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Welcome Australia, our 51st State.

07-15-2003, 01:30 PM

Sorry Canada.

AUSTRALIA has been urged to seriously consider becoming the 51st state of the US.

http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/com...55E421,00.html

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07-15-2003, 01:43 PM

If only Joe Sixpack were still around to see this.

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07-15-2003, 01:44 PM

awesome, then we'll finally be able to shut down hush-hush.com

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07-15-2003, 01:46 PM

Originally posted by Mr.Fiction
If only Joe Sixpack were still around to see this.

... some unban him !!
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07-15-2003, 01:47 PM

I hope they get rid of Vegemite before this happens.

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07-15-2003, 01:51 PM

Originally posted by funkmaster

... some unban him !!

He got banned?

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07-15-2003, 01:57 PM

Originally posted by Brujah
I hope they get rid of Vegemite before this happens.

The marmite too.
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07-15-2003, 01:59 PM

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He got banned?

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07-15-2003, 02:07 PM

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... some unban him !!

He got banned? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA......

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07-15-2003, 03:23 PM

You know what this will mean ... Steve Irwin will be American then ...

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07-15-2003, 03:30 PM

Originally posted by Brujah
Sorry Canada.

AUSTRALIA has been urged to seriously consider becoming the 51st state of the US.

http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/com...55E421,00.html

Yeah, like Australia or Canada want your Republicans, Conservatives and your censored tv shows!
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07-15-2003, 03:34 PM

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You know what this will mean ... Steve Irwin will be American then ...

Now that's just cruel!

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07-15-2003, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by Brujah
I hope they get rid of Vegemite before this happens.

Nah.. vegemite is da bomb.. Many of my hangovers have been cured with a few tablespoons of the old VEGEMITE...

Oh yeah but Kimmy is right.. damn that marmite to hell !!!! That stuff is evil

It will never happen anyways.. We may not give a shit if someone shoots our prime minister in the head in our parliment house, but we sure as shit dont want you yanks running things, or have your governmental systems applied to our land. It just wouldnt work, we are 2 completely different people aussies to americans..

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07-15-2003, 03:43 PM

Where is JoeSixpack by the way?

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07-15-2003, 03:43 PM

Originally posted by juice

Yeah, like Australia or Canada want your Republicans, Conservatives and your censored tv shows!

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07-15-2003, 03:46 PM

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Where is JoeSixpack by the way?

Well he lives on the gold coast, and it is a wonderful day here, so he is probably off surfing or gawking at all the foreigners in their bikinis with their pure white skin..

Or hes working, one or the three..

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07-15-2003, 04:01 PM

I've been prediciting this for years - and when it happens - i'm outta here and moving full time to Asia.

its bad enuff the town i live in is a US naval base

if the US goes to war with North korea and Oz joins in (which they will do because our PM is a weak little turd but he likes to suck Bush's dick)
then the first city in Australia that will get nuked is the one I live in

fuck it - I'm definately outta here

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07-15-2003, 04:03 PM

it would be cool to say i was alive when we got our 51st state
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07-15-2003, 04:05 PM

We don't want to be a state so the joke's on you.

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07-15-2003, 04:25 PM

Originally posted by Big Nath

Well he lives on the gold coast, and it is a wonderful day here, so he is probably off surfing or gawking at all the foreigners in their bikinis with their pure white skin..

Or hes working, one or the three..

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07-15-2003, 04:30 PM

You could always buy Australia out, like you did Alaska.

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And then Australia is your 51st state, mate

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07-15-2003, 04:30 PM

it won't happen, but it doesn't have to happen - it's already a reality. It's much easier to live with illusions of nationhood but still be america's bitch.
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07-15-2003, 04:33 PM

There was a 20 per cent chance of Australia becoming an American state in the next 50 years.

There is a 30 percent chance my mind will not be functioning correctly in 50 years.
There is a 50 percent chance that I will be dead in 50 years (making me 80).
There is a 15 percent chance there will be no world in 50 years.
There is a 5 percent chance that I don't give a fuck what happends in 50 years.

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07-15-2003, 05:30 PM

Originally posted by =^..^=
I've been prediciting this for years - and when it happens - i'm outta here and moving full time to Asia.

its bad enuff the town i live in is a US naval base

if the US goes to war with North korea and Oz joins in (which they will do because our PM is a weak little turd but he likes to suck Bush's dick)
then the first city in Australia that will get nuked is the one I live in

fuck it - I'm definately outta here

Hobart is a US naval base? Are we missing something here?

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07-15-2003, 05:42 PM

The day Australia becomes a state of the USA is the day I become a terrorist.
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07-15-2003, 05:44 PM

Whats wrong with you Aussies ? Being part of the United States would be something you should dream of attaining someday.

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07-15-2003, 05:52 PM

Australia is nice & independent country..............so, Aussies fight for what is right!!!!!!!!!!!!

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07-15-2003, 05:54 PM

Originally posted by =^..^=
I've been prediciting this for years - and when it happens - i'm outta here and moving full time to Asia.

its bad enuff the town i live in is a US naval base

if the US goes to war with North korea and Oz joins in (which they will do because our PM is a weak little turd but he likes to suck Bush's dick)
then the first city in Australia that will get nuked is the one I live in

fuck it - I'm definately outta here

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07-15-2003, 05:56 PM

Originally posted by Brujah
Whats wrong with you Aussies ? Being part of the United States would be something you should dream of attaining someday.

No thanks.

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07-15-2003, 06:23 PM

Originally posted by Brujah
Whats wrong with you Aussies ? Being part of the United States would be something you should dream of attaining someday.

Not in our worst nightmares mate - we have a society where the welfare of the individual is almost paramount. We have a medical scheme that makes yours look like that of a third world country.

Why would we want to join up and become second rate citizens of a country where the welfare of the corporation is paramount?

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07-15-2003, 06:48 PM

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...we have a society where the welfare of the individual is almost paramount. We have a medical scheme that makes yours look like that of a third world country.

Sounds excellent. What country do you live in?
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07-15-2003, 06:51 PM

please please let our country join an over moral and religious country. im from CANUCKADA
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07-15-2003, 06:52 PM

Is this a Joke or what:

He listed the advantages of American statehood for Australia as:

* Access to the world's best higher education system.

Seriously??? This way they will forget where Australia is. Education is not a word pronounced by this US administration.

* Large savings on embassies.

Sure, will have to post armed forces in front of the US one in Sydney, and pay your share for all the US embassies...

* Being part of the world's most effective defence system.

No need if you do not invade other countries.

* Merger with the world's strongest currency.

Hasn't kept up with Wall Street Journal. We all see here that the US currency is heading DOWN and under... lol

* Being part of the world's biggest economy.

445 billions deficit... probably meanty " part of the biggest deficit "...

* A constitution bringing a republic and a Bill of Rights.

And taken away with the Patriot Act version i.o and update 1.2. As the Brits in Gantanamo Bay.

* Fielding teams in the US national basketball, baseball and gridiron competitions.

Nothing to say here ... except the US will now have real intelligence: kangoroos

Good thing they left us out. We keep the Olympics...

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07-15-2003, 06:57 PM

Originally posted by richard123

Sounds excellent. What country do you live in?

I'll forgive you because you live in Victoria - but just look at the facts.

I'm on medication for the rest of my life - it costs me $23.00 a month. A guy I know in the US on the same medication pays $20.00 a tablet.

A friend in the US has a non-malignant growth in her abdomen the size of a small basket ball. She and her husband have health insurance but because it is not life threatening the insurance company won't cover them - they have to find at least $15000 for the operation.

Here my wife and I pay our medicare levy and private health insurance of $155.00 per month - if we needed the same operation there would be no argument - it would be done.

I'm damn sure I know where I would rather be living.

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07-15-2003, 07:01 PM

Unless Australia has a very large oil reserve, I dont see why we would even want it.
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07-15-2003, 07:04 PM

Originally posted by MrPheer
Unless Australia has a very large oil reserve, I dont see why we would even want it.

The world's largest resource company is an Australian country. What does that tell ya?

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07-15-2003, 07:06 PM

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The world's largest resource company is an Australian country. What does that tell ya?

http://www.bhpbilliton.com/bb/home/home.jsp

With Americans, it always come down to gas for their SUV and Hummers...

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07-15-2003, 07:09 PM

That is the most BS article I've ever read.

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07-15-2003, 07:10 PM

Originally posted by MrPheer
Unless Australia has a very large oil reserve, I dont see why we would even want it.

we do.. it's under the barrier reef, plus our share of the timor sea.
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07-15-2003, 07:12 PM

Plus they say that there are large deposits off the south coast of Tassie

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07-15-2003, 07:27 PM

Cool! I hope this brings back Yahoo Serious!
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07-15-2003, 07:33 PM

Originally posted by uproared

Plus, Australia has some of the largest underground water reservoirs in the world --- and we all know that EVENTUALLY clean water will be more valuable than oil.

Mel Gibson in ... MadMax????

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07-15-2003, 07:34 PM

Believe it or not, Australia has a pretty harsh censorship board in place and is run by a pretty conservative governement..
Dissagree with me? Try advertising in magazines in AUS, not necessarily adult stuff..
But want a real shock, try doing adult business in AUS.. It is hell, no one will deal with you as soon as you mention the word adult. They run screaming into the hills..

As a people they are pretty open minded and liberal, but as a government from what I have experienced they have just as much bullshit as the US

Originally posted by juice

Yeah, like Australia or Canada want your Republicans, Conservatives and your censored tv shows!

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07-15-2003, 07:37 PM

Originally posted by directfiesta

Mel Gibson in ... MadMax????

Oups, Mistake : Road Warrior.

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But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....
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07-15-2003, 07:38 PM

Originally posted by unconnected
Believe it or not, Australia has a pretty harsh censorship board in place and is run by a pretty conservative governement..
Dissagree with me? Try advertising in magazines in AUS, not necessarily adult stuff..
But want a real shock, try doing adult business in AUS.. It is hell, no one will deal with you as soon as you mention the word adult. They run screaming into the hills..

As a people they are pretty open minded and liberal, but as a government from what I have experienced they have just as much bullshit as the US

the current government has allowed a bit of an anachronism in australia's historically relatively liberal attitude to sex to occur, it's more of a glitch than a lasting direction.
advertising in magazines is pretty hard - tough to even get a hand bra past the guys at people and picture magazine.
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07-15-2003, 07:39 PM

For the USA's sake, I hope you don't addoped out bandwidth prices (AUD $18 per gig compaired to your US $0.70 per gig).

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07-15-2003, 07:50 PM

hahahahahahhahaa. that article is obviously a joke. no way we will ever be part of america.
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07-15-2003, 09:21 PM

Originally posted by Zorgman
For the USA's sake, I hope you don't addoped out bandwidth prices (AUD $18 per gig compaired to your US $0.70 per gig).

Who sells for that price? Telstra Big Pond Direct are still charging 'dinosaur rates' of $AUD209 (approx $USD140) per gig, I really need to find somewhere else that can route my C class.
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07-15-2003, 09:50 PM

Originally posted by bhutocracy

the current government has allowed a bit of an anachronism in australia's historically relatively liberal attitude to sex to occur, it's more of a glitch than a lasting direction.
advertising in magazines is pretty hard - tough to even get a hand bra past the guys at people and picture magazine.

We got some softcore pics from the boss' amateur site into 100% Home Girls a couple of years back but even that was sold in a plastic bag.

They paid a reasonable price for the pics though - considering the quality

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