this is fucked

No one is gonna stop me from snapping my carrot.

Name: strictdaddk
E-mail address: [email protected]
Comments: Hi folks!
I have my 15 yo son wear diapers and/or plastic pants on
the suspicion that he masturbates. This is an excellent way
to keep it in line. If he wants to satisfy himself he asks
for permission, and he is only allowed to masturbate under
my supervision. Having me watch it brings his masturbation
down to an acceptabel level which is 2 max 3 times a week.
If he is caught in masturbating he is spanked with the belt
and he gets at least 15 smacks. For the week to come he
does't get permission. Does this make sense to anyone?

Good thing the post doesn't work! Sick fucks!

Its not real, just a bunch of pedo's fantasizing.

Holy fuck that's abuse on a huge scale... That's fucking sick and wrong.

so even though they kept saying they were christians it is all just fantasy? No matter They need to be tortured for hours with very dull knives!

i hope so.

They need a bullet in there brain

That must be THE most disturbing page I've read. Child molestation and abuse by people disturbed and deluded enough to believe they are doing it for the child and not just for their own kicks. Scary stuff.

You're taking this SERIOUSLY? People, this is SATIRE!

No - it really isn't. Whether real or not it still does not make it satire. There is a most definate line where satire stops and this has not just crossed it it's 1000 miles the other side of it. If you really believe it to be satire then you may need as much help as the people in the 'fake'(?) posts seem to require.

If you believe there are not people around who will read that and decide the 'techniques' are a good idea on their own kids you have led a VERY sheltered life.

if someone made this as a joke, they themselves has some serious issues. i fail to find ANYTHING funny about that at all.

Actually, it is satire. But it is intended to inflame people against right wing fundamentalists. I've seen stuff like this before. I remember reading a very realistic article on-line (reputed to have come from a reputable source) that claimed there was evidence that Hitler accepted Jesus before the bullet entered his head and therefore he was in heaven with god. Ghandi, on the other hand, was burning in hell.

Satire - A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.

.... and it seems to be working here.

It isn't suppose to be funny. Satire isn't always humorous. Sometimes it is ment to inspire rage and anger. When Swift wrote 'A Modest Proposal', there weren't too many people laughing at it at the time.

I have to admit I was horrified at reading the first few entries, but as you go further down it becomes less and less plausible...

<font size=1><i>"To embarrass them they are undressed by their younger sis (8y/o) and then they get the belt during 5 minutes at a pace of 10 slaps per minute. If they get a stiff one their indecent boner is whipped with a so-called penisteaser, a small whip with 8 leather thongs, till their thing iis flacid again."</i></font>

Take that seriously? Nah...

My only concern is that someone who is into this sort of thing might 'react' to this satire in the wrong way.

sick fucks..

I dont think its that "evil". I have a sister who is 9 years younger than me and when I was in highschool, when she was about 8 years old she would just touch herself at any time. Like watching tv then she would pull out and touch anything. It was totally fucking disgusting. I wanted to slap the little bitch but my mother didn't do shit.

I hope his mom is hot...

How old is your sister right now?

Good point. Too bad there are a number of anti-free speech people here at GFY who would have wanted Swift jailed for his writing.

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Name: Steven Fish
E-mail address: [email protected]
Comments: i control my 15 yr old sons masturbation two ways, first spanking the head of his penis with a wooden ruler then inserting a q-tip in his penis, pulling his foreskin up over his head and rubber banding his foreskin around the q-tip. he sleeps this way
Tuesday, October 9th 2001 - 01:49:59 PM
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the fact that it might be satire didn't cross my mind, i thought it was too detailed and sick for some 'normal' person to make this stuff up. whoever wrote that...scares me.

Wrong.

The irony is that the person who wrote this is probably just as much offended by the abuse of children as you are. Stuff like this DID go on in the Victorian age and to some extent still does among many cults. Think about it! Do you think people who actually engage in these practices would be stupid enough to post their thoughts on a public forum using their legit email addresses? This is SATIRE!

It probably was done in the SPIRIT of Swift. See for yourself:

http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html

I suspect most of the people there are just amusing themselves.

Comments: what works best with my boys is a good beating
with a belt or a side of a ruler right on the privites.
After that he wont even touch himself to pee for a day. my
13 y/o son will just sit on the john to pee. It is highly
effective.

Also if the school or anyone else sees it, It will just
look like they get nuted good with a baseball.
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Comments: I must admit that it's very important to prevent
your children from such sick behaviour like masturbating!
Some weeks ago my wife caught Michael (our 12 year old) in
flagranti lying on the floor and rubbing his penis. O.k.,
she gave him a hard beating with the cane. Then he had to
wait in the corner for the rest of the day until I came
home. I was shocked about it and gave him a second beating
on his very sore bottom. After that Elke and I discussed
the further steps in that case.
Finally we decided that Michael would get for one week
every evening at bedtime 10 slaps on his testicles. After
that he was bound to the bed - lying on his back - hands
and feet fixed to the four bedposts.
Since that incident we check his pyjama and his panties
daily very thoroughly if there are any more signals that he
did it again. But so far this didn't actually happen so I
think our punishment worked fine.
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Comments: My wife and I are checking the pajamas of our two
sons 13 and 14½ each morning. Also their undies each
evening. If we detect a suspected spot their penis is also
checked. One can easely feel if there is some sperm left
under the foreskin, it feels like glue. If we find some
suspected spot they nearly always confess their sin,
knowing a denial cost them a double punishment. To
embarrass them they are undressed by their younger sis
(8y/o) and then they get the belt during 5 minutes at a
pace of 10 slaps per minute. If they get a stiff one their
indecent boner is whipped with a so-called penisteaser, a
small whip with 8 leather thongs, till their thing iis
flacid again.

Every Sunday they are allowed to ask for help to relieve
the presure. My wife and I alternate to help them, bringing
them to a climax as quickly as we can. The moment they
squirt we squeeze their balls as hard as possible, in order
to spoil the sinfull pleasure of their orgasm.
Immediately thereafter - still naked - they must pray the
Lord to forgive their sin. Then they are spanked till their
butt is bright red and we end the session with the belt.
It works perfect, in the beginning they asked for relieve
every week, but nowadays they limit it to 2 or 3 times a
month.

SpaceAce

This confirms it. GFY has officially been taken over by AOL.

yeus

that is seriously demented, next is illegalization of masterbation or taxation

very.bad.