Um, if there is a God, and if this planet is a product of God, I'm not impressed.
For Bill Hicks fans:
A conversation between Bill and a bible thumper...
"I have a question for all you bible thumpers out there. It's a one word question. (pause) Dinosaurs?
I've read the bible and not one time did they mention dinosaurs."
"uh, God put dinosaurs all over the planet to test our faith."
"So he's a prankster God."
He goes on to ask what happens when your standing at the gate with Peter and he asks if you believed in Dinosaurs.
"Well, yeah, I mean we found bones and everything".
Peter - "No, those were there to test your faith you idiot, sorry, you're going to hell!
A trap door opens, and you fall down to hell.
And of course my favorite quote is from George Carlin:
"Organized religion has people convinced there is an invisible man..."
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