Freaky.
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Irish Toasts:
Here?s to fine wine, women, and song.
And here?s to workdays that aren?t too long.
Here?s to shoes that always fit.
And here?s to you, you silly shit!
Of all my favorite things to do,
the utmost is to have a brew.
My love grows for my foamy friend,
with each thirst-quenching elbow bend.
Beer's so frothy, smooth and cold--
It's paradise--pure liquid gold.
Yes, beer means many things to me...
That's all for now, I gotta pee!
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let?s all get drunk, and go to heaven!
--Old Irish toast