www.baiting.org/Logs/NYCockExchange/970810582/
                  http://www.baiting.org/Logs/NYCockExchange/971325805/
                  http://www.baiting.org/Logs/NYCockExchange/988589829/
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                  • Dildozer
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 7519

                    #10
                    Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.


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                    • Kanoealoha
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 1261

                      #11
                      OMFG

                      Lame asses!
                      Strong Bad Rocks!

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                      • clubsexy
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 1630

                        #12
                        I laughed really hard and I think a drop of pee came out.... hehe
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                        • Shooter
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 2842

                          #13
                          HARRRR!!!

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                          • m4tt
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • May 2003
                            • 384

                            #14
                            gold

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                            • clubsexy
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 1630

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Holly
                              I love http://www.baiting.org They have some of the best shit. I'm also in love with Doug Stanhope http://dougstanhope.com who is one of the funniest fuckers ever. He does stuff for baiting.org, as well.

                              Check this one out:

                              http://www.baiting.org/Logs/Doug+Stanhope/1039895654/

                              This is a different guy, but he's fucking hilarious:

                              http://www.baiting.org/Logs/NYCockExchange/970810582/
                              http://www.baiting.org/Logs/NYCockExchange/971325805/
                              http://www.baiting.org/Logs/NYCockExchange/988589829/

                              Pretty crazy... the first one is a wanna be priest... LOL
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                              • tical
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2002
                                • 6504

                                #16
                                hahaha

                                Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.

                                Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry.
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                                • JamesK
                                  hi
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 16731

                                  #17
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                                  • Dildozer
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2002
                                    • 7519

                                    #18
                                    disyoshi: i open the photo album and search through it
                                    disyoshi: after i piss it will be
                                    NYCockExchange: Okay. First page has a pic of my friends Joe and Jason. They're naked and sucking each other's dicks.
                                    disyoshi: next page
                                    disyoshi: my dick just went limp
                                    NYCockExchange: Next page has a picture of my friend Megan, eating raw pork blindfolded.
                                    disyoshi: is she naked?
                                    NYCockExchange: No. She has nice legs, though!
                                    disyoshi: nice
                                    disyoshi: next page
                                    NYCockExchange: Okay. The next page has a picture of my buddy Todd fucking a small goat. He's waving at the camera/
                                    disyoshi: dick very limp
                                    disyoshi: i turn to the last page
                                    NYCockExchange: Okay. There is a picture of me on the last page!
                                    disyoshi: great
                                    disyoshi: did i find it?
                                    NYCockExchange: I am laying, mostly naked on my bed. My head is on the pillow, and my legs are partly spread.
                                    disyoshi: can you send it?
                                    NYCockExchange: I have a little white tube top on, and a small plaid skirt. My glorious chunk of throbbing man-cock is poking out of the skirt.
                                    disyoshi: man-cock?


                                    hahahahah wicked
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                                    • Plan9
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 1801

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Holly
                                      I love http://www.baiting.org They have some of the best shit. I'm also in love with Doug Stanhope http://dougstanhope.com who is one of the funniest fuckers ever. He does stuff for baiting.org, as well.

                                      Check this one out:

                                      http://www.baiting.org/Logs/Doug+Stanhope/1039895654/

                                      This is a different guy, but he's fucking hilarious:

                                      http://www.baiting.org/Logs/NYCockExchange/970810582/
                                      http://www.baiting.org/Logs/NYCockExchange/971325805/
                                      http://www.baiting.org/Logs/NYCockExchange/988589829/

                                      You know Doug Stanhope is gonna be one of the new hosts of the Man Show, after Jimmy and Adam leave, right? Just googled it...starting august 17th, its gonna be him and joe Rogan. Should be some funny shit.

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                                      • Holly
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Jun 2003
                                        • 10017

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Plan9
                                        You know Doug Stanhope is gonna be one of the new hosts of the Man Show, after Jimmy and Adam leave, right? Just googled it...starting august 17th, its gonna be him and joe Rogan. Should be some funny shit.
                                        Yeah, they've already taped the whole season.
                                        http://www.dougstanhope.com/index.htm

                                        He announced it on his site at the beginning of the year and he writes about it all the time.

                                        http://www.dougstanhope.com/Jan_Feb_Mar_2003.html

                                        (if you wanna read something really funny, scoll down on the page above and see the entry about his vasectomy- he even has pics and video of it)
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                                        • hard2mpress
                                          Its almost time
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 13009

                                          #21

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                                          • Strife
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Aug 2001
                                            • 4534

                                            #22
                                            classic D&D geek cybersex session
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                                            • nuvolenji
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 118

                                              #23
                                              HAARRRRR!!!

                                              that's priceless!

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