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  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
    • 28301

    #1

    The USA should invade Norway

    I mean... really. Why the fuck not?
  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
    • 28301

    #2
    "Operation Fjord Freedom"

    sounds good to me.

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    • teenjump
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      • Jul 2003
      • 1595

      #3
      Because they're afraid of the Vikings.

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      • pr0
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        • May 2001
        • 23088

        #4
        too many good looking blondes....i wouldn't want to mess them up
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        • KingK7
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          • Jun 2002
          • 6372

          #5
          Bring it on, bitches!

          With all the military US hardware stashed in the country we'd kick your asses.

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          • BeHeadR
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            • Jun 2003
            • 1152

            #6
            #1 I have roots in Norway


            #2 Oh man the bitches are hot.


            I guess those are the only 2 reasons why we shouldn't take out Norway.....I could think of some for France
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            • CDSmith
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              • May 2001
              • 51460

              #7
              "Norway --- resistance is futile..... YOU wil be assimilated"




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              • KingK7
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                • Jun 2002
                • 6372

                #8
                Take out Sweden instead.
                You can stage the attacks from Norway.

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                • Honeyslut
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                  • Jan 2001
                  • 6436

                  #9
                  Originally posted by BeHeadR
                  #1 I have roots in Norway


                  #2 Oh man the bitches are hot.


                  I guess those are the only 2 reasons why we shouldn't take out Norway.....I could think of some for France
                  Same here. One of my cousins was Miss Norway in the 90s


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                  • KingK7
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                    • Jun 2002
                    • 6372

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Honeyslut


                    Same here. One of my cousins was Miss Norway in the 90s


                    I banged a Miss Norway contestant once.
                    I think she came in #7 in the finals.
                    Completely irrelevant ofcourse, but I just thought I'd get that one in

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                    • CDSmith
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                      • May 2001
                      • 51460

                      #11
                      Originally posted by KingK7
                      I banged a Miss Norway contestant once.
                      Only once? What was wrong with her? Did she have cooties?
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                      • KingK7
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                        • Jun 2002
                        • 6372

                        #12
                        Originally posted by CDSmith
                        Only once? What was wrong with her? Did she have cooties?
                        No cooties, she had a boyfriend though.

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                        • CDSmith
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                          • May 2001
                          • 51460

                          #13
                          Originally posted by KingK7
                          No cooties, she had a boyfriend though.
                          Boyfriend --- cooties....... same thing sometimes.
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                          • KingK7
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                            • Jun 2002
                            • 6372

                            #14
                            Originally posted by CDSmith
                            Boyfriend --- cooties....... same thing sometimes.
                            She also wasnt too bright...
                            On the Miss Norway TV show, she said her interests were:
                            Snowboard and politics.
                            (Nice mix)

                            And if there was one thing she would really like to do if she could:
                            Go to the moon.

                            Blonde.

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                            • res
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                              • Nov 2002
                              • 1118

                              #15
                              Norway is a NATO member, unfortunatelly it's not real

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                              • DamageX
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                                • Jun 2001
                                • 14293

                                #16
                                Norway's got oil too. And I'm sure if Bush andd Powell try hard enough, they could manufacture some proof that it also has WMD's and close ties with Al Qaida, possibly illegally harbouring Bin Ladin's sister-in-law's second nephew's cousin's old 3rd grade class mate. Yes, even if he lacks a leg and is retarded, he's still extremely dangerous and could cause large masses of the world population to die feeling sorry for him.
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                                • Pornwolf
                                  Drunk and Unruly
                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 22712

                                  #17
                                  I'm with it. Norway and Sweden would be great additions to America. It would help us save the dissappearing blondes! Unfortunately I think Australia is next on our annexing list.
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                                  • the real magoo
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                                    • Sep 2001
                                    • 1637

                                    #18
                                    Just follow this map..





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                                    • Pornwolf
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                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 22712

                                      #19
                                      Fukkin cool! Venezuela is coming up soon! I'll start the invasion this fall... lemme grab some armored condoms and I'll get the party started!
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                                      • KingK7
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                                        • Jun 2002
                                        • 6372

                                        #20
                                        Hmm, I dont get those stats, Norway is supposedly the worlds third biggest exporter of oil, and has enough to go another 50 years on the fields being pumped now. And there are tons more that have not been exploited / found yet...

                                        I guess we are just keeping it on the down-low, so the US wont attack us.

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                                        • Sexzity
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                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 1329

                                          #21
                                          Take Norway and Sweden ?

                                          LOL.

                                          Both countries has very hard rules for alcohol. You can't just go buy a sixpack.

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                                          • Gemini
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                                            • Jan 2001
                                            • 7183

                                            #22
                                            Hmmph! We should free Tahiti from French influence first!
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                                            • cronos
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                                              • Apr 2002
                                              • 414

                                              #23
                                              In Norway you can buy beer in every supemarket as soon as you turn 18 or have a 6 inch dick(which ever comes first of course)

                                              And........... we have a stupid government which likes to front old values like fucked up christianity and all women should stay home and breed, breed, wash, breed.

                                              So we would be a good hillbilly addition.
                                              Last edited by cronos; 07-20-2003, 01:33 PM.
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                                              • digi
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                                                • Feb 2002
                                                • 1314

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Sexzity
                                                Take Norway and Sweden ?

                                                LOL.

                                                Both countries has very hard rules for alcohol. You can't just go buy a sixpack.


                                                as long as you're old enough you can buy all the beer you want

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                                                • Webby
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                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 14956

                                                  #25
                                                  Venezuela is next!

                                                  They tried a "quiet takeover" last year, but that bounced back and, for once, Bush had nothing to say!
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                                                  • Sexzity
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                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                    • 1329

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by digi




                                                    as long as you're old enough you can buy all the beer you want
                                                    Only in systembolaget.

                                                    I am from Denmark

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                                                    • Rochard
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                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                      • 75770

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by KingK7
                                                      Hmm, I dont get those stats, Norway is supposedly the worlds third biggest exporter of oil, and has enough to go another 50 years on the fields being pumped now. And there are tons more that have not been exploited / found yet...

                                                      I guess we are just keeping it on the down-low, so the US wont attack us.
                                                      Norway produces more oil than Iraq.....

                                                      Oil Producers ranked by production in million barrels per day....
                                                      United States: 8.1
                                                      Sauda Arabia: 7.8
                                                      Russia: 6.2
                                                      Iran: 3.4
                                                      Norway: 3.1
                                                      Mexico: 3.0
                                                      Venezuela: 2.8
                                                      Iraq: 2.6

                                                      The above graph is misleading - It represents "oil reserves" which means how many more years they can continue producing oil at it's current levels.

                                                      Yep, I'm all for it. Let's invade Norway! Fuck it - Canada too!
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                                                      • Lickshots
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                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                        • 271

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by DamageX
                                                        Norway's got oil too. And I'm sure if Bush andd Powell try hard enough, they could manufacture some proof that it also has WMD's and close ties with Al Qaida, possibly illegally harbouring Bin Ladin's sister-in-law's second nephew's cousin's old 3rd grade class mate. Yes, even if he lacks a leg and is retarded, he's still extremely dangerous and could cause large masses of the world population to die feeling sorry for him.

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                                                        • KingK7
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                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                          • 6372

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by RocHard


                                                          Yep, I'm all for it. Let's invade Norway!
                                                          Great, let's try to set a date.
                                                          Winters are pretty cold though, so might wanna schedule something for summer.

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                                                          • MSB
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                                                            • Jun 2003
                                                            • 2984

                                                            #30
                                                            it's gonna be another...trouble in the history if they do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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