WANTED: Weapons of mass destruction.

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  • Sly_RJ
    Live Hard - Die Hard
    • Feb 2002
    • 17042

    #1

    WANTED: Weapons of mass destruction.

    Every time I try getting back into the States from Mexico the fucking border patrol sifts through everything in my trailer. I can't get shit through! I've already been busted twice for trying to transport some heavy shit.

    I've already got the rockets to launch the bitch. Now I need some ammo. It would be really sweet if someone could hook me up with a nuke, any size will do. I'll throw in a free 5 digit UIN if you can deliver to my front door.

    Help a terrorist out!
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  • thekebie
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2003
    • 1046

    #2
    Reported the FBI

    https://tips.fbi.gov/

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    • Micah - Drizunk
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2003
      • 759

      #3
      ive got paper clips. paper clips and rubber bands.
      I W1LL R0X0R U J00! PWNED!
      Sig was always too big...

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      • FlyingIguana
        aspiring banker
        • Mar 2002
        • 10870

        #4
        when you're crossing the border, show some leg

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        • cezam
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2003
          • 1363

          #5
          I can deliver spears of mass destruction, interested?

          <img src="http://democraticunderground.com/articles/03/07/12_spears.jpg">

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          • iwantchixx
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Oct 2002
            • 12860

            #6
            My penis is pretty destructive as well as detachable.. get a quot eon shipping costs and I will send it to ya.

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            • snipah7
              Confirmed User
              • May 2003
              • 781

              #7
              I don't get it!


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