Good story: I hit on a guys girlfriend

**HEARTBREAKER** · 07-16-2003, 05:26 PM

do you have pics of her?
good move man!!!!!!!!

**aflex** · 07-16-2003, 05:27 PM

arent you a fucking winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

**Ironhorse** · 07-16-2003, 05:28 PM

Why does every guy think that a girl talking to him means she wants to fuck him?

**Mr.Wong** · 07-16-2003, 05:32 PM

Her boyfriend probably stole some stuff and you didn't even see it.

**KingK7** · 07-16-2003, 05:34 PM

Another guy with a SWOIT sig working in a store.

**Ironhorse** · 07-16-2003, 05:34 PM

Originally posted by teenjump
She laughs and strokes my arm and winks at me.

Dude, at this point you should've tried to sell her the Swoit membership

**Dirty F** · 07-16-2003, 05:35 PM

Man this Swoit shit is really getting pathetic...

**SYNIKAL** · 07-16-2003, 05:36 PM

awesome

**hahmike** · 07-16-2003, 05:38 PM

uhhmm, congrats. or something. i guess.

didn't know burger king sold stereo equipment though.

**vegas2003** · 07-16-2003, 05:49 PM

Originally posted by teenjump
So this guy comes into the store today with his girl looking for stereo stuff.
She's gorgous. Not a FnC... she's an Italian with perfect breasts - and fantastic face and smile, and a waist and ass to die for.

So he's looking around with the other sales guy, and I walk up to her and we start chatting about him being a health nut. I say I respect him for that - and she says she likes her guys to be a little meaty, and then looks me up.
So I start putting my mac on. We talk about how it sucks when you eat take out. She said she would be always at Timmy Hoe's getting the sandwiches. I said I love the chilli, but wont eat it at work cause its bad for the customers.

She laughs and strokes my arm and winks at me.

At this point I'm ready to jump her - when her boyfriend comes over and notices what's going on. He ignores it.

He starts talking some more - and she bites her lip and says "See you again!"

I'm surprised noone has said "and then you woke up"yet

**teenjump** · 07-16-2003, 05:50 PM

Hey, I was impressed. I didn't say you had to be.

Haters.

**chodadog** · 07-16-2003, 05:54 PM

A girl talks to you, and you post about it on GFY? Sad man. Really, really sad.

**iwantchixx** · 07-16-2003, 05:57 PM

Originally posted by Ironhorse
Why does every guy think that a girl talking to him means she wants to fuck him?

Because it's true.

**teenjump** · 07-16-2003, 05:59 PM

Originally posted by chodadog
A girl talks to you, and you post about it on GFY? Sad man. Really, really sad.

I don't get laid. :D

**DatingGold** · 07-16-2003, 06:07 PM

she probably felt bad for you because you have a gimpy leg...

**archer** · 07-16-2003, 06:10 PM

Originally posted by DatingGold
she probably felt bad for you because you have a gimpy leg...

u forgot to talk about the most important part.... was the guy cute or what?

**teenjump** · 07-16-2003, 06:11 PM

Yeah - he was pretty good looking.
I on the other hand am 20 and look 11.

Gimpy leg? You mean gimpy penis. :p

**skrog** · 07-16-2003, 06:13 PM

Tap that ass

**Ironhorse** · 07-16-2003, 06:16 PM

Originally posted by teenjump

I don't get laid. :D

Really? We had no idea

**MassAppeal** · 07-16-2003, 06:16 PM

Originally posted by Battuss
Man this Swoit shit is really getting pathetic...

agreed, swoit is the worst

**Webby** · 07-16-2003, 06:18 PM

Good story: I hit on a guys girlfriend

Little things sometimes give a sense of achievement to little people

**tical** · 07-16-2003, 06:19 PM

She's just using you to get to me

**archer** · 07-16-2003, 06:22 PM

Originally posted by teenjump
Yeah - he was pretty good looking.
I on the other hand am 20 and look 11.

Gimpy leg? You mean gimpy penis. :p

gimpy penis?

hmm... do mean of those penii with the oversize head that makes your cock look like a wierd mushroom?

or one of the cool dicks with a nice little 'hook' in it....that makes it hit everything just right?

**TurboAngel** · 07-16-2003, 06:23 PM

Originally posted by Ironhorse
Why does every guy think that a girl talking to him means she wants to fuck him?

**teenjump** · 07-16-2003, 06:25 PM

or one of the cool dicks with a nice little 'hook' in it....that makes it hit everything just right?

Curved to the left and curved up.
Not much to the left, just enough to notice.

**archer** · 07-16-2003, 06:29 PM

Originally posted by teenjump

Curved to the left and curved up.
Not much to the left, just enough to notice.

the girls(and boys) must just love it if they know wha'ts good for them

post a pic!

**MetaMan** · 07-16-2003, 06:31 PM

Originally posted by teenjump
So this guy comes into the store today with his girl looking for stereo stuff.
She's gorgous. Not a FnC... she's an Italian with perfect breasts - and fantastic face and smile, and a waist and ass to die for.

So he's looking around with the other sales guy, and I walk up to her and we start chatting about him being a health nut. I say I respect him for that - and she says she likes her guys to be a little meaty, and then looks me up.
So I start putting my mac on. We talk about how it sucks when you eat take out. She said she would be always at Timmy Hoe's getting the sandwiches. I said I love the chilli, but wont eat it at work cause its bad for the customers.

She laughs and strokes my arm and winks at me.

At this point I'm ready to jump her - when her boyfriend comes over and notices what's going on. He ignores it.

He starts talking some more - and she bites her lip and says "See you again!"

i would have smashed ur lil techy face in,
dont be a bitch and take used meat because your too ugly to get fresh ones.

**teenjump** · 07-16-2003, 06:33 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

i would have smashed ur lil techy face in,
dont be a bitch and take used meat because your too ugly to get fresh ones.

I'll take it any fucking way I can get it.
Nuff said.

**SCJason** · 07-16-2003, 06:36 PM

Originally posted by Mr.Wong
Her boyfriend probably stole some stuff and you didn't even see it.

EXACTLY !!!!!!!!!!

**teenjump** · 07-16-2003, 06:42 PM

Other sales guy was with him.

**saltricter** · 07-16-2003, 06:59 PM

Pimpin' aint easy, but it sure is fun. Good work, but why do fit women like overweight guys. I haven't met any chicks that dug out of shape dudes.

**ldinternet** · 07-16-2003, 07:02 PM

Women just love a man in uniform.

<img src="http://www.couponpages.com/clipart/mcdonalds-ronald-c-160x265.jpg">

**ThePornGuy** · 07-16-2003, 07:12 PM

Probably a pathetic attempt to make her boyfriend jealous

**archer** · 07-16-2003, 09:24 PM

damn teen jump no pic? that sucks

**Why** · 07-16-2003, 09:32 PM

this thread is wrong in so many ways... one being all the swoit shit, im gonna put all those banners servers on the black list now.

**B Sandwich** · 07-16-2003, 09:49 PM

anyone else notice that teenjump and archer seem to be flirting with each other?

**teenjump** · 07-16-2003, 09:56 PM

Hey, he started it. I am not gay.

**NoCarrier** · 07-16-2003, 10:01 PM

WHAT THE FUCK MAN!?!?!?!?

You never watched The Sopranos? Now Have you?

Poor bastard..

**queer** · 07-16-2003, 10:01 PM

Originally posted by Mr.Wong
Her boyfriend probably stole some stuff and you didn't even see it.

LOL yeah, any stuff missing?

You got "owned" man

**Gimmy** · 07-16-2003, 10:02 PM

Originally posted by NoCarrier
WHAT THE FUCK MAN!?!?!?!?

You never watched The Sopranos? Now Have you?

Poor bastard..

what about the Sopranos?

**teenjump** · 07-16-2003, 10:07 PM

Originally posted by queer

LOL yeah, any stuff missing?
You got "owned" man

I got owned? read the whole fucking thread, wanker.
I said other sales person was with him.

**queer** · 07-16-2003, 10:09 PM

Originally posted by teenjump

I got owned? read the whole fucking thread, wanker.
I said other sales person was with him.

He was in it too?

**zzgundamnzz** · 07-16-2003, 10:23 PM

Originally posted by queer

He was in it too?

The boyfriend was probably hitting on the other sales person.

**queer** · 07-16-2003, 10:29 PM

Or the other sales person was hitting on the boyfriend.
What a store, their services include free hits

Good story: I hit on a guys girlfriend

Good story: I hit on a guys girlfriend

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