What is a "Hindu Massage" Or "Russian?"

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  • neewwman
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2002
    • 1737

    #1

    What is a "Hindu Massage" Or "Russian?"

    There's a thread here about Venezuelan girls and there was a link to an escort site. I'm checking it out, and the girls' profiles say stuff like:

    "I love Greek, Russian, French, Hindu, Thai and Golden Shower massages."

    I can figure out "Greek," "French" and "Golden Shower."

    What is Russian, Hindu and Thai?

    Not that I'm gonna go to Venezuela and get laid, but if I'm going to be in the porn business I should probably know whore lingo.

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  • bugout
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2002
    • 540

    #2
    Not sure about hindu.. but russian is a titty fuck...

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    • detoxed
      vip member
      • Jan 2003
      • 17798

      #3
      it means a russian or hindu guy is gonna cum on your back and rub it in.

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      • Digipimp
        BP4L OT DL
        • Mar 2003
        • 13481

        #4
        I don't know what any of them are at all, can someone clarify all of them for me.

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        • bugout
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2002
          • 540

          #5
          Originally posted by neewwman


          "I love Greek, Russian, French, Hindu, Thai and Golden Shower massages."

          Greek - Anal
          Russian - titty fuck
          French - oral
          Hindu - ??
          Thai - ?

          Golden shower.. come on, everyone knows this one..

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          • fiveyes
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2001
            • 1680

            #6
            I always thought a russian massage was when they sent a robot in to hit you about 100 times a minute. And then it leaves with all of your credit cards.
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            • neewwman
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              • Jan 2002
              • 1737

              #7
              Originally posted by fiveyes
              I always thought a russian massage was when they sent a robot in to hit you about 100 times a minute. And then it leaves with all of your credit cards.

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              • eiht_98
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2001
                • 6103

                #8
                Originally posted by detoxed
                it means a russian or hindu guy is gonna cum on your back and rub it in.
                ahahahahahaha

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                • Kristinka
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 56

                  #9
                  russian massage could be penetration with a russian vodka bottle, but who knows!

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                  • Kapitan Ivanov
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2003
                    • 1000

                    #10
                    Originally posted by fiveyes
                    I always thought a russian massage was when they sent a robot in to hit you about 100 times a minute. And then it leaves with all of your credit cards.
                    Ivanov:Never posting again. (666)

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                    • Giorgio_Xo
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 4263

                      #11
                      You must have been surfing sexycaracas.com.

                      Hindu = Hand Job
                      Thai = Rim Job

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                      • pimplink
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2001
                        • 9535

                        #12
                        Prostate massage techniques?

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