Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back had some of the funniest lines
"No the clit is real. Its the female orgasm that's the myth."
"What the fuck is the Internet?"
"The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. "
"Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? I came up with it before PBS. The white man stole it. That's right. I was gonna call it "N.W.P." - Niggaz With Puppets. Catchy, ain't it?"
