So this morning my dad tries to call me. My phone was downstairs and I was upstairs entertaining company.
Later I stopped by the parents place and good old Grandma is there too. My dad asks: "What were you doing when I called earlier?"
To which...As the honest man he raised...I replied: "I was in bed screwing a chick. Any more questions?"
Dad's comeback: "Was she any good?"
Me: "She always is."
Meanwhile....Grandma has a look on her face that is completely impossible for me to describe.
I'm not sure if she noticed the GFY hoodie I was wearing or not.
I was mildly entertained.
Later I stopped by the parents place and good old Grandma is there too. My dad asks: "What were you doing when I called earlier?"
To which...As the honest man he raised...I replied: "I was in bed screwing a chick. Any more questions?"
Dad's comeback: "Was she any good?"
Me: "She always is."
Meanwhile....Grandma has a look on her face that is completely impossible for me to describe.
I'm not sure if she noticed the GFY hoodie I was wearing or not.
I was mildly entertained.
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