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  • Undutchable
    Registered User
    • Jun 2002
    • 2217
    #1

    10 things this board could do without

    10) Lawrence Connor
    9) Constant ass-sucking and 13 year old behavior towards female board members and camgirls. She's never gonna fuck you, accept it.
    8) Blatant content provider spam
    7) Juicylinks mentions of his penis and love making skills
    6) SexEducation
    5) Jew-, Muslim-, Negro-, Caucasian-, Europe- and America bashing.
    4) Characters that are way too fucking obvious
    3) Comments about link hotten. It's old.
    2) Stupid broke ass newbie sheep collectively sucking up to a few big players. They're never gonna pay you a fucking cent so get back to work and stop sucking cock.

    And the number one thing this forum could definitely miss:
    1) Internet gangs.
    Last edited by Undutchable; 07-17-2003, 07:05 PM.
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    • Undutchable
      Registered User
      • Jun 2002
      • 2217
      #2
      Now bring on the replies saying that I forgot to include myself in the list.

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        • FlyingIguana
          aspiring banker
          • Mar 2002
          • 10870
          #3

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            • dirtyone
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2002
              • 3706
              #4
              Originally posted by Undutchable

              9) Constant ass-sucking and 13 year old behavior towards female board members and camgirls. She's never gonna fuck you, accept it.
              It could happen.

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                • mach
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2003
                  • 281
                  #5
                  what about

                  im drunk threads everyday theres one

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                    • dirtyone
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 3706
                      #6
                      Originally posted by mach
                      what about

                      im drunk threads everyday theres one

                      That reminds me... I need a beer.

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                        • Spunky
                          I need a beer
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 133978
                          #7
                          You

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                            • cezam
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 1363
                              #8
                              Well, I for sure <B>CAN NOT</B> do without:

                              7) Juicylinks mentions of his penis and love making skills

                              That's for sure

                              LOL

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                                • Gutterboy
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 4751
                                  #9
                                  Sorry, but #1, #5, and #7 have to go. Some of the funniest threads I've seen have been over webmaster gangs and racism. I'm also a juicylinks fan

                                  You could replace the current #1 with yourself

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                                    • LadyMischief
                                      Orgasms N Such!
                                      • Sep 2002
                                      • 18135
                                      #10
                                      You forgot yourself, dude :P

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                                        • ytcracker
                                          stc is the greatest
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 12403
                                          #11
                                          i am great (american) pornstar who likes/liked (girls) ~LC

                                          do any hot camgirls want to fuck me?
                                          www.superfuckignhotdamnitcontent.com
                                          i got a big dick and im a guido
                                          btw this is NOT child porn
                                          fuck you negro jew american asian euros
                                          dr phil likes disco music
                                          quit link hotten my shit
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                                            • juicylinks
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 122992
                                              #12
                                              I have been jelqing for 5 days now and my cock is big and meaty

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                                                • Undutchable
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                  • 2217
                                                  #13
                                                  I'll never leave this board.

                                                  If I stay long enough, the big players will make me rich. And I'm betting that I can get into the sack with Lady Mischief too.

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                                                    • Pipecrew
                                                      Master of Gfy.com
                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                      • 14888
                                                      #14
                                                      I sorta miss those posts "I LOVE YOU SHEMP, YOU ACCEPTED MY GALLERIES AND I GOT 75 SALES!!! IN THE FIRST HOUR!!"

                                                      what happened to all those posts! shemp are you denying galleries like crazy or something? haha

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                                                        • [Labret]
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • May 2001
                                                          • 10945
                                                          #15
                                                          make me a mod, Ill clean this motherfucker out with a level of intolerance not witnessed since the spanish inquisition.

                                                          that includes you ya fucking clog wearing bitch.

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                                                            • D-man
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                              • 1291
                                                              #16
                                                              10 thing threads - so what do I win

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                                                                • Undutchable
                                                                  Registered User
                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                  • 2217
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by [Labret]
                                                                  make me a mod, Ill clean this motherfucker out with a level of intolerance not witnessed since the spanish inquisition.

                                                                  that includes you ya fucking clog wearing bitch.
                                                                  I like the dirty talk, keep it up twink boy

                                                                  Oh, and don't hold your breath, juicylinks will be a mod before you and we both know that's never gonna happen.

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                                                                    • evildick
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Lawrence Connor should be #1. I've never wanted to beat a person that I've never met so badly.

                                                                      I don't care if it's a character or a joke or what. Whoever is responsible for those posts needs to have their nose broken.

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                                                                        • Mr. Jim
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                          • 4372
                                                                          #19
                                                                          10) Lawrence Connor

                                                                          9) Bad thug waana be's

                                                                          8) Self-indulgent look at how smart I am everyone listen to my opinion douche bags who are hypocrites every time they open the cock holster they use to talk with

                                                                          7) Self important listen to my list types who resemble everything they claim they dislike

                                                                          6) People who get caught up on the little guy who supply the very back bone of this industry

                                                                          5) Disclaimers that are thrown out in an immediate defense so you get the self satisfaction of see I told you so

                                                                          4) Fucking whiney threads

                                                                          3) NOOB bashing

                                                                          2) Jaded hanger ons who cannot come to terms with the fact that as in life when new people are born every day... new webmasters join this community every day. Fucking deal with it. Lead, follow, or get the fuck out of the way, just stop fucking crying about it.

                                                                          And the number one thing this forum could definitely miss:
                                                                          1) Mr Smarty Pants everyone should be just like me types

                                                                          edit was to space better so a point is not skipped
                                                                          .
                                                                          Last edited by Mr. Jim; 07-17-2003, 07:32 PM.

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                                                                            • [Labret]
                                                                              Registered User
                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                              • 10945
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Undutchable


                                                                              I like the dirty talk, keep it up twink boy

                                                                              Oh, and don't hold your breath, juicylinks will be a mod before you and we both know that's never gonna happen.
                                                                              Im not a twink, Im more of a "cub". Im glad you like to think of me as a hairless teen boy, colon puncher.

                                                                              Ill force all you idiots into my virtual Auschwitz and force you to crank out galleries and banners for minimal posting privs. And no longer will you be allowed to post under stupid nicks like Undutchable, you will now be known as 14456998, get in line and stick out your wrist tulip ******, its tattoo time.

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                                                                                • sexyavs
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                  • 615
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  It should eliminate post counts...

                                                                                  Or not count a post till there are more characters than just a:

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                                                                                    • BRISK
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                      • 12240
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      You forgot:

                                                                                      - ******* and goatse.cx pics

                                                                                      - "format c:"

                                                                                      - "I fucked her/him"

                                                                                      - swoit sigs
                                                                                      I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                                                                                      I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                                                                                        • SleazyDream
                                                                                          I'm here for SPORT
                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                          • 41470
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          who the fuck are you?
                                                                                          This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                                          Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                                            • Ironhorse
                                                                                              Pixel Pusher
                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                              • 7094
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Undutchable
                                                                                              And the number one thing this forum could definitely miss:
                                                                                              1) Internet gangs.
                                                                                              Ok boys! Tear him up!
                                                                                              [email protected]

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                                                                                                • =^..^=
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                                  • 6935
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Undutchable

                                                                                                  9) Constant ass-sucking and 13 year old behavior towards female board members and camgirls. She's never gonna fuck you, accept it.
                                                                                                  haha - you obviously missed the gfy party tub fun
                                                                                                  #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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                                                                                                    • SykkBoy2
                                                                                                      Jesus loves bacon
                                                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                                                      • 19969
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Undutchable
                                                                                                      10) Lawrence Connor
                                                                                                      9) Constant ass-sucking and 13 year old behavior towards female board members and camgirls. She's never gonna fuck you, accept it.
                                                                                                      8) Blatant content provider spam
                                                                                                      7) Juicylinks mentions of his penis and love making skills
                                                                                                      6) SexEducation
                                                                                                      5) Jew-, Muslim-, Negro-, Caucasian-, Europe- and America bashing.
                                                                                                      4) Characters that are way too fucking obvious
                                                                                                      3) Comments about link hotten. It's old.
                                                                                                      2) Stupid broke ass newbie sheep collectively sucking up to a few big players. They're never gonna pay you a fucking cent so get back to work and stop sucking cock.

                                                                                                      And the number one thing this forum could definitely miss:
                                                                                                      1) Internet gangs.
                                                                                                      fuck, then this place will only get 3 posts and 11 replies per week.....
                                                                                                      Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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                                                                                                        • eiht_98
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                                          • 6103
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Undutchable
                                                                                                          10) Lawrence Connor
                                                                                                          9) Constant ass-sucking and 13 year old behavior towards female board members and camgirls. She's never gonna fuck you, accept it.
                                                                                                          8) Blatant content provider spam
                                                                                                          7) Juicylinks mentions of his penis and love making skills
                                                                                                          6) SexEducation
                                                                                                          5) Jew-, Muslim-, Negro-, Caucasian-, Europe- and America bashing.
                                                                                                          4) Characters that are way too fucking obvious
                                                                                                          3) Comments about link hotten. It's old.
                                                                                                          2) Stupid broke ass newbie sheep collectively sucking up to a few big players. They're never gonna pay you a fucking cent so get back to work and stop sucking cock.

                                                                                                          And the number one thing this forum could definitely miss:
                                                                                                          1) Internet gangs.
                                                                                                          you have too much time

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                                                                                                            • Jakke PNG
                                                                                                              ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                                                              • Nov 2001
                                                                                                              • 20306
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              I don't belong here.
                                                                                                              ..and I'm off.

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                                                                                                                • MikeEP
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                  • 464
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by mach
                                                                                                                  what about

                                                                                                                  im drunk threads everyday theres one

                                                                                                                  Ah yes..the old, "look at me, i need people to think i'm cool" threads.

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                                                                                                                    • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                                                      Now with more Jayne
                                                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                      • 40077
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      and what would be left of GFY if all of those things were removed?

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                                                                                                                        • the Shemp
                                                                                                                          congrats to the winners
                                                                                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                                                                                          • 10891
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Pipecrew

                                                                                                                          what happened to all those posts! shemp are you denying galleries like crazy or something? haha
                                                                                                                          no, i ran out of money
                                                                                                                          i use Vacares...so should you
                                                                                                                          Submit your picture galleries to my site...Outlaw TGP

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                                                                                                                            • KRL
                                                                                                                              Entrepreneur
                                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                              • 31429
                                                                                                                              #32
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                                                                                                                                • Undutchable
                                                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 2217
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                                                                  who the fuck are you?
                                                                                                                                  I'm the one who will be paying your bills soon.

                                                                                                                                  Be nice fucker.

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                                                                                                                                    • Reak
                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 17920
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Undutchable


                                                                                                                                      I'm the one who will be paying your bills soon.

                                                                                                                                      Be nice fucker.
                                                                                                                                      Sounds nice

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                                                                                                                                        • alienpower
                                                                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 19
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          hahahaha ... you should start your own board man ...

                                                                                                                                          and you should select the elite of the wms ...

                                                                                                                                          this will make you feel more important and cool ... as you THINK you are

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                                                                                                                                            • Paul Markham
                                                                                                                                              Too old to care
                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                              • 52942
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              8) Blatant content provider spam

                                                                                                                                              Like when does that happen?

                                                                                                                                              We supply useful industry information.



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                                                                                                                                                • The Other Steve
                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                                  • 2106
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by [Labret]


                                                                                                                                                  you will now be known as 14456998,
                                                                                                                                                  The Beagle Boys are coming to GFY
                                                                                                                                                  Left intentionally blank ... just like my brain

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                                                                                                                                                    • Herb Kornfield
                                                                                                                                                      Is on the 1
                                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 4996
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Well, at least the "LikeWhoa is down threads" arent a problem anymore with their demise that happened earlier this summer.

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                                                                                                                                                        • flashfreak
                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                                          • 4396
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by charly
                                                                                                                                                          8) Blatant content provider spam

                                                                                                                                                          Like when does that happen?

                                                                                                                                                          We supply useful industry information.
                                                                                                                                                          imagine GFY if every member would suply "useful information" like you do...
                                                                                                                                                          SEO Mogul | ICQ: 163671223

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                                                                                                                                                            • richard
                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                                              • 543
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Tulip ******

                                                                                                                                                              lol

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                                                                                                                                                                • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                                                                                                                  WW4L
                                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                                  • 10581
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by richard
                                                                                                                                                                  Tulip ******

                                                                                                                                                                  lol

                                                                                                                                                                  I concur...most creative

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                                                                                                                                                                    • LadyMischief
                                                                                                                                                                      Orgasms N Such!
                                                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                                                      • 18135
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Undutchable
                                                                                                                                                                      I'll never leave this board.

                                                                                                                                                                      If I stay long enough, the big players will make me rich. And I'm betting that I can get into the sack with Lady Mischief too.
                                                                                                                                                                      My husband might have something to say about that :P

                                                                                                                                                                      ICQ 3522039
                                                                                                                                                                      Content Manager - orgasm.com
                                                                                                                                                                      [email protected]

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                                                                                                                                                                        • LadyMischief
                                                                                                                                                                          Orgasms N Such!
                                                                                                                                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                                                          • 18135
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by [Labret]
                                                                                                                                                                          make me a mod, Ill clean this motherfucker out with a level of intolerance not witnessed since the spanish inquisition.

                                                                                                                                                                          that includes you ya fucking clog wearing bitch.
                                                                                                                                                                          Dude, that I would fucking LOVE to see.

                                                                                                                                                                          ICQ 3522039
                                                                                                                                                                          Content Manager - orgasm.com
                                                                                                                                                                          [email protected]

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                                                                                                                                                                            • LadyMischief
                                                                                                                                                                              Orgasms N Such!
                                                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                                                              • 18135
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by [Labret]


                                                                                                                                                                              Im not a twink, Im more of a "cub". Im glad you like to think of me as a hairless teen boy, colon puncher.

                                                                                                                                                                              Ill force all you idiots into my virtual Auschwitz and force you to crank out galleries and banners for minimal posting privs. And no longer will you be allowed to post under stupid nicks like Undutchable, you will now be known as 14456998, get in line and stick out your wrist tulip ******, its tattoo time.
                                                                                                                                                                              i'm pretty sure I love you.. Need a Minister of Propeganda? I'll be your Goebbels baybeee.

                                                                                                                                                                              ICQ 3522039
                                                                                                                                                                              Content Manager - orgasm.com
                                                                                                                                                                              [email protected]

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                                                                                                                                                                                • directfiesta
                                                                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 30190
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by [Labret]


                                                                                                                                                                                  ....colon puncher.


                                                                                                                                                                                  LOL , how " poetic" ....

                                                                                                                                                                                  I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                                                                                                                                                                                  But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • southparkmexican
                                                                                                                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 33
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      to my hommies&THUGS
                                                                                                                                                                                      1 , John 1 luv
                                                                                                                                                                                      2,Pete your foe real

                                                                                                                                                                                      the rest of you bitch dont mater
                                                                                                                                                                                      Bradshaw your still a bitch


                                                                                                                                                                                      to rest your getto ant no harder then mine
                                                                                                                                                                                      the great white NORTH were it at

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