After 19 years in a coma, life is a shock

**Mr.Teen** · 07-16-2003, 06:40 AM

Imagine that. That is some freaky shit, wait till this guy turns on a tv or sees that everyone and there mother owns at least one computer.

**funkmaster** · 07-16-2003, 06:42 AM

"Then, on June 12, while his mother Angilee was keeping one of her regular bedside vigils, a nurse at the centre asked, as usual: "Terry, who is that?"

His eyes opened and he whispered: "Mom."

... now that is touchy !!

**SENSEX** · 07-16-2003, 07:20 AM

hmmm, sounds like a perfect choice for a Springer episode

**liquidmoe** · 07-16-2003, 07:41 AM

Oh the drama!? will it never end ?

**FurTrader** · 07-16-2003, 07:51 AM

He named his daughter Amber, I think he knew she was going to be working in the sex business!

**PotentMind** · 07-16-2003, 07:52 AM

old news

**afrocreep** · 07-16-2003, 07:54 AM

is that the dude who woke up and first thing he asked for was a pepsi? either way.. always amazing to hear about stories like that

**SpaceAce** · 07-16-2003, 07:55 AM

Originally posted by Mr.Teen
Imagine that. That is some freaky shit, wait till this guy turns on a tv or sees that everyone and there mother owns at least one computer.

Wait until he sees:

CDs
Not one but <B>two</B> President Bushes
60" flatscreen TVs
An impeached president
No World Trade Center
How cars have changed
How much a hamburger and fries costs
DVDs
Clear Pepsi
Miniature sattellite dishes

The list goes on and on.

SpaceAce

**Paul Markham** · 07-16-2003, 08:04 AM

Just give him a computer, logged onto here and he will wish he never woke up.

**...** · 07-16-2003, 09:45 AM

Originally posted by charly
Just give him a computer, logged onto here and he will wish he never woke up.

I'm waiting for someone to post the ******* pic.

**MassAppeal** · 07-16-2003, 09:49 AM

Originally posted by SpaceAce

Wait until he sees:

Clear Pepsi

i WISH they still had crystal pepsi.
I loved it.

**cortezzz** · 07-16-2003, 10:02 AM

internet? what?

**brizzad** · 07-16-2003, 10:03 AM

Originally posted by FurTrader
He named his daughter Amber, I think he knew she was going to be working in the sex business!

I have a cousin named Amber... ill sell her to you. Shes only a second cousin, so i don't need too much for her.

**FlyingIguana** · 07-16-2003, 10:08 AM

Originally posted by afrocreep
is that the dude who woke up and first thing he asked for was a pepsi? either way.. always amazing to hear about stories like that

if i just came out of a coma after 19 years i would want a fucking pepsi too

**bryany** · 07-16-2003, 10:14 AM

Originally posted by FlyingIguana

if i just came out of a coma after 19 years i would want a fucking pepsi too

Fuck that gimme a beer

**adamneve** · 07-16-2003, 01:13 PM

quote:
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Originally posted by FlyingIguana

if i just came out of a coma after 19 years i would want a fucking pepsi too
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Originally posted by bryany

Fuck that gimme a beer

you mean pussy

**kewldudeinla** · 07-16-2003, 01:16 PM

After 19 years in a coma he has a lot of catching up to do. But now the crash victim's family are steeling themselves to break the news that, during those lost years, his wife had three children by another man.

damn taking about walking papers...

**Plan9** · 07-16-2003, 01:21 PM

The dude's been in a Coma as long as I've been alive...kinda fucked up to think about.

Lets find a way to link him up to some extreme fetish/bestiality/scat websites...I give him 15 seconds before he's comatose again.

**FlyingIguana** · 07-16-2003, 01:22 PM

Originally posted by Plan9
The dude's been in a Coma as long as I've been alive...kinda fucked up to think about.

Lets find a way to link him up to some extreme fetish/bestiality/scat websites...I give him 15 seconds before he's comatose again.

the nurse would have to give him a hand if he wants to look at porn

**Plan9** · 07-16-2003, 01:27 PM

Originally posted by FlyingIguana

the nurse would have to give him a hand if he wants to look at porn

I wonder if you can get hard while comatose...

**eiht_98** · 07-16-2003, 01:35 PM

Originally posted by Plan9

I wonder if you can get hard while comatose...

you don't have enough posts to ask such a qustion

After 19 years in a coma, life is a shock

After 19 years in a coma, life is a shock

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