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What did the Irish leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip
His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning
Finnegan.
"Did she say anything before she died?" asked the sergeant.
"She spoke without interruption for about forty years," said the
Irishman.
Finnegan was visiting in London. One night after several hours of pouring pint after pint, he decides he best be getting home to his wife lest she be wating on the doorstep to whack him with a broom. It was well after midnight when he finds himself down the subway, and He comes to an escalator.
The sign on it reads "Dogs must be carried on the escalator"
Finnegan says "Oye, where am I gonna find a dog at this hour?"
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