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An Irishman has been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally tells him the bar is closing, so the Irishman gets up to leave and falls flat on his face.
He tries to stand again, same result. So he decides to crawl outside, get some fresh air and maybe that'll sober him up. Once outside, he tries to stand and again, falls on his face.
Frustrated, he decides to crawl the four blocks home. When he arrives at the door he again tries to stand and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door and into the bedroom. When he reaches his bed, he again tries to stand. This time he manages to pull himself upright, but quickly falls into the bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow.
Next morning, he awakens to his wife shouting: "SO YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN!"
Putting on an innocent look, bluffing as best he can, he says, "What makes you say that, my dear?"
"The pub just called. You left your wheelchair there again!"
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