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Who the fuck do you think you are, you fat fucking disgusting piece of monkey shit? You're like 35 or older, you weigh close to 300 pounds (if not more), and you still have acne. Bad acne too -- the kind of acne that looks like the lunar surface covered in Prago.
And all of this notwithstanding, you still manage to have an incredibly high opinion of yourself? Why? What have you done with your life?
Are you some kind of hero -- rescuer of kidnapped children? Did you invent a cure for some plague? Did you win an Olympic Gold Medal or create a charitable foundation to help amputees? Did you solve the hunger problem in Ethiopia? Did you create an alternative fuel source to break world dependence on oil? Develop Faster-than-light travel? Make contact with extraterrestials? Build a fusion reactor? Bring peace to the Middle East? Clone Jenny McCarthy?
You are nothing but a fat, acne-scarred webmaster suffering from delusions of grandeur and a lack of sex.
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