Did Ben Affleck Eat the Nookie?

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  • Sama
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2002
    • 1445

    #1

    Did Ben Affleck Eat the Nookie?

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  • Gimmy
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2002
    • 1069

    #2
    he performed oral sex on two strippers? WTF? I would not even touch their pussies.

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    • thekebie
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2003
      • 1046

      #3
      When the National Enquirer challenges you to do something, you better step up.

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      • Rictor
        Old Timer
        • Jan 2001
        • 12208

        #4
        Hahahahhaha...I'd cheat on that ugly skank too.

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        • Madball
          Confirmed User
          • May 2002
          • 748

          #5
          These guys.. they check and double check their facts, it's just good journalism!
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          • directfiesta
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Oct 2002
            • 30226

            #6
            At least, he could of have oral sex performed on him by the two strippers instead of the other way round!
            I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

            But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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            • Drizzt
              Registered User
              • Jul 2003
              • 69

              #7
              Who in their right mind would cheat on her? She was hot in the movie The Cell at any rate.

              Drizzt


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              • PotentMind
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2003
                • 751

                #8
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                • rebel23
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 817

                  #9
                  how long will their marriage last? would be interesting to see what odds bookmakers are offering..
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                  • pheal
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 219

                    #10
                    I guess the marriage won't last long. This bitch would get on my nerves after two days.

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                    • foe
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2002
                      • 5246

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Drizzt
                      Who in their right mind would cheat on her? She was hot in the movie The Cell at any rate.

                      Drizzt


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                      • CDSmith
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • May 2001
                        • 51460

                        #12
                        IF the story is true.......


                        You will begin to see sores around Ben's mouth in a month or so. His jaw and his teeth will begin to ache, after which his lower face will begin to fester until his jaw drops off entirely, leaving him showing a row of top teeth only. He can then wear his tongue for a necktie.



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                        • archer
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                          • Jul 2002
                          • 1721

                          #13
                          i just don't see why ben affleck and matt damon broke up ... they were such a perfect couple....

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                          • Jakke PNG
                            ex-TeenGodFather
                            • Nov 2001
                            • 20306

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Mystery Man
                            i would eat that crackwhore aswell
                            You dirty man!
                            ..and I'm off.

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                            • Steve
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 6894

                              #15
                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                              IF the story is true.......


                              You will begin to see sores around Ben's mouth in a month or so. His jaw and his teeth will begin to ache, after which his lower face will begin to fester until his jaw drops off entirely, leaving him showing a row of top teeth only. He can then wear his tongue for a necktie.



                              Note to self: Don't eat hookers.

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                              • SkyWalker
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jun 2003
                                • 933

                                #16
                                What a dumbass. Should have it all, but can't help but be stupid.
                                "You don't know the power of the Dark side!"

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                                • Scootermuze
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2001
                                  • 4513

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by rebel23
                                  how long will their marriage last? would be interesting to see what odds bookmakers are offering..
                                  Just the typical Hollywood marriage... Together, they each give the other more exposure..

                                  Won't last but a few months I'm thinkin..

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                                  • MSB
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 2984

                                    #18
                                    he did it and he can do it again and again and again!


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                                    • neewwman
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                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 1737

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Drizzt
                                      Who in their right mind would cheat on her? She was hot in the movie The Cell at any rate.
                                      No matter how hot a girl is, there's always some guy who's already sick of her.

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                                      • media
                                        Confirmed Moneymaker
                                        • Apr 2002
                                        • 9853

                                        #20
                                        Ben Asslick has the look like he is a cheating scumbag kinda.. that arogant fuckstick look..

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                                        • bugout
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 540

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by rebel23
                                          how long will their marriage last? would be interesting to see what odds bookmakers are offering..

                                          SNL Weekend update said it best.

                                          It's the first marriage for Ben, the third for Jen, and the last for neither.

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                                          • Steve
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Feb 2001
                                            • 6894

                                            #22
                                            good

                                            that slut cheated on her husband with this dipshit - neither one of them have morals

                                            he banged another mans wife - so why be surprised when he nailing some other skank?

                                            she cheated on her man with you - what makes you think she wont cheat on YOU in the future?

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