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08-04-2003, 08:00 AM

EVERYTIME I call Dell support over the years, I get someone whose english sucks. Deport these fuckers.

On another note, I need to buy a laptop online today, I am done with Dell. Any suggestions? I want something slim, decent screen, light, easy to type on.

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08-04-2003, 08:01 AM

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08-04-2003, 08:01 AM

Alienware makes good ones, a little bulky though..

Try a sony vaio, they have alot of nice real slim models..
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08-04-2003, 08:02 AM

I believe Dell tech support is located in India. That's why they don't speak English well. No deportation necessary ...

For the laptop, check out Alien Ware (http://www.alienware.com).
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08-04-2003, 08:03 AM

hp laptops.. their customer support doesn't speak english good either.. you have to call 3 - 4 times before you can get some one you understand.. otherwise it takes 30 minutes just to read the serial number off the back of the laptop to them
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08-04-2003, 08:03 AM

The tech support people you talk to these days might not even be in the US at all. Often you dial a 1-800 number and the call is routed to a call center in India or some other country where they pay people $5 a day to handle calls.

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08-04-2003, 08:05 AM

Originally posted by BradShaw
EVERYTIME I call Dell support over the years, I get someone whose english sucks. Deport these fuckers.

On another note, I need to buy a laptop online today, I am done with Dell. Any suggestions? I want something slim, decent screen, light, easy to type on.

They are already deported. In order to save money (in other words fuck the customer) DELL and many other companies use people from India in their call centres. They really dont care that these people no nothing about us, our systems or how our businesses work. They just read off of scripted text given to them....

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08-04-2003, 08:07 AM

http://www.lethalpc.com good people, tell Bill (Andy) sent ya if you give him a call. Will hook you up I'm sure and they are cheaper than Alienwares.

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08-04-2003, 08:08 AM

I am on a VAIO right now, real tiny one. Too small for my fat fingers.

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08-04-2003, 08:09 AM

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08-04-2003, 08:09 AM

How about Toshiba?
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08-04-2003, 08:09 AM

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08-04-2003, 08:11 AM

Here I was thinking the tech support was in Austin. Fuck Michael Dell for selling out to towel heads.

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08-04-2003, 08:12 AM

I have two toshiba laptops. I had to have one fixed and the support was great. They spoke English and it was shipped out, fixed, and back in 4 days total. Never any other problems and I use the hell out of both of them every day.

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08-04-2003, 08:15 AM

Yeah, I have had Toshibas as well, and never once had to even call tech support on them.
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08-04-2003, 08:16 AM

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08-04-2003, 08:17 AM

Originally posted by BradShaw
I am on a VAIO right now, real tiny one. Too small for my fat fingers.

the 15"screen viao's are nice - heavy though..........

i only use them while traveling so I like a larger screen ann and full size keyboard

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08-04-2003, 08:18 AM

Originally posted by BradShaw
EVERYTIME I call Dell support over the years, I get someone whose english sucks. Deport these fuckers.

On another note, I need to buy a laptop online today, I am done with Dell. Any suggestions? I want something slim, decent screen, light, easy to type on.

Brad.. telephone tech support has been international for years now. Where have you been? j/k!! Dell transfers over half of their tech support calls to their call center in INDIA.
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08-04-2003, 08:23 AM

Honestly, when I would have a problem with a computer, or it was too slow I would pass it down to an employee and let them fuck with it. But these days I am too cheap to drop $2k and nobody here really needs a new laptop.

I just did format C and will spend my day fucking with this. If I get pissed off, I will have to bite the bullet and buy a new one. Not a fucking dell though.

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08-04-2003, 08:24 AM

i would have to say Alienware as well.

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08-04-2003, 08:35 AM

Fucking Rag Heads, cant stand them...
Id never buy from a company who uses such trash for support.

Can even understand a fucking word they say
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08-04-2003, 08:37 AM

One of my friends has a Toshiba. Super nice laptop with exceptional screen rez. He hasn't had any probs at all with it.

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08-04-2003, 08:37 AM

I've always bought Toshiba laptops and never had a problem

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08-04-2003, 08:59 AM

sony viao
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08-04-2003, 09:02 AM

here you go
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08-04-2003, 09:04 AM

I own a dell laptop, I know all the ins and outs

answer my damn email and I'll help you out Brad
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08-04-2003, 09:04 AM

bradshaw,

take a look ibm.com notebooks X serries. ibm does the best notebooks (however they are more expensive than other ones..)

if you need something small (under 1Kg weight) there are 2 options:

sony vaio (i dont remember the exact model id , something U200 or something..)

asus S200

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08-04-2003, 09:21 AM

i was about sony vaio TR serries. however i like asus more.

btw if youre getting something bigger, be sure its intel centrino.
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08-04-2003, 09:25 AM

Originally posted by Undutchable
I own a dell laptop, I know all the ins and outs

answer my damn email and I'll help you out Brad

If I had access to my email right now;-)

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08-04-2003, 09:26 AM

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08-04-2003, 09:28 AM

if i was buying a laptop i would go with toshiba or ibm
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08-04-2003, 09:35 AM

Originally posted by BradShaw
EVERYTIME I call Dell support over the years, I get someone whose english sucks. Deport these fuckers.

maybe they outsourced support to India?

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