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  • andi_germany
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2002
    • 768
    #1

    Weirdest spam I ever received

    I got a couple of those today:


    Hello,

    I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Since nobody here seems to be
    able to get me what I need (safely here to me), I will have to build a
    simple time travel circut to get where I need myself. I am going to need
    an easy to follow picture diagram for a simple time travel circut, which
    can be built out of (readily available) parts here in 2003. Please email
    me any schematics you have. I will pay good money for anything you send me
    I can use. Or if you have the rechargeable AMD dimensional warp generator
    wrist watch unit available, and are 100% certain you have a (secure) means
    of delivering it to me please also reply. Send a separate email to me at:
    [email protected].

    Do not reply back directly to this email as it will only be bounced back
    to you.

    Thank You




    Would be funny to see what he asks when you email him ;)
    SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.
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    • clubsexy
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2003
      • 1630
      #2
      SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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        • B Sandwich
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2003
          • 1600
          #3
          thats pretty cool, ask him if he knows marty mcfly
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            • shunga
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2001
              • 994
              #4
              Greetings,

              We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply. I'm offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is (Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you $5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area.

              1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with z60 or better memory adapter. If in stock the AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be great if reliable models are available

              2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete jumper/auxiliary system

              3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup.

              If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000.

              Email his details to me at...
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