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Best Quote From Internext

08-05-2003, 08:18 PM

Said to Max Hardcore, at the pool, really late, by a very drunk webmaster:

"Max, Max, man. I have a serious question. We need to talk this out: CAN we order a pizza and, if so, CAN we get it sent to the pool!?!"

One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.
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08-05-2003, 08:26 PM

okay... so what was the answer?
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08-05-2003, 08:28 PM

i work for the guy and i don't even get it.

best one i heard was, "i'm not gay, i'm french!"
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08-05-2003, 08:36 PM

Originally posted by GeXus
okay... so what was the answer?

The actual answer was: Do you want me to call security?

One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.
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08-05-2003, 09:00 PM

Originally posted by jimmy3way
Said to Max Hardcore, at the pool, really late, by a very drunk webmaster:

"Max, Max, man. I have a serious question. We need to talk this out: CAN we order a pizza and, if so, CAN we get it sent to the pool!?!"

And the prize goes to....drum roll please...Brett, from Dorm Angels!

 
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08-05-2003, 09:08 PM

max had that 8 foot tall security guard around him at all times

why??

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08-05-2003, 09:09 PM

it was:

"Sir, I'm afraid you can't sleep there"
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08-05-2003, 10:11 PM

Originally posted by stevecore
i work for the guy and i don't even get it.

I said it and I don't get it.

oh well - i had a blast - if it bothered him - i'll get over it.
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08-05-2003, 10:13 PM

Originally posted by BrettJ

I said it and I don't get it.

oh well - i had a blast - if it bothered him - i'll get over it.

There's nothing to get: drunken quotes are universally funny.

One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.
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08-05-2003, 10:16 PM

How about this one ...

"Is your son ok? We were really concerned man. We just wanted to make sure he got home ok. "Ive really never seen a white boy that drunk before".
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08-05-2003, 10:21 PM

Jimmy I must admit that Paul from CJ had the best comment.

While in my room drinking Jager all night I took a shot to him on the balcony when he was totally wasted he gave me this funny look and said

"Shawn if I do another shot of Jager I'm going to find another canal!"
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08-05-2003, 10:22 PM

Originally posted by GrimShawn
Jimmy I must admit that Paul from CJ had the best comment.

While in my room drinking Jager all night I took a shot to him on the balcony when he was totally wasted he gave me this funny look and said

"Shawn if I do another shot of Jager I'm going to find another canal!"

Shit dude you might be right.

One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.
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08-05-2003, 11:13 PM

"Is your son ok? We were really concerned man. We just wanted to make sure he got home ok. "Ive really never seen a white boy that drunk before".

Yeah.. I got the phone call the next day when I got home. You gave some poor Cuban guy my cell number and told them I was your daddy!

The same Cuban guy that rescused your druck butt off the streets in Miami. lol Seriously!! This guy helped him up and took him home, then called me to make sure Brett was ok. lololol!

I fucking pee'd myself!

The night before that I had to get you and Fletcher out of the center court fountain! Boys will be boys!!

Lets not forget Bretts gay stalker that he met on the first night at the hottub! lol That was killer! Brett had no idea the guy was gay and even gave him his room and phone number! The guy called him everyday of the show.. sometimes three and four times a day! Brett.. you made my fucking show man! hahahahahaha

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08-05-2003, 11:17 PM

he didn't take me home. hiim and is buddy just talked to me - made sure i was okay - probably helped me up ... but i stumbled tot he cabs on my own power.

got in the cab .. "i'm like how much is it going to be?"

The cab driver is like ... "$50-65"

and i'm like "fuck that - i'll take a different car"

he's like NO Wait. I'm like keep the meter off - i'll give you $35.

and away we went. I probably ended up giving him 50-60 - doubt i was able to see what the bills were...
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08-05-2003, 11:20 PM

There was a few good lines but cant remember any of them right now. Jager kills those memory cells
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08-05-2003, 11:23 PM

is fletcher wearing my shorts ?? =)
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08-05-2003, 11:26 PM

is fletcher wearing my shorts ?? =)

bwhahaha... yeah!!!!

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08-05-2003, 11:27 PM

Originally posted by PerfectionGirls

Lets not forget Bretts gay stalker that he met on the first night at the hottub! lol That was killer! Brett had no idea the guy was gay and even gave him his room and phone number! The guy called him everyday of the show.. sometimes three and four times a day! Brett.. you made my fucking show man! hahahahahaha

OH SHIT!!!!! I bet that was the guy who called you!

Brett, did your ass hurt when you woke up?

One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.
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08-05-2003, 11:27 PM

Originally posted by PerfectionGirls

Brett had no idea the guy was gay and even gave him his room and phone number!

I gave him my room number - cuz i was inviting everybody back up to my room - just to chill and keep the party going ...
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08-05-2003, 11:30 PM

I gave him my room number - cuz i was inviting everybody back up to my room - just to chill and keep the party going

Yeah... little did you know his "party" was in yor pants!

You gave us some show classics Brett! I'm honored to be your friend!

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08-05-2003, 11:38 PM

Originally posted by BrettJ

I gave him my room number - cuz i was inviting everybody back up to my room - just to chill and keep the party going ...

So how was the party? Did he give you a reach around, or even let you drive??

One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.
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08-05-2003, 11:40 PM

Originally posted by jimmy3way

Shit dude you might be right.

yeah dude when he said it I fucking nearly shit myself
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