Kobe's new endorsements

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  • Maz
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2003
    • 135

    #1

    Kobe's new endorsements

    Kobe is now a compensated endorser of the following products.

    - EPT<SUP><FONT SIZE="-1">TM</FONT></SUP> pregnancy tests
    - Pepper Mace<SUP><FONT SIZE="-1">TM</FONT></SUP> Defense Spray
    - Peerless<SUP><FONT SIZE="-1">TM</FONT></SUP> Handcuffs

    Watch for his upcoming movie "How to Lose Your Really Fucking Hot Young Wife Who Probably Keeps Her Pussy Immaculately Shaved... In 1 Day"
    t-minus whenever it feels right
  • Flow
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2002
    • 518

    #2
    No dude, this new sponsor is gonna be Trojan condoms

    Flow

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    • kmanrox
      aka K-Man
      • Oct 2001
      • 29295

      #3
      Originally posted by Maz
      Kobe is now a compensated endorser of the following products.

      - EPT<SUP><FONT SIZE="-1">TM</FONT></SUP> pregnancy tests
      - Pepper Mace<SUP><FONT SIZE="-1">TM</FONT></SUP> Defense Spray
      - Peerless<SUP><FONT SIZE="-1">TM</FONT></SUP> Handcuffs

      Watch for his upcoming movie "How to Lose Your Really Fucking Hot Young Wife Who Probably Keeps Her Pussy Immaculately Shaved... In 1 Day"
      ahahaaz
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      • Drake
        Hello world!
        • Mar 2003
        • 12508

        #4
        lol

        Reality is crazier than fiction. Your prediction may just come true.

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        • cherrylula
          lol
          • Jan 2002
          • 15969

          #5
          how about monogamy for dummies?

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          • eiht_98
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2001
            • 6103

            #6
            I just saw the press release...his wife looks very hot...damn it..anyone has any pictures of her

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            • MassAppeal
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2003
              • 537

              #7
              negative or not, with all the attention kobe is getting, i wouldnt doubt if he really got some more sponsors
              <a href="http://www.swoit.com/_270c2fc64b15b094a35492ee5bbfaae3/1"><img src="http://www.swoit.com/_270c2fc64b15b094aab68e286ae87b30/1" border="0" width="120" height="60"></img></a>

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              • SYNIKAL
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2003
                • 1795

                #8
                Kobe will more then likely settle outta court, other wise call him the Mike Tyson of Boxing
                ...........

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                • MetaMan
                  I AM WEB 2.0
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 28682

                  #9
                  FUCK HIS WIFE!
                  another scandolous bitch, she married him got pregnant asap knowing that she would b set and have enough moola to pay people to take care of the kids.

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