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  • buddyjuf

    #651
    Originally posted by Turboface
    Bump.
    why?

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    • TheJimmy
      ICQ- five seven 0 2 5 5 0
      • Jan 2001
      • 10747

      #652
      I'm guessing he has a question...
      Investor with 5m - 15m USD to invest. Do you have a site or network of sites earning 50k - 200k a month income? Email your contact and preliminary data to: domain.cashventures (at) gmail.com....Please...no tire kickers...serious offers and inquiries only.

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      • 12clicks
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jan 2001
        • 19814

        #653
        hehe, ok. I'm here
        I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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        • buddyjuf

          #654
          Originally posted by 12clicks
          hehe, ok. I'm here
          hi

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          • nobull
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2002
            • 1256

            #655
            what do you think about tgp2?

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            • 12clicks
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jan 2001
              • 19814

              #656
              its a good idea. I've said that before but for it to work, you've got to have traffic. That seems to be the thing that's always held it back.
              I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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              • wimpy
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2003
                • 607

                #657
                That's not his finger, that's his dick, and he wants you to pull it.
                Fyodor Dostoyevsky wrote: "Every man has reminiscences which he would not tell to everyone but only his friends. He has other matters in his mind which he would not reveal even to his friends, but only to himself, and that in secret. But there are other things which a man is afraid to tell even to himself, and every decent man has a number of such things stored away in his mind."

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                • Tuga
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 7678

                  #658
                  What should I use to replace paypal?

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                  • johnny5
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 291

                    #659
                    why do you have the honor of answering everyones questions... im not much on the who is who... but who are you?
                    sincerely,
                    me

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                    • ytcracker
                      stc is the greatest
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 12403

                      #660
                      bill paxton was 23 in aliens
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                      • 12clicks
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Jan 2001
                        • 19814

                        #661
                        Originally posted by Tuga
                        What should I use to replace paypal?
                        You should use checks. Thats how real businesses operate.
                        paypal is the most unreliable means of payment I've ever seen. We all know people who can't get their money from them.
                        I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                        • 12clicks
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 19814

                          #662
                          Originally posted by johnny5
                          why do you have the honor of answering everyones questions... im not much on the who is who... but who are you?
                          I'm someone who used to run the largest adult click brokerage on the planet. Then I moved into mainstream and made a fortune there.
                          on top of that, I just know everything about this business.
                          I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                          • dchottie
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 894

                            #663
                            I have a question 12clicks.

                            Is Freddie Mercury the real singer of "Fat Bottom Girls" or was he just an imposter???????


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                            • 12clicks
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 19814

                              #664
                              Originally posted by dchottie
                              I have a question 12clicks.

                              Is Freddie Mercury the real singer of "Fat Bottom Girls" or was he just an imposter???????


                              We do not make fun of Freddie the Great.
                              I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                              • 404
                                Confirmed abUser
                                • Jun 2003
                                • 1154

                                #665
                                1/ why are there hairs growing on the girth of my penis?
                                3/ where is my other sock?
                                4/ is there a limit to how many questions i can ask?
                                5/ how do i get a refund?
                                6/ where did question 2 go?
                                (b] cheap hmtl programer for hire (/b)

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                                • Krusty
                                  Registered User
                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 374

                                  #666
                                  Originally posted by chodadog
                                  How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

                                  Nobody ever bothers to answer
                                  A fuckload! hahaha... more wood than its bodyweight per second... unless you mean vomit "chuck"ing... I would say.. a gallon mwahahaha! how big are woodchucks??

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                                  • SomeCreep
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                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 26118

                                    #667
                                    666!

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                                    • Tuga
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 7678

                                      #668
                                      Originally posted by 12clicks


                                      You should use checks. Thats how real businesses operate.
                                      paypal is the most unreliable means of payment I've ever seen. We all know people who can't get their money from them.
                                      Hmm... but if I am selling a design should I ask my clients to write a check and send it to Portugal? And wait 2 weeks for it before I deliver the design?

                                      Go Fuck Yourself!
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                                      • Soul
                                        Registered User
                                        • Jul 2003
                                        • 80

                                        #669
                                        Newbies are llike Virgins // Another notch on the belt (GOOD TIMES)
                                        I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
                                        Albert Einstein

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                                        • Sausage
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 3012

                                          #670
                                          Originally posted by Soul
                                          Newbies are llike Virgins // Another notch on the belt (GOOD TIMES)
                                          Gee ... this is a new thread.
                                          IW
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                                          • 12clicks
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Jan 2001
                                            • 19814

                                            #671
                                            Originally posted by 404
                                            1/ why are there hairs growing on the girth of my penis?
                                            because your family tree doesn't have enough branches

                                            Originally posted by 404
                                            3/ where is my other sock?
                                            tucked into a pair of your oversized underwear.
                                            Originally posted by 404
                                            4/ is there a limit to how many questions i can ask?
                                            no, only to how many I can answer.

                                            Originally posted by 404
                                            5/ how do i get a refund?
                                            go to the manager and explain why you are unhappy.

                                            Originally posted by 404
                                            6/ where did question 2 go?
                                            you hit the up arrow key instead of the shift key and erased it.
                                            I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                            • 12clicks
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 19814

                                              #672
                                              Originally posted by Tuga


                                              Hmm... but if I am selling a design should I ask my clients to write a check and send it to Portugal? And wait 2 weeks for it before I deliver the design?
                                              Nope, you should only do design work for people known in this business. negotiate via email and tell him to send half upfront. you do not have to wait for the first half to arrive to start work but you should wait for it to arrive before you deliver anything.
                                              I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                              • chowda
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jun 2003
                                                • 9527

                                                #673
                                                a train leaving albany NY is going towards NYC at a speed of 110KM/H while a train from nyc is headed towards albany at a speed of 63Mph

                                                if they were going to crash, which train would have gone further (in distance).
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                                                • 12clicks
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 19814

                                                  #674
                                                  Originally posted by chowda
                                                  a train leaving albany NY is going towards NYC at a speed of 110KM/H while a train from nyc is headed towards albany at a speed of 63Mph

                                                  if they were going to crash, which train would have gone further (in distance).
                                                  the train leaving Albany of course.
                                                  I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                  • buddyjuf

                                                    #675
                                                    are you REALLY the owner of the kwik-e-mart?

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                                                    • dantheman
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                                                      • May 2002
                                                      • 3308

                                                      #676
                                                      how can I get 12clicks to send traffic to my new proggy?
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                                                      • 12clicks
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                        • 19814

                                                        #677
                                                        Originally posted by bdjuf
                                                        are you REALLY the owner of the kwik-e-mart?
                                                        No, that's my half brother Yiprap Singh.
                                                        I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                        • 12clicks
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                          • 19814

                                                          #678
                                                          Originally posted by dantheman
                                                          how can I get 12clicks to send traffic to my new proggy?
                                                          come out with a mainstream program and pay my inflated prices.
                                                          I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                          • buddyjuf

                                                            #679
                                                            what is the URL to your multi million dollar mainstream site?

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                                                            • D-man
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                              • 1291

                                                              #680
                                                              do you do anal?

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                                                              • 404
                                                                Confirmed abUser
                                                                • Jun 2003
                                                                • 1154

                                                                #681
                                                                thanks 12clix! i've disowned my parents and have arranged for penis enhancement surgery next week.
                                                                you rock!
                                                                (b] cheap hmtl programer for hire (/b)

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                                                                • Carrie
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                                  • 3162

                                                                  #682
                                                                  This is like the thread that won't let you leave, 12Clicks. It must be a quarterly ritual to bump it or something.

                                                                  Okay, I've got one. Which sponsors will sell out or close up shop due to the Visa 1% ceiling?

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                                                                  • 12clicks
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                    • 19814

                                                                    #683
                                                                    Originally posted by bdjuf
                                                                    what is the URL to your multi million dollar mainstream site?
                                                                    it is a url conglomerate. not one url.
                                                                    I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                                    • 12clicks
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                      • 19814

                                                                      #684
                                                                      Originally posted by D-man
                                                                      do you do anal?
                                                                      yes
                                                                      I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                                      • 12clicks
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                                        • 19814

                                                                        #685
                                                                        Originally posted by 404
                                                                        thanks 12clix! i've disowned my parents and have arranged for penis enhancement surgery next week.
                                                                        you rock!
                                                                        a simple waxing should suffice.
                                                                        I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                                        • 12clicks
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                          • 19814

                                                                          #686
                                                                          Originally posted by Carrie
                                                                          This is like the thread that won't let you leave, 12Clicks. It must be a quarterly ritual to bump it or something.

                                                                          Okay, I've got one. Which sponsors will sell out or close up shop due to the Visa 1% ceiling?
                                                                          None of them at first. the guys in trouble will all start with gimmicks first.
                                                                          But then look to the guys playing fast and loose. look for the guys always fighting with CCbill and Jettis.
                                                                          I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                                          • buddyjuf

                                                                            #687
                                                                            Originally posted by 12clicks


                                                                            it is a url conglomerate. not one url.
                                                                            may I have the URLs?

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                                                                            • 404
                                                                              Confirmed abUser
                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                              • 1154

                                                                              #688
                                                                              Originally posted by 12clicks


                                                                              a simple waxing should suffice.
                                                                              both parents? or will one suffice?
                                                                              (b] cheap hmtl programer for hire (/b)

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                                                                              • 12clicks
                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                                • 19814

                                                                                #689
                                                                                Originally posted by bdjuf


                                                                                may I have the URLs?
                                                                                http://www.fatwives.com
                                                                                http://www.12clicks.com
                                                                                hmmmm, I know there are others.
                                                                                I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                                                • 12clicks
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                  • 19814

                                                                                  #690
                                                                                  Originally posted by 404


                                                                                  both parents? or will one suffice?
                                                                                  Just the hairy one.
                                                                                  I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                                                  • buddyjuf

                                                                                    #691
                                                                                    are you calling me a cheater?

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                                                                                    • SunTzu
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                                      • 456

                                                                                      #692
                                                                                      Oh mighty 12clicks, I have some questions

                                                                                      It looks like you favor CCBill and Jettis above other processors. What do you think about AC Pay?

                                                                                      Do you think other billing options will become more popular as Visa/MC keep tightening the noose? Which ones?
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                                                                                      • 12clicks
                                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                                                        • 19814

                                                                                        #693
                                                                                        Originally posted by bdjuf
                                                                                        are you calling me a cheater?
                                                                                        not at all. guilty conscience?

                                                                                        why didn't you think I was calling you fat?
                                                                                        I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                                                        • 12clicks
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                          • 19814

                                                                                          #694
                                                                                          Originally posted by SunTzu
                                                                                          Oh mighty 12clicks, I have some questions

                                                                                          It looks like you favor CCBill and Jettis above other processors. What do you think about AC Pay?

                                                                                          Do you think other billing options will become more popular as Visa/MC keep tightening the noose? Which ones?
                                                                                          I don't know anything about ACpay. I've never had the need. I've always felt CCbill, Jettis, and Epoch could handle anyone's needs completely so I've never sought out any others.

                                                                                          We're years away from any billing option that doesn't revolve around a credit card. The industry will all but cxrash before that.
                                                                                          I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                                                          • MetaMan
                                                                                            I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                                            • Jan 2003
                                                                                            • 28682

                                                                                            #695
                                                                                            12 clicks why does your shirt smell like its saturated in monkey piss?

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                                                                                            • CDSmith
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                                              • 51460

                                                                                              #696
                                                                                              Ron, allow me to introduce GFY's latest weasel-faced 14 yr old with a bad case of beak-mouth....... Metaboy.


                                                                                              He's so wet behind the ears he can't tell the difference between monkey piss and tuna fish.
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                                                                                              • MetaMan
                                                                                                I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                                                • Jan 2003
                                                                                                • 28682

                                                                                                #697
                                                                                                Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                                Ron, allow me to introduce GFY's latest weasel-faced 14 yr old with a bad case of beak-mouth....... Metaboy.


                                                                                                He's so wet behind the ears he can't tell the difference between monkey piss and tuna fish.
                                                                                                bahah ur posts are almost intelligent.
                                                                                                u take hours to come up with a half useful comeback,
                                                                                                and on top of that you try to make yourself intelligent,

                                                                                                hop on the bandwagon and bend over its time for ur initiation.

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                                                                                                • buddyjuf

                                                                                                  #698
                                                                                                  Originally posted by 12clicks

                                                                                                  not at all. guilty conscience?

                                                                                                  why didn't you think I was calling you fat?
                                                                                                  I was just kidding, of course

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                                                                                                  • 12clicks
                                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                                                    • 19814

                                                                                                    #699
                                                                                                    Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                                    12 clicks why does your shirt smell like its saturated in monkey piss?
                                                                                                    I eat a lot of bananas
                                                                                                    I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                                                                    • 12clicks
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                                      • 19814

                                                                                                      #700
                                                                                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                                      Ron, allow me to introduce GFY's latest weasel-faced 14 yr old with a bad case of beak-mouth....... Metaboy.


                                                                                                      He's so wet behind the ears he can't tell the difference between monkey piss and tuna fish.
                                                                                                      take him under your wing CD. otherwise he won't be here next year. and that would be a shame.
                                                                                                      I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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