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  • Machine
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    • Apr 2001
    • 660
    #1

    Anyone need a personal flunky in Vegas?

    I am willing to sell myself as a personal flunky/jackass if they will bring me with them to Vegas.

    Ladies, I give great back rubs.

    Fellas, Im equipped with tons of dirty jokes you can have, and I can belch really loud. (That means Im cool in Guy Talk)

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    • 12clicks
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jan 2001
      • 19813
      #2
      do you have tits?
      I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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        • Machine
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2001
          • 660
          #3
          I prefer to call them "Pecs" thank you. I am of the male variety, thank you very much.

          You can call them man boobs if you need to though, all these pushups have paid off.

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            • Machine
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              • Apr 2001
              • 660
              #4
              Fine, I will call them tits if someone will bring me to Vegas!

              Sheesh!

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                • MelissaD
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                  • May 2001
                  • 155
                  #5
                  Honey you posted on the wrong board, try WEN

                  but if you are willing to walk around in a thong and hand out flavored condoms with my business cards on them I'm more then willing, to take you to vegas depending on where you are, I'm sure all us women webmasters can pass you around, send a picture and we'll see.

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                    • RedShoe
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                      • Feb 2001
                      • 14831
                      #6
                      Hey Machine where do you live?

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                        • Keev
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                          • May 2001
                          • 5335
                          #7
                          What is WEN?

                          Whats the url to it ?

                          Ok i might have just asked a stupid ass question but who cares!


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                            • MrBrian
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2001
                              • 1215
                              #8
                              will you ride the sybian for me?

                              ICQ #971-2561

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                                • Machine
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2001
                                  • 660
                                  #9
                                  I live in Michigan.

                                  There are some pics of me here http://machinemay.tripod.com/newlook.html

                                  Ladies, did I mention I give great back rubs?

                                  :-)

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                                    • titmowse
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                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 5320
                                      #10
                                      geeze, if i'd known i could prostitute myself for a free trip, i would done it ages ago!

                                      guess me and my real tits will just stay here in texas...and take over the internet while you kids play in vegass.



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                                        • UnseenWorld
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                                          • May 2001
                                          • 5279
                                          #11
                                          I need someone to watch me shoot photos of naked chicks in my hotel room.

                                          (yeah, right)

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                                            • Machine
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                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 660
                                              #12
                                              Well dammit, I was going to keep you fully stocked with film and lighting too!

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                                                • deluxe
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                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                  • 1434
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by MrBrian:
                                                  will you ride the sybian for me?
                                                  lol, that must be a pritty intense experiance for a guy...

                                                  ever tried it yourself?



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