You all have an addiction

Wait WHAT?



Oh yeah....50 I believe...

Use a Crucifix instead of a cucumber and I'll kick in some cash also

Maybe all of the banned GFYers can go over to the bible forum and share some love.

So when do I get to turn into a pillar of salt?

Should be right about............................................. .now!

Too
Damn
Long

Someone want to take one for the team and sum that all up for us?

my fucking hosting company is fuckking.. BLAH so if this doesn't show up cheg later.

Here`s my bible:

I think I speak for everyone here, when I say...

From the top of their forums:
Come on guys, don't fuck with the bible thumpers. I guarantee this asshole is one of us, not one of them. Don't let this little troll play you.

Is he holding the holy hand grenade...?

Most of the people on the Bibleforums appear to be insane.

I bet they'd love Archer over there.

i am addicted to the money that this so called addition brings. with that being said, give me more, more, MORE! and may i die from a money overdose.

bacon is good
girls are good.

These replys show you have no understnadings of the lords work.

I am asking you agian politely, in the name of our father please do not post any pornography related discussions on our message boards - we do have innocent children posting on them in addition to adults.

We do not want the posters we have to be led astray by topics of pornographic nature.

Then leave now.

where is the forum ?

Many in the religious world today believe and teach the doctrine that we are saved by faith only. They teach that all one has to do is pray a "sinners prayer" and God will forgive their sins and at that point, they will be saved.
I believe with all my heart that man is saved by faith in the Lord. And that men will be saved eternally by faith in the Lord Jesus Christ. I have always believed that without faith it is impossible to please God, I believe this because the Bible teaches this. I do not believe in the doctrine of " salvation by faith only" because it is false, not taught in the Bible. There is a great difference between the two.
The doctrine of faith only was made popular by Martin Luther. His break from the Roman Catholic Church resulted in the first protestant denomination. Martin Luther's protest to the false doctrine of salvation by the works of the Catholic Church was the cause of his contending for salvation by faith only. In other words, as a protest against one false doctrine he fathered another. In his swing away from the accepted idea of saved by Catholic works doctrine, he did
not stop with the Bible truth of salvation by faith, but ended up teaching the doctrine of faith alone.
His trouble and the trouble with most people that believe this false doctrine was and is a misunderstanding of what the Bible means by the term "works." In other words, a misunderstanding of the Bible word, "works," was really the cause of Luther's preaching the doctrine of salvation by faith alone. here is what I mean. Luther saw Paul teaching in Eph. 2:8-9 salvation is not by works and then read James 2:24 were James says we are not justified by faith only but by works. He could not correlate the two. His decision was to reject the inspired writings of James. The trouble was not with James and the trouble was not with Paul; the trouble was with Luther's misunderstanding of the term "works" and how it is often used in the New Testament.
The word works is used in at least three ways in the New Testament.

1. Sometimes the word refers to the works of the Old Testament or the works of the law of Moses.

2. Sometimes the word is used to refer to our own personal plans, mans ideas, or traditions devised by men. Of course we don't believe that these works will lead us to God or save us from sin. We could call these our own works or works of men, or works of men's righteousness.

3. And there is the kind the Bible calls the "works of God." If we do not under stand the clear difference between these terms as used in the Bible then we will always have a difficulty understanding Gods plan of salvation By faith in Christ.

* The works of God

In John 6:28 people came and asked Jesus " What shall we do that we may work the works of God?" Jesus answers in verse 29 "this is the work of God that you believe on him whom He hath sent." Yes Jesus said that to believe on Christ is to do the works of God. Yes,faith in the Lord is a work of God. FAITH IS A WORK. It is not the kind of works that Paul is speaking of in Eph. 2:8-9. Jesus said it was the work of God. When God gives a command, and man obeys, man is working the works of God. The act of obedience to Gods command is not the work of man. It is the work of God. Personal obedience to the will of the Lord is the Work of God. Faith is a work. Jesus said so. If you
are saved by faith, you are saved by works. You cannot believe insalvation by faith and disbelieve in salvation by the works of God.
You can believe in salvation by faith and reject the doctrine of salvation by the works of men. You can Believe in salvation by faith in the Lord and disbelieve the proposition of salvation by the works of the law of Moses. Neither salvation by the works of man nor by the works of the law of Moses is true. But, salvation by faith in Christ and salvation by the works of God-they are both true.They are both taught in the New Testament.

*THE WORKS OF MEN

Eph. 2:8-9 "By grace are ye saved through faith: and that not of yourselves. It is the gift of God: not of works, lest any man should boast." Study the context you will see that Paul does not have in mind the same kind of works that James is referring to in James 2:24 where James says we are justified by works.In Eph. 2: Paul is speaking of our own personal goodness. He means our own deeds that we devised ourselves. to paraphrase, you can't do it yourself; you can not devise yourself schemes or plans or traditions or righteous ceremonies that will save you. You can not do enough of your own invention to save yourself or make yourself worthy of salvation.

* THE WORKS OF THE LAW

Paul in Romans chapter four discusses Abraham and the justification of this patriarch of God ages before the law of the Jews was given to them at Mt. Sinai. He is proving that Abraham was not justified by works but rather by faith in God. Careful reading shows that Paul has in mind the Works of the law of Moses-the deeds of the law of the Jewish nation.. Rom. 3:20 says, "for by the deeds of the law there shall no flesh be justified in his sight." Paul speaks here of the law of Moses, "by the deeds of that law"-by the obedience of that law
you cannot be redeemed or saved in Gods sight. Paul says that Abraham was not saved by that old law. He is arguing with those Jews in Rome who were still holding to the idea that the rites and ceremonies and traditions handed down to them by their fathers and received from Moses would save them. The works of the O. T. law will not save us.

* "SAVING FAITH" IS "OBEDIENT FAITH"

Often times in the New Testament the word faith is used as"saving faith" and often the term believer means a " saved believer." Whenever you find that faith saves, or the expression saving faith, it always means obedient faith. Saving faith is obedient faith.
Whenever you find a believer that is saved you always find an obedient believer. His obedience is always included in the expression or idea of faith. If the believer is saved then that believer has obeyed. Saving faith always includes obedience. Rom.13:11 talks of those that believed, these were obedient believers as we see when we go back and see them in Rom. 6:3-4.. Paul tells us when and how they believed in chapter 6 he tells us very plainly that these same
persons had been baptized by a burial and that is when their newness of life began. Rom. 13 talks about "obedient faith" Rom. 6 explains that "obedient faith", Look at Rom. 6:17 "But God be thanked, that ye were the servants of sin, but ye have obeyed from the heart that form of doctrine which was delivered you."

* EPHESIAN'S FAITH INCLUDES OBEDIENCE

Check out Acts 19, Paul goes to Ephesus and there finds 12 disciples who knew only the baptism of John and Paul said "Have ye received the Holy Spirit SINCE YE BELIEVED?" Look at what they said; "We have not so much as heard that there be any Holy Spirit." Paul said unto them, " Unto what then were ye baptized?" They said "Unto Johns baptism."
Reading this passage carefully you can see that their baptism was included in the term "believed." Baptism is a command of God.Repentance is a command of God and these are included in the idea of Bible faith or saving faith because saving faith is obeying faith.

* CRISPUS SAVED BY OBEDIENT FAITH

Read Acts 18 for this example.

* JAILER'S BELIEVING INCLUDES OBEYING

Read Acts 16 for this example.

* THE KIND OF FAITH THAT WILL NOT SAVE

John 12:42-43 is an example of the kind of faith that will not save. "Nevertheless among the chief rulers also many BELIEVED on Him but because of the pharisees they did not confess him lest they should be put out of the synagogue, for they loved the praise of men more than the praise of God." Saving faith is faith that obeys.
Is there any one that cannot quote Jno. 3:16? I do not think so. Lets look at verse 36 of this same chapter. " He that believeth on the son hath everlasting life, but he that obeyeth not the Son shall not see life, for the wrath of God abideth on him.(R.S.V.) Look at it carefully, what's the negative of he that believeth. He that obeyeth not. Why should this be worded like this? He that believeth on the son means the obedient believer. That is why he then could logically say in the next part,"he that obeyeth not" or " he that believeth
not." Hebrews 5:9 And being made perfect he became the author of eternal
salvation unto all who obey him; Author of eternal salvation to who? Believers that obey him. Gal.3:26" For ye are all children of God by faith in the Lord Jesus." Faith made them God's children, the question is if faith made them God's children then how did faith do it? God answers this in the very next verse. Verse 27 " for as many of you as were baptized into Christ have put on Christ." That is the inspired writers explanation of how faith makes us God's children. Obedience is again included in saving faith.

* HOW TO LET YOUR FAITH SAVE YOU

Mankind has devised so many different plans of salvation it seems difficult to know who to listen to. Man is not the author of salvation, Jesus Christ is. Lets hear Him; Christ said, "Believe on me." Then he tells me to repent of my sins, and then he commands me to be baptized for the forgiveness of my sins ( Acts 2:38 ). He promises to save the baptized believer Mark 16:16. That is Gods plan
of redemption for mankind revealed to us in his Holy Word.

To late someone already started stiring shit Nasty

see you in hell baby killer.

OMG that is too fucking funny!

Malikai!

how true

That's pretty much why most of us are in business. Hello?


We're not the addicts, we are the providers. Praise the lord. :D

Sad. We have some real idiots here.

But let me gusse, we send you...er.... your god $ and we will be saved right?

to your god....

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Troll.

Don't feed the trolls morons. He's fucking with you guys. Suckers.

Man, that almost seems like it's pushing it too far. Especially since there is no way this "Bible Forums" person came from there.

I'm sure goatse will make an appearance over there soon too.

my fucking question is.. where the FUCK are the mods? although its fun doing threads like this .. todays threads generally sucked ass.

christian trolls are rather funny.

'God's Worthless Promises.

Attributed to the essence of life. Assimilated to believe in one god. Silenced in what we don't wanna hear. Flesh and soul, are only mine. GO! God's worthless promises. ROCK! Only my mind can save me. From this fortified stronghold. Stronghold.'

http://www.hymnfromabove.com/~apm/www/disco.php

cheers.

That is the funniest fucking post I've ever seen in my life. ^a lot.

You beet me to eet! BP said he was going to start stirring up sh*t in another post on here..so I'm thinking it is him.


How many incarnations does he currently have now?

LMAO!!!

I blame Sleazy for this clown coming into our midst....jeez, like we needed yet another whack job around here!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Bible Forums
[B]These replys show you have no understnadings of the lords work.

2 easy questions:

1)Do you believe in the New Testament?
2)What is your real name, location, telephone #, anything that helps put a face on an anonymous poster?

People who testify for God are never afraid of giving out their true personal information for they know that God will protect them.

Now..DO you have the courage of the convictions you claim to have?

http://www.busty-amateurs.com is back???

Everybody might want to be nice to Bible Forums....I just saw a picture of her posted on that board and she is kinda hot



I think she is just doing this to promote her new site Erotic nuns

hmm, lets see, I think I'll take this time to use a smiley I've never used before





NOW WERE COOKING WITH GAS!

Bible Forums:

"The path of the
righteous man is beset on all sides
by the inequities of the selfish
and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the name of
charity and good will, shepherds
the weak through the valley of the
darkness. For he is truly his
brother's keeper and the finder of
lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee
with great vengeance and furious
anger those who attempt to poison
and destroy my brothers. And you
will know I am the Lord when I lay
my vengeance upon you." I been
sayin' that shit for years. And if
you ever heard it, it meant your
ass. I never really questioned
what it meant. I thought it was
just a cold-blooded thing to say to
a motherfucker 'fore you popped a
cap in his ass. But I saw some
shit this mornin' made me think
twice. Now I'm thinkin', it could
mean you're the evil man. And I'm
the righteous man. And Mr. .45
here, he's the shepherd protecting
my righteous ass in the valley of
darkness. Or is could by you're
the righteous man and I'm the
shepherd and it's the world that's
evil and selfish. I'd like that.
But that shit ain't the truth. The
truth is you're the weak. And I'm
the tyranny of evil men. But I'm
tryin'. I'm tryin' real hard to be
a shepherd."

don't smoke crack anymore