I was tripping on acid this morning when I accidently fucked my Mom!

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  • Mazer Rackus
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    • Apr 2002
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    #1

    I was tripping on acid this morning when I accidently fucked my Mom!

    I came into the kitchen about 7:30, she was in her nightey bent over loading the dishes. I had an incredible piss hard on and thought she was Pamel Anderson. I grabbed her hips and planted the old boy, and she didnt say a word as her titties were flapping against the counter and my balls were furiously slapping her ass. In about five minutes we both came like rocket launchers, I pulled out, went to the frig and grabbed a coke, and went back to bed. She hasn't said a word all morning, and I hope it didn't fuck up her mind or nothing.
  • juicylinks
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
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    #2

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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
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      #3

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      • ~Ray
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        • Jun 2003
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        #4
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        • easyfun
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          • Apr 2003
          • 731

          #5
          If it slipped in that easily, you could have been playing football on a slippery field - Your dear Mother was probably still thinking of the football team that she fucked earlier.

          Take her breakfast in bed tomorrow afternoon and see what develops - Sounds like you could open a new paysite with her.
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          • Bishop
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            • Jul 2003
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            #6
            Mazer Rackus - your one strange individual.

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            • michaelw
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              #7
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              • msg
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                • Mar 2002
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                #8
                sorry i couldn't help but laugh

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                • DeanCapture
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                  • Dec 2002
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by juicylinks
                  Great fugg'n shot!
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                  • Sosa
                    In Tushy Land
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 40149

                    #10
                    eh??!?!

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                    • Rictor
                      Old Timer
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 12208

                      #11
                      So you call your golden retriever "mom"?

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                      • Elli
                        Reach for those stars!
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 17991

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Mazer Rackus
                        I came into the kitchen about 7:30, she was in her nightey bent over loading the dishes. I had an incredible piss hard on and thought she was Pamel Anderson. I grabbed her hips and planted the old boy, and she didnt say a word as her titties were flapping against the counter and my balls were furiously slapping her ass. In about five minutes we both came like rocket launchers, I pulled out, went to the frig and grabbed a coke, and went back to bed. She hasn't said a word all morning, and I hope it didn't fuck up her mind or nothing.
                        One more reason to kick the kids out of the nest once they turn 18.
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                        • Makingcoin
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                          • Aug 2002
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                          #13
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                          • traffictrader
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                            • Sep 2002
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                            #14

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                            • badmunchkin
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                              • Feb 2003
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                              #15
                              boneprone fucked her.

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                              • SYNIKAL
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                                • Feb 2003
                                • 1795

                                #16
                                ...........

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                                • Tipsy
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                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 6989

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Elli


                                  One more reason to kick the kids out of the nest once they turn 18.
                                  Or a better reason to keep them as long as possible
                                  Ignorance is never bliss.

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                                  • MetaMan
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                                    • Jan 2003
                                    • 28682

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Mazer Rackus
                                    I came into the kitchen about 7:30, she was in her nightey bent over loading the dishes. I had an incredible piss hard on and thought she was Pamel Anderson. I grabbed her hips and planted the old boy, and she didnt say a word as her titties were flapping against the counter and my balls were furiously slapping her ass. In about five minutes we both came like rocket launchers, I pulled out, went to the frig and grabbed a coke, and went back to bed. She hasn't said a word all morning, and I hope it didn't fuck up her mind or nothing.
                                    ya!? well you should hear what she did to you while she was tripping on acid!

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                                    • ibs
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                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 277

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by AdvertisingSex
                                      How can your balls slap her ass when you're fucking doggie style?

                                      Maybe he was you know.... Inverted !
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                                      • hvidlogspusher
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                                        • Jul 2003
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                                        #20
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                                        • saltricter
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                                          • Jan 2001
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                                          #21
                                          its people like you who give drug users a bad name.
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                                          • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 10581

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Rictor
                                            So you call your golden retriever "mom"?

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                                            • Triple 6
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                                              #23
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                                              • cyberpod
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                                                • Mar 2003
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                                                #24
                                                Geez... you didn't even go down on her? What kinda son are you anyway?
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                                                • Ice
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                                                  • Nov 2002
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                                                  #25
                                                  Your an idiot
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                                                  • CDSmith
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                                                    • May 2001
                                                    • 51460

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Elli
                                                    One more reason to kick the kids out of the nest once they turn 18.
                                                    Actually, he's one more reason for better birth control (or forced sterilization of some folks).
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                                                    • SinEmpire
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                                                      #27
                                                      Got any pics?



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                                                      • SkyWalker
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                                                        • Jun 2003
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                                                        #28
                                                        Is she hot?
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                                                        • SexxxyChat-T
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                                                          • Jun 2003
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                                                          #29
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                                                          • Triple 6
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                                                            • Feb 2002
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Mazer Rackus
                                                            I came into the kitchen about 7:30, she was in her nightey bent over loading the dishes. I had an incredible piss hard on and thought she was Pamel Anderson. I grabbed her hips and planted the old boy, and she didnt say a word as her titties were flapping against the counter and my balls were furiously slapping her ass. In about five minutes we both came like rocket launchers, I pulled out, went to the frig and grabbed a coke, and went back to bed. She hasn't said a word all morning, and I hope it didn't fuck up her mind or nothing.
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                                                            • matty
                                                              Mining for Porn!
                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 1328

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Mazer Rackus
                                                              I came into the kitchen about 7:30, she was in her nightey bent over loading the dishes. I had an incredible piss hard on and thought she was Pamel Anderson. I grabbed her hips and planted the old boy, and she didnt say a word as her titties were flapping against the counter and my balls were furiously slapping her ass. In about five minutes we both came like rocket launchers, I pulled out, went to the frig and grabbed a coke, and went back to bed. She hasn't said a word all morning, and I hope it didn't fuck up her mind or nothing.
                                                              it could all be a hallucination as well... Last time i tripped, i thought i was attacked by a rabid animal.
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                                                              • Carrie
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Triple 6
                                                                DAD?!?!?

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                                                                • Triple 6
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Carrie

                                                                  DAD?!?!?

                                                                  but thats a female troll
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                                                                  • DarkJedi
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                                                                    • Feb 2001
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Holy shit! I'm toast!!!

                                                                    My mom wanted to talk after this morning's episode, I thought she was gonna freak but turns out, she wanted to fuck again! She's a 36 year old hottie and fucked me nine kinds of ways to hell, but I don't think it's right, especially the 69 part.

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                                                                    • Honeyslut
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                                                                      • Jan 2001
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                                      Holy shit! I'm toast!!!

                                                                      My mom wanted to talk after this morning's episode, I thought she was gonna freak but turns out, she wanted to fuck again! She's a 36 year old hottie and fucked me nine kinds of ways to hell, but I don't think it's right, especially the 69 part.
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                                                                      • Strife
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                                                                        • brizzad
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          fuck this thread

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                                                                          • hvidlogspusher
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                                                                            #38

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                                                                            • Theo
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                                                                              • May 2001
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                                              Holy shit! I'm toast!!!

                                                                              My mom wanted to talk after this morning's episode, I thought she was gonna freak but turns out, she wanted to fuck again! She's a 36 year old hottie and fucked me nine kinds of ways to hell, but I don't think it's right, especially the 69 part.

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                                                                              • Gimmy
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                another idiot crying for attention

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                                                                                • eiht_98
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I got a hard on because of this story

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