Speaking of fast food, what up with Taco Hell?

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  • CDSmith
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    • May 2001
    • 51460
    #1

    Speaking of fast food, what up with Taco Hell?

    Their "Grilled chicken stuffed burrito"

    "Stuffed with grilled chicken,
    fresh lettuce,
    and <i>crispy RED strips</i>"



    "Crispy red strips"???? WTF are red strips? You'd think it would kill them to put a few slices of fresh red pepper in there.



    I think taco hell has gone mental. The fucking idiot talking on their commercial seems to think that crispy red strips are something we want to eat badly. Holy shit this whole world is being flushed down the fucking toilet.


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    • candyflip
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      • Jul 2002
      • 43073
      #2
      They have a contest going right now.

      "Win Gas from Taco Bell"

      Whoever thought this one up is a fucking genius.

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        • LadyMischief
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          • Sep 2002
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          #3
          You guys are both mental :P

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            • CDSmith
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              • May 2001
              • 51460
              #4
              Sorta reminds me of the old.....


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                • lilbitch
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                  • May 2002
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                  #5
                  funny thing is, I've actually seen that sign in person and close-up, CD...
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                    • CDSmith
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                      • May 2001
                      • 51460
                      #6
                      Originally posted by lilbitch
                      funny thing is, I've actually seen that sign in person and close-up, CD...
                      But have you eaten any crispy red strips lately?



                      THAT is the bigger question.
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                        • BigFrog
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                          • Sep 2002
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                          #7
                          you are so right.

                          saw that commercial tonight and was like what the fuck? what is a crispy red strip and why would i want it?

                          fucking retards.

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                            • CDSmith
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                              • May 2001
                              • 51460
                              #8
                              Originally posted by BigFrog
                              you are so right.

                              saw that commercial tonight and was like what the fuck? what is a crispy red strip and why would i want it?

                              fucking retards.
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                                • Phoenix
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                                  • Nov 2002
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                                  #9
                                  unknown foods are the best.


                                  i am a big fan of bacon off of a shelf...and cheese from a can.

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                                    • CDSmith
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                                      • May 2001
                                      • 51460
                                      #10
                                      Cheese from a can I can live with. But crispy "red" strips? Fucking deep-fried sludge with red dye #5.



                                      Taco bell can suck my scrote sweat before I'll eat their crusty red strips.
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                                        • candyflip
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                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by CDSmith
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                                            • BigFrog
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                                              • Sep 2002
                                              • 2057
                                              #12
                                              mmmmm.....red strips.

                                              even if they arent crispy, just the thought of strips that are red makes me so damn hungry!

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                                                • eroswebmaster
                                                  March 1st, 2003
                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 20295
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                  But have you eaten any crispy red strips lately?



                                                  THAT is the bigger question.
                                                  I ate that grilled chicken ceasar burrito concoction they've got going on now...and yes it does have the red strips.

                                                  I honestly don't now what they're supposed to be, the burrito is okay.

                                                  worked for taco bell for 7 years as a manager and seen some weird stuff, one example being the bacon series of foods we offered.

                                                  There was a bacon cheeseburger burrito, club sandwich soft taco, bacon mexican pizza *which was actually kinda tasty*.

                                                  Most of their promotions only run for so many months and Taco Bell got this huge deal on the bacon and the promo was such a flop that the food line was extended in some places for like 6 months past the initial promo expire time.

                                                  And as a manager it was such a pain in the ass because you had to cook the bacon fresh and have it ready in case a customer ordered it and since they weren't we were throwing tons of bacon away and it went against our our ICOS ...and then supervisors had the gall to yell at you over your food costs being out of whack.

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                                                    • CDSmith
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                                                      • May 2001
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                                                      #14
                                                      I'd be interested to know what that fucker Amputate Your Crust has to say about "Crispy Red Strips"



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                                                        • candyflip
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                                                          #15
                                                          Bacon cheeseburger burrito was the best thing they ever served.

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                                                            • Chichio
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                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                              • 1467
                                                              #16
                                                              Taco Bell rocks! I did notice the red strips thing, but I still can't think of a better place to blow 10$ at 4am and have a feast.

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                                                                • sumphatpimp
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                                                                  • Aug 2002
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  ease up on taco bell

                                                                  one more nail in the internet coffin and you may wind working their.

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                                                                    • CDSmith
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                                                                      • May 2001
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                                                                      #18
                                                                      At least there's no White Castle fanatics in here yet. The thought of those little cat-burgers they serve makes me want to projectile vomit.
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                                                                        • CDSmith
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                                                                          • May 2001
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by sumphatpimp
                                                                          ease up on taco bell

                                                                          one more nail in the internet coffin and you may wind working their.
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                                                                            • FiReC
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                                                                              • Jan 2002
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                                                                              #20
                                                                              Why are you still eating at teco bell? It's all about the Del Taco

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                                                                                • CDSmith
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                                                                                  • May 2001
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by FiReC
                                                                                  Why are you still eating at teco bell? It's all about the Del Taco

                                                                                  The reason I moved to phx
                                                                                  I saw their COMMERCIAL dude. Who said anything about me eating there?



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                                                                                    • FiReC
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                                                                                      • Jan 2002
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                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      No DEL TACO where you live? that sucks
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                                                                                        • CDSmith
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                                                                                          • May 2001
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          We have something called Taco Time here. They are awesome. I'm not hurting for fast taco food bro, not even close.
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                                                                                            • Gemini
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Our local Taho H*ll guy told us what the red strips are... know how their food comes pre-pared in clear bags in some cases?!?! Well ya know those red tear strips on the bags? Yep, they are recycling those strips by chopping them up and tossing them in the mix.
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                                                                                                • CDSmith
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Gemini
                                                                                                  Our local Taho H*ll guy told us what the red strips are... know how their food comes pre-pared in clear bags in some cases?!?! Well ya know those red tear strips on the bags? Yep, they are recycling those strips by chopping them up and tossing them in the mix.
                                                                                                  That's a lot better than what I thought they were.
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                                                                                                    • Oracle Porn
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                                      Their "Grilled chicken stuffed burrito"

                                                                                                      "Stuffed with grilled chicken,
                                                                                                      fresh lettuce,
                                                                                                      and <i>crispy RED strips</i>"



                                                                                                      "Crispy red strips"???? WTF are red strips? You'd think it would kill them to put a few slices of fresh red pepper in there.



                                                                                                      I think taco hell has gone mental. The fucking idiot talking on their commercial seems to think that crispy red strips are something we want to eat badly. Holy shit this whole world is being flushed down the fucking toilet.


                                                                                                      Tonight I drink.
                                                                                                      ROFLMAO!!! Good one dude....get some red pepers from home you cheap bastred!


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                                                                                                        • MrSpeed
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                                                                                                          • May 2003
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Crispy red strips
                                                                                                          Can't wait to ask my local TB what that means !

                                                                                                          Can't Wait !!

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                                                                                                            • Nardimus
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                                                                                                              • Feb 2003
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              crispy gordita crunch and a super size mountain dew.

                                                                                                              eat that combo once a day and youll be stoked. i look good now that ive gained 14 pounds.

                                                                                                              180 lbs here i come.

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                                                                                                                • CDSmith
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                                                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                                                  • 51460
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                                                                                  ROFLMAO!!! Good one dude....get some red pepers from home you cheap bastred!
                                                                                                                  I don't know what sinkhole you live in, but here we expect that when we eat at a restaurant, we don't have to run home for "fixin's".


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                                                                                                                    • evildick
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Apparently they're just red tortilla chips cut into strips.

                                                                                                                      I used to eat there all the time till I started having chest pains and breathing difficulty after I ate. Must be all the lard choking out my arteries.

                                                                                                                      You know it's time to go on a diet when you work up a sweat while eating.

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                                                                                                                        • Oracle Porn
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                                                          I don't know what sinkhole you live in, but here we expect that when we eat at a restaurant, we don't have to run home for "fixin's".
                                                                                                                          ROFLMAO!!!!!!
                                                                                                                          Im choking to death!


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                                                                                                                            • klik
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                                                              blah blah blah when we eat at a restaurant, blah blah
                                                                                                                              I thought this thread was about Taco Bell?

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                                                                                                                                • CDSmith
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                                                                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 51460
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by evildick
                                                                                                                                  You know it's time to go on a diet when you work up a sweat while eating.
                                                                                                                                  Oh shit.... Every meal for the past 9 years now.


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                                                                                                                                    • SexxxyChat-T
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      I ate Taco Smell last week... 7 Layers with no Guacamole and the little bastard that made my shit put fucking Guac in it... I was sick as a dog...

                                                                                                                                      If it wasn't like midnight when I got it I would have raised hell... but wanna talk about incompetence...
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                                                                                                                                        • BlackCrayon
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          i stopped eating taco bell years ago, always fucks up my stomach. i wonder when taco bell will start including diapers with their meals.
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