After school one day, Jill goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, eating a snack cake while her dad gets his hair cut.
The barber smiles down at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on
your Twinkie."
"I know," Jill replies. "I'm gonna get tits, too!"
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