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  • Basher
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2002
    • 1168
    #1

    A sunday joke

    A guy goes to his optician for an eye examination. They start talking as the optician is examing his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating."
    The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?"
    The optician says, "No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."
    my bum itches
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    • MassAppeal
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2003
      • 537
      #2
      hah, thats dirty.
      <a href="http://www.swoit.com/_270c2fc64b15b094a35492ee5bbfaae3/1"><img src="http://www.swoit.com/_270c2fc64b15b094aab68e286ae87b30/1" border="0" width="120" height="60"></img></a>

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        • Coyote
          Drinker of Scotch
          • May 2003
          • 236
          #3
          From a recent email...

          From a contest on Long Island. The requirements were to use the two words Lewinsky (The Intern) and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in a limerick.

          And the winning entry:

          Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
          What Kaczynski must surely have known:
          That an intern is better
          Than a bomb in a letter
          When deciding how best to be blown.


          Monica Lewinsky turned 28. It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees.
          Ethernet Servers

          Quote:
          CS: Linux can pretty much run on a potato. Which is a GOOD thing.

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            • smack
              Push Porn Like Weight.
              • Mar 2002
              • 10652
              #4
              i'd give that a 3.
              Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                • DarkJedi
                  No Refunds Issued.
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 28301
                  #5
                  i got crabs.

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                    • OzKaNoz
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 1834
                      #6


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