maybe this will actually work?
> A police officer pulls a bloke over for speeding and has the following
> exchange:
>
> Officer: May I see your driver's license?
> Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended for drunk driving.
>
> Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
> Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
>
> Officer: The car is stolen?
> Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the
> registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
>
> Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
> Driver: Yes mate. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the
woman
> who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.
>
> Officer: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?
> Driver: Yes, mate.
>
> Hearing this, the officer immediately called his back up. The car was
> quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to
> handle the tense situation:
>
> Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
> Driver: Sure. Here it is.
> It was valid.
>
> Captain: Who's car is this?
> Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration papers.
> The driver owned the car.
>
> Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a
> gun in it?
> Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
> Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
>
> Captain: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's a
> body in it.
> Driver: No problem.
> Boot is opened; no body.
>
> Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you
told
> him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box,
> and that there was a dead body in the boot.
> Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, as
> well.
