I was crossing the street trying to get to my car in a residential area when this cab driver jets in towards me. It's been raining all day and there's puddles everywhere so for me it's get hit by the cab or jump in the water. I wave at the cabbie but nothing, this guy comes within an inch and almost hits me. I tap him on the hood as he passes. I guess he didn't like that.
He stops the car, opens the door and looks like he wants a fight. Then he realizes there's a 200lb bald crazy Transylvanian coming at him about to tear his head open. So this mofo gets back in his car and starts backing up towards me.
Fuck, this gets me mad as hell (like I wasn't fuming already) and I start chasing his ass get right by his window and we have a bit of a verbal 'scuffle'. So he takes off and then backs up on me AGAIN. I can see this guy's eyes in the mirror, and he's out to kill me.
I duck but with all the water on the ground, I can't avoid him as he's maneuvering the backing up and finally hits me in the arm before taking off.
A dozen witnesses, including a friend who was strangely talking to me from his apartment window at the same time, got his license plate number, cops showed up and I guess they're pursuing this fool.
Meanwhile I got an X-ray done and nothing's broken but my arm hurts as hell if it wasn't for the Vicadin =)
I'm feeling a little guilty for provoking this but man, trying to hurt someone in a 2 ton vehicle, right in front of my house, this is crazy.
Edit: Oh yeah I forgot, I fell in the fucking puddle also, that was insult to injury in the purest sense.
He stops the car, opens the door and looks like he wants a fight. Then he realizes there's a 200lb bald crazy Transylvanian coming at him about to tear his head open. So this mofo gets back in his car and starts backing up towards me.
Fuck, this gets me mad as hell (like I wasn't fuming already) and I start chasing his ass get right by his window and we have a bit of a verbal 'scuffle'. So he takes off and then backs up on me AGAIN. I can see this guy's eyes in the mirror, and he's out to kill me.
I duck but with all the water on the ground, I can't avoid him as he's maneuvering the backing up and finally hits me in the arm before taking off.
A dozen witnesses, including a friend who was strangely talking to me from his apartment window at the same time, got his license plate number, cops showed up and I guess they're pursuing this fool.
Meanwhile I got an X-ray done and nothing's broken but my arm hurts as hell if it wasn't for the Vicadin =)
I'm feeling a little guilty for provoking this but man, trying to hurt someone in a 2 ton vehicle, right in front of my house, this is crazy.
Edit: Oh yeah I forgot, I fell in the fucking puddle also, that was insult to injury in the purest sense.
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