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Check out this cool email that I got from a surfer today...

06-17-2001, 10:18 PM

All best Thank`s your Team and
your Internetsite
CONGRATULATION!
I am from Austria and i`m new into internet.

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06-17-2001, 11:06 PM

That's not bad Fly, but I had a guy tell me I was a HERO once.

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06-17-2001, 11:12 PM

Hmmm...I seems to always get email telling me how much I suck because of their outrageous phone bill.
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06-17-2001, 11:22 PM

That's much better than the suggestions I got in my guestbook while Moongem Erotica was down this weekend :

Suggestions : your one stupid mf...no one gives a rats arse about your second rate site

Suggestions : Your stuff is crap so who wants to read it anyway.

Suggestions : Dont delude yourself man. This site is just a load of stinky shit, the best thing that has happened is that this pile of dirt is not online

Suggestions : Get A Life Dick Head

But I did get one good one :

Name : Wicked Temptress
Suggestions : Hello Jamdin =) I'm not really writing to suggest any improvements on your site, but to wish you luck with it! *smiles* I know that it will turn out wonderful!
)O( Blessed Be!!

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06-18-2001, 02:12 AM

Rage LMAO
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06-18-2001, 06:30 AM

Originally posted by SonOfRage:
Hmmm...I seems to always get email telling me how much I suck because of their outrageous phone bill.

LOL
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06-18-2001, 06:48 AM

damn i want fanmail too!

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06-18-2001, 06:55 AM

I keep getting emails like these...

"Hey, Fred Flintstone called, he wants his website design back". ~Chuck

"I suggest you pay the ransom to whom ever is holding your sense of humor hostage". ~Daryl

"Who is that hot hunk of Man-meat, on page thirty-four"? ~Lensman

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06-18-2001, 07:40 AM

You guys give me the silly giggles sometimes...

I get adult webmasters wanting to send me naughty pics of themselves doing bad things!

Does that count!?

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06-18-2001, 09:14 AM

Yeah I get bad ones too -- read this one -- it's funny...

"The link said free Sylvia Saint facials. I went to your sorry front page and there was no mention of her at all! This is the shit that pisses me off and makes me NEVER come back to anything I know that is related to you. In parting I would like to say . . . Fuck you, you miserable bastard, I wish you the lies that you bestow upon others."

Hahaha... actually I wrote him back very respectfully explaining how things work between sites, etc... And I sent him a few free Sylvia Saint links -- and he apologized and said he was just in a bad mood... hehe

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06-18-2001, 10:11 PM

Originally posted by Badgurl:
You guys give me the silly giggles sometimes...

I get adult webmasters wanting to send me naughty pics of themselves doing bad things!

Does that count!?

I think you can blame that one on your name.

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06-18-2001, 10:27 PM

My ratio of member mail from http://www.girlsdotcom.com runs about 50:1 in favor of praise. I get 2 or 3 congratulatory e-mails a week. Now and then, I'll get an e-mail from a guy telling me, "Your photography is dogshit" and I'll ask "Okay, Mr. Expert, let me see yours," and either I never hear back or get referred to the most abominable kind of crap: street-wise lookin' hooker types shot against a painted muslin backdrop with the same lighting you'd use to do a portrait of an 80 year old guy for his company's annual report.

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06-18-2001, 10:39 PM

Originally posted by UnseenWorld:
My ratio of member mail from http://www.girlsdotcom.com runs about 50:1 in favor of praise. I get 2 or 3 congratulatory e-mails a week. Now and then, I'll get an e-mail from a guy telling me, "Your photography is dogshit" and I'll ask "Okay, Mr. Expert, let me see yours," and either I never hear back or get referred to the most abominable kind of crap: street-wise lookin' hooker types shot against a painted muslin backdrop with the same lighting you'd use to do a portrait of an 80 year old guy for his company's annual report.

HAHAH i never get e-mails cause i never post contacts on my website.. i dont care =O)

"Hey, Fred Flintstone called, he wants his website design back". ~Chuck"

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06-18-2001, 11:20 PM

Originally posted by TheWatcher:
HAHAH i never get e-mails cause i never post contacts on my website..

If your site is something to be proud of, you might want to post a contact e-mail. Of course, if your site is a shithole blizzard of consoles type of site, perhaps your strategy is a good one.

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