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  • Donny
    As you wish...
    • May 2002
    • 13754
    #1

    Who the f*ck cares how big the cock is??

    I get spam all the time telling me to come see "Incredible videos of hot babes riding the biggest cocks in the industry" or "See these bitches take a giant cock!"

    Is heterosexual Joe Surfer supposed to get all excited about a huge cock? Why is that even mentioned??

    Why would I care how big the studs dick is? So I can feel bad about my small dick?

    Just my
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    • stocktrader23
      Let's do some business.
      • Jan 2003
      • 18781
      #2
      Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
      I get spam all the time telling me to come see "Incredible videos of hot babes riding the biggest cocks in the industry" or "See these bitches take a giant cock!"

      Is heterosexual Joe Surfer supposed to get all excited about a huge cock? Why is that even mentioned??

      Why would I care how big the studs dick is? So I can feel bad about my small dick?

      Just my
      Why do you read your porn spam?


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        • juicylinks
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 122992
          #3
          Originally posted by stocktrader23


          Why do you read your porn spam?
          lol seriosly why read it?

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            • TheJimmy
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              • Jan 2001
              • 10747
              #4
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                • PerfectionGirls
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                  • Oct 2002
                  • 4484
                  #5
                  How big is your cock Donovan?

                  Just hit the delete button
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                    • Donny
                      As you wish...
                      • May 2002
                      • 13754
                      #6
                      The giant words about huge cocks are hard to miss, even in the short time they appear in my preview window, between the time I select them and the time I hit the delete button.

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                        • Donny
                          As you wish...
                          • May 2002
                          • 13754
                          #7
                          Originally posted by PerfectionGirls
                          How big is your cock Donovan?

                          Just hit the delete button

                          It's not that big around...

                          but it makes up for it by being REALLY SHORT!

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                            • AssFairy
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                              • Jun 2003
                              • 674
                              #8
                              Just reading this thread makes me wanna knock one out
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                                • Donny
                                  As you wish...
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 13754
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by AssFairy
                                  Just reading this thread makes me wanna knock one out
                                  The second word in your sig should be: sell

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                                    • Sly_RJ
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                                      • Feb 2002
                                      • 17042
                                      #10
                                      I love big cocks!
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                                        • kewldudeinla
                                          Registered User
                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 89
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by stocktrader23


                                          Why do you read your porn spam?
                                          Exactly.. But I think the pop ups is where I read those ad's...
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                                            • B Sandwich
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 1600
                                              #12
                                              the questions SHOULD be: what would you rather see during a straight sex scene... A tiny one, a medium sized, or a huge one, where the chick is all screaming and shit

                                              I'd rather see a huge one
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                                                • AssFairy
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                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                  • 674
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by DonovanPhillips


                                                  The second word in your sig should be: sell
                                                  Only if you live in "should be land" where everything is perfect.
                                                  I'm sticking with "sale"
                                                  I sale lube

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                                                    • tony299
                                                      lurker
                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                      • 57021
                                                      #14
                                                      I think also bigger looks better on the small screen. Eventually when we start shooting hardcore I wont shoot anyone under 7.5 For the watcher its the whole that big cock is going to tame that hot girl that wouldnt even look at me.

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                                                        • neewwman
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                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 1737
                                                          #15
                                                          Speaking as a heterosexual man, bigger cocks look better in porn. Especially in anal sex scenes, where part of the fun is seeing the girl really being stretched.

                                                          Look at the "Dirty Debutantes" videos. Ed Powers' tiny little dick simply doesn't make for the most exciting porn scenes.

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                                                            • kristin
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                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                              • 9768
                                                              #16
                                                              Do you have any idea what kind of random emails I get from males?!? I want my cock to be that size. Is my cock big enough it is 10". Me and my girlfriend have a fetish, etc. People love the big cock, that's why it coverts like crazy.
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                                                                • eiht_98
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                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                  • 6103
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by kristin
                                                                  Do you have any idea what kind of random emails I get from males?!? I want my cock to be that size. Is my cock big enough it is 10". Me and my girlfriend have a fetish, etc. People love the big cock, that's why it coverts like crazy.
                                                                  true

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                                                                    • Dax
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                                      • 3161
                                                                      #18
                                                                      It is just like tits... bigger tits sell better and have a bigger following than smaller ones...

                                                                      I think the whole idea of the guy having the power on film.. to destroy the girl is all very important..

                                                                      w/e I have a small cock and i could care less =)

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                                                                        • Danny_C
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                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                          • 2160
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Whether you like it or understand it, big dicks sell.

                                                                          I can't relate, either, but it's a fact.

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                                                                            • Donny
                                                                              As you wish...
                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                              • 13754
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by kristin
                                                                              Do you have any idea what kind of random emails I get from males?!? I want my cock to be that size. Is my cock big enough it is 10". Me and my girlfriend have a fetish, etc. People love the big cock, that's why it coverts like crazy.
                                                                              You people are all fucked in the head. (that was a joke)

                                                                              But seriously, you've all made me realize that I'm in the minority here. I didn't realize heterosexual men like looking at big cocks.

                                                                              Thanks for the education.

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                                                                                • GrimShawn
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                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                  • 8120
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  all u need to do is look at juicylinks sig

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                                                                                    • Rictor
                                                                                      Old Timer
                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                      • 12208
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Big cock, small ass = happy surfer.

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                                                                                        • TheFLY
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                          • 11856
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          more bang for the buck

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                                                                                            • TheEnforcer
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                                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                                              • 2855
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Rictor
                                                                                              Big cock, small ass = happy surfer.
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                                                                                                • maxjohan
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                  • 7219
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  funny thread..
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                                                                                                    • StupidNewbie
                                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                                                                      • 864
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      My "professional" opinion is that surfers want to see something that conveys the message that the hardcore girl is a complete whore.

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                                                                                                        • dig420
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                                                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                                                          • 9240
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by DonovanPhillips


                                                                                                          You people are all fucked in the head. (that was a joke)

                                                                                                          But seriously, you've all made me realize that I'm in the minority here. I didn't realize heterosexual men like looking at big cocks.

                                                                                                          Thanks for the education.
                                                                                                          who wants to see a chick get nasty with a tiny little dick? It's just laughable (sorry if I'm hurting some feelings)

                                                                                                          much more obscene with a big cock ;))

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                                                                                                            • mistersoft
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                                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                                              • 1021
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by DonovanPhillips


                                                                                                              Is heterosexual Joe Surfer supposed to get all excited about a huge cock? Why is that even mentioned??

                                                                                                              Why would I care how big the studs dick is? So I can feel bad about my small dick?
                                                                                                              Listen: how good does the opposite sound

                                                                                                              Hot chicks suck and fuck SMALL COCKS!

                                                                                                              Why does that sound like a disappointment? No idea, but it does.

                                                                                                              Mister soft
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                                                                                                                • Tofu
                                                                                                                  The Video Specialist
                                                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                  • 5615
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by mistersoft


                                                                                                                  Listen: how good does the opposite sound
                                                                                                                  Hot chicks suck and fuck SMALL COCKS!
                                                                                                                  Why does that sound like a disappointment? No idea, but it does.

                                                                                                                  Mister soft


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                                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                      • 31429
                                                                                                                      #30
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                                                                                                                        • jasonir
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                                                                                                                          • Aug 2002
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                                                                                                                          #31
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                                                                                                                            • Tofu
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                                                                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                              • 5615
                                                                                                                              #32
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                                                                                                                                • Monique Niccole
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                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 5653
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  It's all about 'aspirational marketing' i.e. people/surfers wanting what they don't have. Do you want to see a Jay-Z or Linkin Park or {insert cool rock group here} video where he's driving a Hyundai because that's all your ass can afford? LOL Or would you rather see him in a Maybach?

                                                                                                                                  Do women want to see the Sex and the City girls wearing clothes from the Gap...cause that's all most chicks can afford? Or would you rather see them wearing Manolo stilettos and Gucci dresses?

                                                                                                                                  Give the people what they want but they probably don't have. Make Joe Midwest Small Dick believe that even he can one day have a big dick and fuck a hot porn chick...that's the way to get in their pocket.

                                                                                                                                  Reality sucks. Give 'em un-reality.

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                                                                                                                                    • clubsexy
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                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 1630
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      I get so many penis enlargement emails... I want mine to be 15" long and 8" around...

                                                                                                                                      They lied to me...
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                                                                                                                                        • Donny
                                                                                                                                          As you wish...
                                                                                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 13754
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Afrekete
                                                                                                                                          Do you want to see a Jay-Z or Linkin Park or {insert cool rock group here} video where he's driving a Hyundai because that's all your ass can afford? LOL Or would you rather see him in a Maybach?
                                                                                                                                          I could answer that question if I knew what a Maybach was...

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                                                                                                                                            • CDSmith
                                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                                                                                              • 51460
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
                                                                                                                                              I didn't realize heterosexual men like looking at big cocks.
                                                                                                                                              I think you missed what most are saying here. I like looking at slim busty hot-looking babes riding big cocks. That isn't the same as wanting to look at big cocks.
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                                                                                                                                                • cold_ice
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                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 3027
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by TheEnforcer


                                                                                                                                                  The porn equivalent of E=MC2

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                                                                                                                                                    • Rochard
                                                                                                                                                      Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                                      • 75768
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Donovan...... Lad...... Be happy you have a small pee pee.

                                                                                                                                                      I went out to lunch today, and damn it, I have to manhandle my cock every time I get into the car. I mean my cock is so damn huge that if I don't adjust it when I get into the car I'll crush it.

                                                                                                                                                      It's okay Donovan. I'm sure you g/f doesn't know better.
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                                                                                                                                                        • Donny
                                                                                                                                                          As you wish...
                                                                                                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                                                                                                          • 13754
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by RocHard
                                                                                                                                                          Donovan...... Lad...... Be happy you have a small pee pee.

                                                                                                                                                          I went out to lunch today, and damn it, I have to manhandle my cock every time I get into the car. I mean my cock is so damn huge that if I don't adjust it when I get into the car I'll crush it.

                                                                                                                                                          It's okay Donovan. I'm sure you g/f doesn't know better.
                                                                                                                                                          You're right, she doesn't know better. That's why I can't decide whether or not to let you fulfill her rape fantasy. She might never return to me. She might laugh at me. She might not feel it enter her anymore after your gigantic cock stretched her out.

                                                                                                                                                          I'm sorry I haven't made the arrangements for your rendevous yet... I'm still going through the pros and cons.

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                                                                                                                                                            • Rochard
                                                                                                                                                              Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                                              • 75768
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              You must be having a bad day.....

                                                                                                                                                              Here's my ICQ talk with Donnie there.....

                                                                                                                                                              RocHard (04:45 PM) :
                                                                                                                                                              Bitch.
                                                                                                                                                              Donovan Phillips (04:45 PM) :
                                                                                                                                                              Whore.
                                                                                                                                                              RocHard (04:45 PM) :
                                                                                                                                                              Yep.
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                                                                                                                                                                • Donny
                                                                                                                                                                  As you wish...
                                                                                                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                                                                                                  • 13754
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by RocHard
                                                                                                                                                                  You must be having a bad day.....

                                                                                                                                                                  Here's my ICQ talk with Donnie there.....

                                                                                                                                                                  RocHard (04:45 PM) :
                                                                                                                                                                  Bitch.
                                                                                                                                                                  Donovan Phillips (04:45 PM) :
                                                                                                                                                                  Whore.
                                                                                                                                                                  RocHard (04:45 PM) :
                                                                                                                                                                  Yep.

                                                                                                                                                                  Shit... I can't think of any smart ass replies to that. Give me a second. LOL.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Donny
                                                                                                                                                                      As you wish...
                                                                                                                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                                                                                                                      • 13754
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by RocHard
                                                                                                                                                                      You must be having a bad day.....

                                                                                                                                                                      Here's my ICQ talk with Donnie there.....

                                                                                                                                                                      RocHard (04:45 PM) :
                                                                                                                                                                      Bitch.
                                                                                                                                                                      Donovan Phillips (04:45 PM) :
                                                                                                                                                                      Whore.
                                                                                                                                                                      RocHard (04:45 PM) :
                                                                                                                                                                      Yep.
                                                                                                                                                                      You shut me up with that one. I can't think of any way to reply.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • MicroChick
                                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                                          • 1277
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          medium thick, 7-8 inches, please!

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                                                                                                                                                                            • vegas2003
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                                                              • 1714
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              [QUOTE]Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
                                                                                                                                                                              I get spam all the time telling me to come see "Incredible videos of hot babes riding the biggest cocks in the industry" or "See these bitches take a giant cock!"

                                                                                                                                                                              Is heterosexual Joe Surfer supposed to get all excited about a huge cock? Why is that even mentioned??

                                                                                                                                                                              Why would I care how big the studs dick is? So I can feel bad about my small dick?

                                                                                                                                                                              Just my                                                                                                                                                                               [/QUOTEI have to be honest-when I see the huge dicked guys I get depressed about my size-really depressed
                                                                                                                                                                              SEACREST OUT!

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                                                                                                                                                                                • MetaMan
                                                                                                                                                                                  I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 28682
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                                                                                                                  I think you missed what most are saying here. I like looking at slim busty hot-looking babes riding big cocks. That isn't the same as wanting to look at big cocks.
                                                                                                                                                                                  ya ok fruitcake.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • CDSmith
                                                                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 51460
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                                                                                                                      ya ok fruitcake.
                                                                                                                                                                                      Said the 14 yr old pindick.
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