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  • Col. Beauford D. Horton
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2004
    • 140

    #1

    Today was a good day

    Woke up at 1:30pm, walked over to Heavenly and skiied a few slush runs (its warm up here). Now I'm sitting in my rental in front of my laptop with 1/2 a bottle of wine in me.. got the log fire burning.. shrimp, chicken & salmon on the BBQ, pasta in the pot, hot tub warming up to 95, and my girl on the way over with some weed.

    Thank you, Jesus, for pornography.
    Its coming.
  • Fletch XXX
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    • Jan 2002
    • 60840

    #2

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    • Col. Beauford D. Horton
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2004
      • 140

      #3
      Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God
      I don't know but today seems kinda odd
      No barking from the dog, no smog
      And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
      I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
      Finally got a call from a girl wanna dig out
      Hooked it up for later as I hit the dough
      Thinking will i live, another twenty-fo'
      I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
      And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
      Had to stop at a red light
      Looking in my mirror not a jacker in sight
      And everything is alright

      I got a beep from Kim and she can fuck all night
      Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
      Which court, are y'all playin basketball?
      Get me on the court and I'm trouble
      Last week fucked around and got a triple double
      Freaking brothers every way like M.J.
      I can't believe, today was a good day
      Drove to the pad and hit the showers
      Didn't even get no static from the cowards
      Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me
      Saw the police and they rolled right past me
      No flexin, didn't even look in a niggaz direction
      as I ran the intersection.

      Went to Short Dog's house, they was watchin yo on TV Raps
      What's the haps on the craps
      Shake em up, shake em up, shake em up, shake em
      Roll em in a circle of niggaz and watch me break em
      With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
      Seven even back do' little Joe
      I picked up the cash flow
      Then we played bones, and I'm yellin domino
      Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A.

      Today was a good day

      Left my niggaz house paid
      Picked up a girl been tryin to fuck since the twelve grade
      It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
      The Lakers beat the Supersonics
      I felt on the big fat fanny
      Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
      And my dick runs deep, so deep, so deep
      put her ass to sleep
      Woke her up around one
      she didn't hesitate, to call Ice Cube the top gun
      Drove her to the pad and I'm coasting
      Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion
      I was glad everything had worked out
      Dropped her ass off, then I chirped out
      Today was like one of those fly dreams
      Didn't even see a berry flashing those high beams

      No helicopter looking for a murder
      Two in the morning got the fat burger
      Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp

      And it read Ice Cube's a pimp

      Drunk as hell but no throwing up
      Half way home and my pager still blowing up
      Today I didn't even have to use my A.K.
      I got to say it was a good day.

      Hey wait, wait a minute fool
      Stop the shit
      What the fuck am I thinking about?
      Its coming.

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      • raster
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2003
        • 784

        #4
        Life is good

        Originally posted by Col. Beauford D. Horton
        Woke up at 1:30pm, walked over to Heavenly and skiied a few slush runs (its warm up here). Now I'm sitting in my rental in front of my laptop with 1/2 a bottle of wine in me.. got the log fire burning.. shrimp, chicken & salmon on the BBQ, pasta in the pot, hot tub warming up to 95, and my girl on the way over with some weed.

        Thank you, Jesus, for pornography.

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        • Fletch XXX
          GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
          • Jan 2002
          • 60840

          #5
          Heres to beers, herbs and cheers.


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          • Fletch XXX
            GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
            • Jan 2002
            • 60840

            #6
            i am uploading something for you.

            stay tuned.


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            • mrgica
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2004
              • 2169

              #7
              What a fuck is wrong with you man??
              Fuck it dude, lets go bowling

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              • cashman
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2004
                • 898

                #8
                Good deal, enjoy

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                • Fletch XXX
                  GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 60840

                  #9
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