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  • D-man
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 1291
    #1

    What's the dumbest spam email pitch!

    I got one the other day for African Wood - And no headless not cock - no shit actual hard wood from africa - it's a rough day as a spammer when you have to resort to selling wood


    Honorable Mention for most annoying is a tie between Traffic Magnet and Norton System Works -

    I for one will never ever buy a Norton Product after all the spams
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    • Headless
      Registered User
      • Jan 2001
      • 26727
      #2
      <img src="http://headlessthumbs.com/jesuslovesyou.gif">

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        • jaYMan
          peace&profit,
          • Jan 2001
          • 4885
          #3
          I bought it but had to uninstall it several months later... ate up way too much resources ;/

          Now I stick to ZoneAlarm and a few really good spyware progs ;)
          peace&profit,
          jaYMan

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            • jaYMan
              peace&profit,
              • Jan 2001
              • 4885
              #4
              As far as dumb emails go, I'd say the one from the guy in NIarobi who wanted me to introduce him to people in the porn biz, he wanted to be a male model.
              peace&profit,
              jaYMan

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                • D-man
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 1291
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Headless
                  <img src="http://headlessthumbs.com/jesuslovesyou.gif">
                  Hey I own a buddy Jesus and thats not funny

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                    • Headless
                      Registered User
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 26727
                      #6
                      That might not be funny, but this is.......


                      <img src="http://www.headlessthumbs.com/ywso2.jpg">

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                        • D-man
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 1291
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Headless
                          That might not be funny, but this is.......


                          <img src="http://www.headlessthumbs.com/ywso2.jpg">
                          yes you are right my Grande sized friend! that is funny

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                            • Headless
                              Registered User
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 26727
                              #8
                              Grande?

                              This aint tacobell son! Get in the kitchen and bake me some pie bitch!

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                                • D-man
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 1291
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Headless
                                  Grande?

                                  This aint tacobell son! Get in the kitchen and bake me some pie bitch!
                                  Grande or Extra Grande = stop feeding your pie hole toco's -momo

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                                    • D-man
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2001
                                      • 1291
                                      #10
                                      I can start a D-man headless and jayman thread - we can call it small medium and extra Grande

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                                        • Headless
                                          Registered User
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 26727
                                          #11
                                          Yeah but one of us would have no toppings mr. clean...

                                          MUAHHAHA

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                                            • jaYMan
                                              peace&profit,
                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 4885
                                              #12
                                              you guys are tossers.
                                              peace&profit,
                                              jaYMan

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                                                • D-man
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                  • 1291
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by jaYMan
                                                  you guys are tossers.
                                                  tossers hahaha - hey Jay be the pivot man

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                                                    • iroc409
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                      • 4728
                                                      #14
                                                      i have these lame ass guys that are spamming the fuck out of me for some goofy design company. they keep trying to sell me a logo. bleh, i tried emailing the company telling them they need to stop their affiliates spamming. but, they pay no attention. it was definitely not opt-in, either.
                                                      <a href="http://www.iroc409.com/"><img src="http://www.iroc409.com/adv/120x60.gif" border=0></a>


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                                                        • PenetratinP
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 2689
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by jaYMan
                                                          As far as dumb emails go, I'd say the one from the guy in NIarobi who wanted me to introduce him to people in the porn biz, he wanted to be a male model.

                                                          lawrence connor?

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                                                            • High Quality
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                              • 5741
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by jaYMan
                                                              I bought it but had to uninstall it several months later... ate up way too much resources ;/

                                                              Now I stick to ZoneAlarm and a few really good spyware progs ;)
                                                              And I thought you were talking about african wood.

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                                                                • D-man
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                  • 1291
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by iroc409
                                                                  i have these lame ass guys that are spamming the fuck out of me for some goofy design company. they keep trying to sell me a logo. bleh, i tried emailing the company telling them they need to stop their affiliates spamming. but, they pay no attention. it was definitely not opt-in, either.
                                                                  I think thats headless sending the logo design emails

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                                                                    • SykkBoy2
                                                                      Jesus loves bacon
                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                      • 19969
                                                                      #18
                                                                      I hate the bitch wants to date me and when i get to her site, she wants me to pay money to see her on her webcam...fucking whores!

                                                                      Whores, i tell ya!

                                                                      Yer all a bunch of fucking whores too

                                                                      you fucking whores

                                                                      sorry, I went Mamet there for a second...
                                                                      Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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                                                                        • Headless
                                                                          Registered User
                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                          • 26727
                                                                          #19
                                                                          jay's a whore?

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                                                                            • D-man
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                              • 1291
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by SykkBoy2
                                                                              I hate the bitch wants to date me and when i get to her site, she wants me to pay money to see her on her webcam...fucking whores!

                                                                              Whores, i tell ya!

                                                                              Yer all a bunch of fucking whores too

                                                                              you fucking whores

                                                                              sorry, I went Mamet there for a second...
                                                                              Sykk hit the pipe and shut up

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                                                                                • SykkBoy2
                                                                                  Jesus loves bacon
                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                  • 19969
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by D-man


                                                                                  Sykk hit the pipe and shut up
                                                                                  I'm ok, I just saw glengarry glen ross again and that movie gets me all Mamet


                                                                                  ever notice David Mamet does a lot of repetition in his dialogue?
                                                                                  Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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                                                                                    • D-man
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                                      • 1291
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      These are from today!

                                                                                      -----------------------------------------------------
                                                                                      ----- Original Message -----
                                                                                      From: Rich
                                                                                      To: [email protected]
                                                                                      Sent: Tuesday, July 15, 2003 11:14 PM
                                                                                      Subject: Partnership With plradult.com


                                                                                      Hi, this is Rich from MidnightCash.com. I'm interested in forming a partnership with your site plradult.com to promote our new line of sites. Please let me know, Thanks,

                                                                                      Rich
                                                                                      Midnight Cash

                                                                                      http://www.MidnightCash.com
                                                                                      [email protected]
                                                                                      AIM: Rich Midnight
                                                                                      ICQ: 294626757

                                                                                      -----------------------------------------------------
                                                                                      and
                                                                                      -----------------------------------------------------
                                                                                      ----- Original Message -----
                                                                                      From: "Rich" <[email protected]>
                                                                                      To: <[email protected]>
                                                                                      Sent: Tuesday, July 15, 2003 11:17 PM
                                                                                      Subject: Partnership With vegashardcore.com


                                                                                      Content-Type: text/html
                                                                                      X-Subscribed-Addr: [email protected]

                                                                                      Hi, this is Rich from MidnightCash.com. I'm interested in forming a partnership with your site vegashardcore.com to promote our new line of sites. Please let me know, Thanks,<br>
                                                                                      <br>
                                                                                      Rich<br>
                                                                                      Midnight Cash<br>
                                                                                      <br>
                                                                                      http://www.MidnightCash.com<br>
                                                                                      [email protected]<br>
                                                                                      AIM: Rich Midnight<br>
                                                                                      ICQ: 294626757<br>
                                                                                      -----------------------------------------
                                                                                      seems he wants to be my partner - hahaha

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                                                                                        • D-man
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                          • 1291
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by SykkBoy2


                                                                                          I'm ok, I just saw glengarry glen ross again and that movie gets me all Mamet


                                                                                          ever notice David Mamet does a lot of repetition in his dialogue?
                                                                                          Sykk - Yes he does and I was kidding you

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                                                                                            • SykkBoy2
                                                                                              Jesus loves bacon
                                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                                              • 19969
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by D-man


                                                                                              Sykk - Yes he does and I was kidding you
                                                                                              I know

                                                                                              I just forgot I was on a webmaster board and not a movie forum and not sure if anyone would have gotten the Mamet reference ;-)
                                                                                              Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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                                                                                                • mastamindz
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                                  • 3547
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Im getting sick of that stupid "Flash logo" email. I get about 10 a day.
                                                                                                  If you click here, you will make money.

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                                                                                                    • D-man
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                                                      • 1291
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by SykkBoy2


                                                                                                      I know

                                                                                                      I just forgot I was on a webmaster board and not a movie forum and not sure if anyone would have gotten the Mamet reference ;-)
                                                                                                      probably not anyone but me but I have seen it like 30 times

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                                                                                                        • D-man
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                                          • 1291
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Headless
                                                                                                          That might not be funny, but this is.......


                                                                                                          <img src="http://www.headlessthumbs.com/ywso2.jpg">
                                                                                                          yes and worthy of a nice bump - ; )

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                                                                                                            • lock
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                                                              • 5065
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by jaYMan
                                                                                                              you guys are tossers.
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                                                                                                                • bhutocracy
                                                                                                                  Not making A Comeback
                                                                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                  • 10218
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by mastamindz
                                                                                                                  Im getting sick of that stupid "Flash logo" email. I get about 10 a day.
                                                                                                                  yeah.. fuck those guys are annoying

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                                                                                                                    • Toker
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                      • 891
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      With me it's the few hundred a week asking
                                                                                                                      Tired Of Spam?"
                                                                                                                      PeaceAlive and kicking

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                                                                                                                        • D-man
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                          • 1291
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Toker
                                                                                                                          With me it's the few hundred a week asking
                                                                                                                          Tired Of Spam?"
                                                                                                                          Not the brightest idea, huh. Only a spammer would put himself out of business by selling spam prevention software. Almost as bad as cookie removing evidence software!

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                                                                                                                            • D-man
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                              • 1291
                                                                                                                              #32
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                                                                                                                                • DrGuile
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 2025
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  the latest 24/7 live spam got me a good laugh.

                                                                                                                                  THey have 90x120 thumbnails of their models in the email, but the image is in fact like 1200x1400, with the dimensions in the 'img' tag.

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                                                                                                                                    • DrGuile
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 2025
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      here,

                                                                                                                                      this image is DIRECTLY in the email. displayed in 120x90

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                                                                                                                                        • D-man
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 1291
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by DrGuile
                                                                                                                                          here,

                                                                                                                                          this image is DIRECTLY in the email. displayed in 120x90
                                                                                                                                          Thats fucking cool - now we have to keep this thread going -

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                                                                                                                                            • traffictrader
                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 1331
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              I like her genital herpes outbreak!!!


                                                                                                                                              Chicks with herpes are HOT!

                                                                                                                                              Last edited by traffictrader; 07-16-2003, 11:19 AM.

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                                                                                                                                                • D-man
                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                                  • 1291
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  wait look at the sore next to her pussy - yuck

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                                                                                                                                                    • pornguy
                                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                      • 62910
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      I got a spam e-mail today and the entire thing was in chinese.

                                                                                                                                                      No photos or images, just a bunch of lines...



                                                                                                                                                      At least I think it was spam!
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                                                                                                                                                        • MiamiSanchez
                                                                                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 9
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Hahha that picture of Jay is hillarious. Shit I think I even TOOK that original picture! It looks like she's lost some weight though, I remember her being much bigger. Headless, did you edit it in photoshop and shave off about 6" of her thighs?
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                                                                                                                                                            • D-man
                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                                              • 1291
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by pornguy
                                                                                                                                                              I got a spam e-mail today and the entire thing was in chinese.

                                                                                                                                                              No photos or images, just a bunch of lines...



                                                                                                                                                              At least I think it was spam!
                                                                                                                                                              click the link and see where it goes ; )

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